Chapter 7
Deidara's eyes fluttered open and saw like a zillion old people (A.N JOKE! only 5 people XD)
"OOOOOOOOOOH dear, you are cute!" Deidara stared at the women like she was crazy.
"W-where am I?!"
"Why, hunny, you're in Konaha retirement home, your adorable son and Granddaughters dropped you off"
"I'm only 16, yeah!"
"Thats we I said when I first got in here, but you're only lying to yourself"
"PHONE, GIMME A PHONE"
"Ermmm......., over by the fire exit " Deidara ran to the phone and dialled for someone to save him from the wretched hands of Grandma's, Anaya answered.
"Hi Grandad!!!!"
".Soooooooooooooooooooo D.E.A.D, yeah"
"Awwww, grandfather needs a nap"
"Look, come and get me and I won't hurt you, but if I have to walk back to the party, you will get a smack!"
"Oh Grandad, kinky!" Deidara put the phone down and waited about 10 minutes for a car to come and pick him up, but nothing so he walked on his own sober.
(Back at the party)
"Have you got the car ready so you can pick up grandad"
" can walk" Anaya said with a smirk on her face.
"Are you sure thats a good idea? Because Sasori said he can get realy mad and it isn't a nice sight when he gets like that "
As Uta said this Deidara walked through the door and marched right up to Anaya with a angry face.
"Oh there you are! where have you been?"
"Cut the crap.... oh no oh no" Deidara started flapping his hands in front of his face like fanning it.
"Oh you have done it now"
"What do you mean Sasori?"
"I am going to have a bf, yeah" Deidara said looking round for a piece of paper so he could write down a complaint.
"What The Fuck is a bf?"
"He is going to have a ....... Bitch fit!"
"It's okay Deidara calm down" Uta said going over to him and putting her hands on his shoulders.
"Wheres Anaya and Sasori ran off to now....... the pussys, yeah"
"Ermm i'm not sure ...but please don't hurt them Deidara"
"Ha you're right, I should hurt you too 'cause you were also involved, yeah"
and with that Deidara slapped Uta across the face.
"What...what was that for?!"
"For putting me into an old people's home, yeah!"
but before Deidara could say anything else, Uta punched him right in the face.
"What was that for, yeah?!"
"...For slapping me"
"What, so you give me a nose bleed, yeah?!"
"Ha, you deserved it!" Uta said walking off to find Anaya, who ran off with Sasori when Deidara marched up to them.
"Hey Anaya, Sasori, wait up!"
Uta found them running into the kitchen.
"OK, hurry up so I can close the door" answered Anya as she pulled Uta into the room
"Deidara is looking for the both of you"
"Yeah, we know that's why we were running!"
While the three of them were talking amongst themselves, the door opened.
"I have you now, MWHAHAHAHA!"
"Oh shit, Deidara we are soooo sorry we thought it would be funny hahahaha" *cough* but obviously not"
"That's right, Anaya, it isn't funny but I can't be arsed fighting so let's just forget it, but do you know where Shina is?"
"Mmmm, ok, glads that over and i'm not actually sure where she is, why you into her? (a/n: or want to get into her! LOL wow this dirty mind is like a convenience store, open 24/7!)
"HELL YEAH!!" Deidara said while they all walked to where the music was and started dancing.
"Oh, it's Shina, HEY SHINAAAA!"
"Hi, Deidara right?"
"Right, I just wanted to say I LOOVE YOUUU!"
"Shina, is there a problem here?" Gaara said while walking up to Shina and putting his hand around her hips.
"Hey, get of her, she's mine, BITCH, YEEEEAH?!"
"Oh really? want to take this outside?"
"No, Gaara, don't!"
"No, it's fine, I accept this guys invitation, yeah"
so they both went outside and prepared themselves (a/n: not with penises)
Where as inside Uta went looking for Kakashi to see if he was drunk, and she found him lying accross the sofa in the lounge
"Hey Kakashi, you drunk yet?"
"Hahahahaha....nope" Kakashi sat up so Uta could sit down, and he looked up at her.
"You okay Kakashi?"
"Yeah why wouldn't I"
"Idon't know HAHAHAHA"
"Okay are you sure your not drunk?"
"Ha what you mean me?, don't make me laugh" and with that Uta's head fell on Kakashi's right shoulder.
"Okay come on " Kakashi picked up Uta (a.n. who had fallen asleep) and took her into a spare bedroom and layed her onto the bed and he sat with her untill she woke up.
(20 minutes later)
Gaara and Deidara where still outside and by this time everyone else was watching them fight.
"Whooooo I carn't be arsed, this is stupid , Shina is mine and Im her boyfriend"
"Fine we will ask Shina who she wants, yeah"
"Shina, who do you want? me or this guy who says he's your boyfriend, yeah"
"Deidara, Gaara is my boyfriend so i choose him, but we can still be friends"
"No, yeah!" and with that Deidara walked of back to the party along with everyone that was watching and behind them was Shina and Gaara walking hand-in-hand.
---------
The couple went threw the door. but where blinded by a beam of light, Anaya rose from undera stage
"Hey Konaha, are you ready!!!!!" people screamed but it wasn't loud enough
"I said ARE YOU READY!!, Thats good enough, right mummy dearest got me and Uta, some special guests tonight, please welcome TOKIO HOTEL"
The group came on stage,but another figure pounced on the lead singer, Uta-fully clothed in Tokio hotel merchandise
"OMG BILL HAVE ME"
(a.n. this is a little scene from before)
"......Please welcome Tokio Hotel"
Uta's eyes flashed open,she jumped up from the bed,but Kakashi grabbed her arm
"Woah there,where you going?"
