Dr. Weber: As you all know we had to make more cuts and Dr. Charles Percy is no longer with us because of financial reasons. We will be making final cuts this month, so I suggest you all and I do mean all be on your p's and q's.
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Yang: I get stuck with the woman who has a crush on my boyfriend
Karev: Yeah well it can't be any worse than Izzie showing up at the Trailer this morning.
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Yang: (talking to Izzie) All I'm saying is you once told Meredith that if you had to pick sides you would pick George. Well I'm picking karev's.
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Dr. Altman: Yang, we need to talk.
Yang: (walks over to Karev) I think she was just about to admit that she likes Owen.
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Izzie: (talking to Dr. Altman) I just wanted to speak to my husband (pointing at Alex)
Alex: (walking towards the door) Unfortnately only Doctors are prohibited beyond this point, which you are not! (He closes the sliding door in her face)
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Dr. Robbins: I think we're losing him. Yang grab the defibrillator.
Christina: 200 CLEAR!
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Izzie: Whatever you do Alex. I'm in it for the long haul.
Meredith's Voiceover: Mirror, Mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all. When we're little girls, we were taught that our prince charming was waiting to rescue us,take us up on their white horses and ride us into the sunset. The part our parents left out was that we don't always live happily ever after, some of us screw that up all by ourselves.
Scene 1: Meredith is staring at Derek sleeping until she sees him waking up.
Meredith: Good Morning
Derek: (with a big sigh) Good Morning.
Meredith: I feel I haven't talked to you in a long time. We've been so busy at work. What's going on with you and your friends?
Derek: Well, you are my friend.
Meredith: I know, but your other friends. The ones that you talk to about me?
Derek: I'm good, I have you, my favorite person in the world (wraps meredith in his arms). As far as my friends, Mark is still freaking out about this daughter thing,
Owen is...well I don't know what Owen is doing (both laugh quietly) and Callie and Arizona are fine I guess. What about you? How are you?
Meredith: I'm awesome! (gives Derek a quick kiss on the lips) Christina is Christina, Alex...I don't think he's ready for Izzie's return,
and Lexie is totally in love with your BFF.
Derek: Good for little Grey. By the way men don't have BFF's. (both laugh)
Meredith: Everyone has a BFF...I have two. You and Christina.
Derek: I figured...(with a smile on his face) I guess my only BFF is you.
Meredith: That's sad..(laughing)
(they both chuckle, and race into the bathroom to get ready for work, Derek grabs Meredith, pulls her into him and kisses her. Meredith pushes the bathroom door close)
Cut to Scene 2:
Owen is in the On-call room. He had been there all night and had only slept for a few hours. Teddy walks into the room with a crushed look on her face.
Teddy: Hey (she says softly)
Owen: Hey (in a "i just woke up voice" sitting partially up in the bottom bunk)
Teddy: So I know I dumped a lot on your plate. And it's not fair to you or Christina. I had to tell you.
Owen: I know.
Teddy: It could've been great (staring at him with her piercing blue eyes)
Owen rubs his forehead.
Teddy: I guess I'll see you later (she opens the door just enough to slide her body through)
Cut to Scene 3:
Back at Christina and Callie's apartment Callie is cooking breakfast for Mark, Lexie, Christina and herself. Mark and Lexie are sitting on the stools at the breakfast counter while Callie is busy flipping pancakes.
Callie: I can't believe the chief is still letting people go.
Mark: I know, I would hate not to be an attending right now.
Lexie: HEY!
Callie: Mark, you're such a jerk.
Mark: What? Little Grey has nothing to worry about. The chief would never fire any of the Grey sisters. He feels too guilty about the past to do that.
(Christina walks into the kitchen, while putting on her coat)
Callie: So neither of their skills would help save their jobs?
Mark: Well yeah...but it's not like Yang here.
(Christina looks up at him)
Lexie: What is that suppose to mean?
Mark: Well Christina is a surgeon BEAST....she has the eye of the tiger, she's the cream of the fight. (flashing that sly grin)
Callie: Oh goodness! Stop Rocky.
Lexie: Whatever! I've grown, I'm kicking butt and taking names
Callie starts serving everyone pancakes, Christina is chewing on a blueberry muffin
Christina: That's right, little Grey wore a diaper in Sheperd's 19 hour surgery a few months ago. Her diaper was "Hardcore".
(Callie and Mark looking at Lexie with a gross look on her face)
Callie: (looking at Lexie) Ewww!!
