A/N: Wow... I really don't know what to do with this one. I'm sorry Kirika, I believe I've failed you, but I hope you enjoy it anyway.
For Kirika's one-line challenge, "Well, opposites do attract...this time rather forcefully!"
Pairing: Kurogane + Fai
Warnings: crack, angry Kurogane
Disclaimer: Kurogane, Fai, other characters, and Tsubasa are property of Clamp.
The Force of Attraction
It really wasn't fair, Kurogane thought, that he had ended up like this. Actually, the notion that this type of world even existed was completely absurb--one where people who were opposite were attached by a belt...thing, but, rather unforturnately for Kurogane, it did.
Because he was now attached to Fai.
"Rarrg," Kurogane hissed, cursing his luck and lack of personal space.
Fai, however, appeared to be plenty cheery enough. "C'mon, Kuro-pii, it can't be that bad being attached to l'il ole me."
"Yeah!" the white blob chimed in, and Kurogane now wanted to kill it more than ever. "Not that bad, Kuro-pii!"
Syaoran, on the other hand, was taking a more apologetic stance. "Sorry, Kurogane-san," he sweatdropped. "You'll only have to bear it until we find Sakura-hime's feather. At least you don't live in this world, right?"
His attempt to calm Kurogane did nothing but fuel his anger even more, though. But the angier Kurogane was becoming, the more amused Fai was getting as well. "We're leaving. RIGHT NOW." Kurogane took a giantic step, tripped because Fai wasn't moving, and fell onto Fai's chest.
The belt decided it was good time to bind them even tighter together and smothered Kurogane's face into Fai's chest, cutting him off from all sources of air.
"Oh my," Fai chirped merrily as Kurogane's arms flailed frantically and his face turned red. "Well, it seems that opposites do attract... and this time rather forcefully!"
Kurogane didn't even have time to consider the conotations of that statement before he passed out from lack of oxygen.
owari.
A/N: And the moral of that story is... don't let Kyuu write crack? Wow. That was random.