"Well duh! my favourite bands on! now outta my way biatch!"
(a.n. now you know how, Uta gets there ^^)
"Uuuuuuuuuuuta!" Anaya panted as she tried to pull the crazed fangirl off a terrified Bill.
"NO,HE WANTS ME!"
"N-n-n-no I don't"
"SAY YOU DO OR DIE!" Uta gave Bill a threatening look, when a voice came from behind her
"Uta,leave him alooooooone" said girl turned around and saw her lover (:P)
"Oooo Shika"
Shikamaru lifted Uta down from the stage
"Uta! what are you doing to poor Bill,they came here to play, not to be tortured"
"Your right,I will go apologise" Uta replied as she climbed back on stage and went up to bill
"Hey erm...... am sorry about before I guess I was excited to you"
"Oh no worry's,you can stay on stage while we perform if u wana?"
"Wow realy OMG yus of course I will yay sooooooooo awesome!"
Lyrics - Scream
You get up
And somebody tells you
Where to go to
When you get there
Everybody's telling you
What to do
Thank you
It's been another
Bloody Monday
And noone
Is asking what you wanted
Anyway
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
SCREAM 'till you feel it
SCREAM 'till you believe it
SCREAM and when it hurts you
Scream it out loud
SCREAM 'till you feel it
SCREAM 'till you believe it
SCREAM and when it hurts you
Scream it out loud
Scream... (Scream it out loud)
Watch out
Stay awake
They're lurking
Obsess you
They are always
Working
Promising
Everything you
Never asked for
And one day
It'll be too late
And you'll
Beg for more
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
SCREAM 'till you feel it
SCREAM 'till you believe it
SCREAM and when it hurts you
Scream it out loud
SCREAM 'till you feel it
SCREAM 'till you believe it
SCREAM and when it hurts you
Scream it out loud
Scream...
Back to zero
Your time's about to come
Let them know
You're not just anyone
(Scream...)
Your time's about to come
SCREAM 'till you feel it
SCREAM 'till you believe it
SCREAM and when it hurts you
Scream it out loud
SCREAM 'till you feel it
SCREAM 'till you believe it
SCREAM and when it hurts you
Scream it out loud
Shut up!
NO 'coz you feel it
NO 'coz you believe it
NO and when it hurts you
Scream it out loud
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Scream it out loud
SCREAM...!
Everyone was cheering and clapping for them and Shina shouting Tom's name
"Thanks everyone hope you liked it we will take a quick break and we will be back and playing more for you!" Bill, followed by Tom and the others walked of stage and down towards the treehouse.
"Exscuse me but where are the drinks?" Bill asked Yuki
"Oh" Yuki blushed
"They are in the kitchen... oh wait you don't no where that is do you? I will take you" Bill followed Yuki ,while as the other band members took a walk, around the whole treehouse.
---------
"Hey Anaya, wasn't that song great!?" Uta said while walking towards the bench, that was just outside the treehouse where Anaya was sat.
"Yeah it was...pretty good a guess"
"Oh, there you are Uta!"
"Oh hey Kakashi"
"Okay well I will see you guys later, am gona be going this way now" Anaya walked away while pointing her finger in the direction she was walking.
"Dont you 'Hey Kakashi' me!"
"Oh, what the hell have I done this time?"
"Well lets see you called ma biatch,and then just walked of because of some band!"
"Oh yeah, well I love them they are soooooo awesome ... but anyways why do you care?"
"No reason"
"Well then, I will see you later, okay?"
"Okay bye"
Uta walked away when a ginger/black haired girl ran past her into the treehouse, both Uta and Kakashi ran after her into the treehouse.
"Hey, who are you?"
"Oh hey Uta, its me Suzu" as she said this Uta flung her arms around her as giving her a hug
"Oh my goodness, its bin ages"
"Yeah I know, and i heard about you and Anaya having a party I thought I would come along and supprise you"
"Well am glad you came, and am sure Anaya will be to, but I have no idea where she has gone........."
"OMFG am I seeing things or.... or is that Hidan?"
"Well we kinda invited the whole of Akatsuki.... want to meet him"
"Yes ... omg.....yes!"
Uta and Suzu walked up to Hidan (a.n. he was in the living room) and Suzu just stood straight infront of him while Uta sat next to him on the sofa.
"Hey Hidan, this is my friend Suzu"
"Oh,hey bitch"
"WHAT!"
"Don't worry Suzu he swears all the time and calles everyone his 'bitch'"
"Oh, okay then well see you later then Uta"
"Yeah okay,I will let you two get to know each other" Uta turned around but to see Kakashi in her face, so she just walked past him and carried on walking, untill she got outside and she sat down on the bench, just outside of the treehouse.
"Hey Baby, what are you doing out here"
"Oh hey Shikamaru, I just wanted to come outside because it is getting a bit crowded inside the house, hahahahahahaha"
"Yeah, I know hahaha"
---------
"I no what we can play"
"Okay Suzu lets here it" (a.n. everyone was in the living room including Tokio Hotel :) )
" Lets play 7 minutes in heaven" Suzu started smiling a cheesey grin
"Oh god, okay lets vote put you'r hand up if u want to play" Everybodys hand went on including Uta's.
"Okay then, lets do this" Anaya shouted as she just walked in the living room.