Mark: My hot girlfriend wears diapers....(with a disgusted look on his face)
The four begin to chuckle and continue to eat
Cut to Scene 4:
The bedroom door to the trailer opens and Alex flys by Izzie who is lying and reading a magazine on the world's smallest couch.
Izzie: I cooked eggs and waffles for you and I packed you a nice healthy lunch.
Alex continues to head out the door without picking up anything.
Izzie: Okay, so I see your still giving me the silent treatment. (she says to herself and widens her eyes)
Alex slams the car door and drives off in a hurry.
Scene 5:
Bailey is waiting at the nurses station for her residents talking to the chief.
Bailey: So do we know who is the next to go?
Dr. Weber: No, not yet. Why?
Bailey: I just want to be prepared for which one of my resident interns will be leaving next.
Dr. Weber: Bailey that is Human Resources job to decide. I had no idea about Dr. Percy until the night before.
Bailey: All I'm saying is we have some talented interns who may end up helping this hospital instead of harming it. But how can they do that if they're all gone.
Dr. Weber: Dr. Bailey, this is something that I would prefer not to talk about.......EVER.
Bailey: Yes sir.
(Dr. Weber walks away and Bailey continues to look and sort charts for her Residents. Meredith, Yang, and Karev walk up to her)
Meredith: Good morning Dr. Bailey.
Bailey: Is it Grey? Is it really that great of a morning? We're losing doctors like crazy and who knows who is going to be next. It could be anyone of you, it could be me...
Karev: There's no way the chief would ever let them do that to you, you're his work....
Bailey: If the next word out of your mouth is wife...I promise Karev I will stick you down in the pit for a month!
(Karev gives a scared look on his face, just then Dr. Reed and Dr. Williams come walking up behind the other residents)
Bailey: (looking at a schedule) So right now we have Yang with Sheperd, Grey and Reed with Hunt, Karev with Sloan and Williams your with me and Torres.
(As soon as the residents break, Sloan walks up and Alex walks towards him)
Karev: Hey, I guess I'm with you today.
Sloan: Karev? It's been a long time since you've worked on one of my cases.
Karev: Yup.
Cut to Scene 6:
Meredith and Reed run into Hunt in the trama area. Hunt is already working on a patient. The patient is kicking, shouting and moving around a lot.
Hunt: Grey grab his legs, Reed I need a syringe of valium.
(As Meredith looked down at him, she saw his forearm was cut off. Reed flicked the syringe and stuck it into the nearest vain while the others held the patient down.)
Cut to Scene 7:
Christina is walking down the hall quickly when Dr. Williams walks up behind her.
Dr. Williams: Yang
Christina: Oh God, what do you want?
Williams: I know you really don't hate me. In fact, you like me.
Christina: (looking down at her paper intensely rolling her eyes at his comment) What are babbling about? Doesn't matter anyway because I don't care.
Williams: Why don't you admit it?
Christina: Admit what? (williams looks at her flashing his cute smile) That you're very annoying!
Williams: (leaning into Christina) I think you should re-evaluate your relationship with your attending.
Christina: Look! I have 2 friends in this hospital and you are neither...So save the witty banter for someone who's interested. (Christina walks away)
Williams: THIS JUST MAKES ME LIKE YOU EVEN MORE!!!!! (he screams down the hall)
cUT TO Scene 8:
Yang is walking down the hall and sees Hunt and Altman talking.
Sheperd: Yang! Yang!
Christina: Yes Dr. Sheperd
Sheperd: (Derek looks at the same thing Christina is looking at) Yang, I need you totally here today. We have a patient who is in need of our full and undivided attention. So if your mind is someone where else then...
Christina: I'm here...I've never been MORE here.
(Both doctors walk into the patient's room)
Dr. Sheperd: How are we today?
Ron: I'm good Dr. Sheperd, I was just explaining to my dad about the tumor.
Ron's Dad: Yeah, I still don't think I understand.
Dr. Sheperd: Well, Ron has a brain tumor that if we don't operate could potentially block the cerebellum.
Ron's Dad: the what? I mean it sounds bad. But I still don't know.
Christina: Well, it's the part of the brain that controls the balance and complex actions like walking and talking.
Ron's Dad: Woh! Yes, that sounds, that sounds serious.
Christina: Yes, so we need to operate as soon as possible.
Ron: Well, I'm ready when you are..
Dr. Sheperd: Well, the surgery may or may not help but we run the risk of you living longer if we proceed.
Ron's Dad: And if we don't?
Christina: 2 months, maybe just days for Ron to live.
Ron: Book the O.R (Christina and Sheperd look at each other)
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sloan: Well Karev, are you ready?
Karev: For what?
Sloan and Karev enter the patient's room and a well known celeberity is sitting on the bed.
Sloan: How are you ?
(Karev is standing there in a shock, looking at Pamela Anderson sitting on the bed)
Pamela Anderson: I'm good Mark how are you?
Sloan: Better now that you're here. (They both smile at each other) This is my intern Alex Karev. He's going to be helping out with the surgery today.
Pamela Anderson: Two very handsome doctors, I definitely came to the right place.
Sloan: Pamela is only here to make sure everything is okay with her breast augmentation.
Karev: (with a smirk on his face) okay.
Sloan: Down boy....
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(christina and Meredith are sitting in the cafeteria eating)
Meredith: So is this you getting jealous of her.
Christina: I don't get jealous, but she better keep her hands off of him.
(Karev walks up quickly chewing on an apple)
Karev: shut up, shut up.....you two would never believe who my patient is.
Meredith: who?
Christina: Izzie?
Karev: Don't ruin my lunch and no, I'm in a good mood aren't I?
Meredith: It's time to grow up...
Karev: Pamela Anderson!
Christina: NO? Are you serious?
Meredith: Like the "Pamela Anderson"
Karev: Ms. V.I.P herself.
Meredith: Wow!
Karev: I can't not wait to get back...I gotta go. I just had to tell someone.
Meredith: So you're not jealous?
Christina: (taking a bite of her salad) Nope!
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(Meredith is standing at the counter filling out paper work and Izzie walks up to her)
Izzie: Hey, have you seen Alex?
Meredith: Yeah,( with a long breath) he's with a patient.
Izzie: Where?
Meredith: upstairs...Iz, do you think it's a good idea to continue to follow him around work...I mean, let him come to you when he's ready.
Izzie: Meredith, My husband hates me! He hates me. He won't talk to me, he ignores me. I need him! I love him! If you think that I'm going to let that Redhead twig steal my husband.....yeah right! not without a fight.
Meredith: What are you talking about?
Izzie: REED! She likes my husband.
Meredith: Alex is not thinking about that, espically with Pamela Anderson as his patient.
Izzie: WHAT? (Izzie walks away quickly)
CUT TO SCENE 12
Sloan and Karev are in the room consulting with Pamela Anderson. Izzie barges in on them. Karev is in awkard position giving a routine checkup
Izzie: OH! so this is why you left in such a hurry this morning. So you could come and fill up on your patient.
Sloan: Dr. Stevens, I think you should leave.
Izzie: Not until my husband takes his hands off of her (stuttering embrassingly) her cheesstt.
(Alex gets up and starts to pull Izzie out of the room)
Izzie: By the way its Dr. Karev!
(Alex and Izzie are in the stairwell)
Alex: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Izzie: YOU! I WANT YOU!
Alex: Well you can't have me!
Izzie: why? give me a reason.
Alex: You! you're my reason. You left me. I gave you me and you left me. So you cannot have me. (Alex grabs the doorknob and gets closely to Iz. Iz takes a breath in remembering his scent.) Leave me the hell alone! I'm at work.
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Owen sees Christina in the X-RAY room looking at scans
Owen: Hey
Christina: Hey
Owen: I haven't seen you all day
Christina: Yeah, I've been working
Owen: With Sheperd, I know
Christina: We need a break
Owen: What?
Christina: There is something going on between you two and I'm not the girl that gets cheated on. So we need a break. You need to figure out somethings and I need to focus on my job. We need a break.(Yang walks out)
Owen is sitting there with a dumbfounded look on his face.
CUT TO SCENE 14
Yang, Meredith, and Karev are in the locker room packing up to go.
Christina: We're on a break
Meredith: WHAT?
Karev: Welcome.
Meredith: I can't believe you decided that.
(just then Izzie walks in wearing scrubs and heading for her cubie. They all look at her)
Meredith: Hey (all of them giving a quizative look)
Izzie: Hey
Christina: Are you back?
Izzie: Yup (looks at Alex)
Meredith's voiceover: (fadeout of the locker room) In real life there are no Prince Charmings or white horses. As for Happily ever afters, well who knows. All we know is we love those who are sometimes hard to love or can't love.