A/N: Okay some gags will be different this next chapter is one of the endings in Tekken 6 will turned into some gags on this part here is Chapter 2 of my gag story.
Chapter 2: Wacky Gag Endings, Super Laff In
Golf Bomb
Lee is preparing to play what seemed to be a normal game of golf....until it's revealed that Heihachi Mishima, Kazuya Mishima and Jin Kazama were strapped to what looked like rockets on the other side of the field.
Lee swings the first ball which only lands some distance from the three captive men. Heihachi laughs, gloating "You (Lee) missed!", only for the golf ball to explode, sending dust up the latter's face.
As a result, the first coil of rope comes loose on all three rockets when a Miong theme plays this part before it changes to someone else.
Rhima is preparing to play a normal golf until Rick arrives looking at the three were strapped in the rockets.
"Hey what are you doing?" Rick smiled panicking.
"It's nothing I'm practicing golf?"
"What! Are you crazy? You don't know that there were three captive men were strapped here?"
"Hayz, if you don't try to react to someone. I'm just trying to hit my liar boyfriend see see…" Rhima said reacting while Rick's face is shown means a smile on his face.
It changes into Jin who is strapped like both Heihachi and Kazuya and he sees Markus who is wanted to saving him.
"Hey!! Can you help me untie me here?!" Jin exclaimed while his legs is shaking.
"Huh? What? You want me to untie you, it will be dangerous?" Markus said happily.
"Ugh… shut up. I don't want a horse face like you will save me here. I hate ugly morons…" Jin reacted and Markus is shown smiling with his ugly face.
It changes into King who is playing golf while drinking beer and Armor King arrives and he looks on the three people were strapped in the rocket.
"King, what the heck are you doing and why are you playing while drinking beer?"
"Uh… see, that's my cue. I want to drink to play?" King said drinking.
"Are you nuts? Did you know that they're some three men were captive here."
"You know I'm trying to hit them but sometimes missed, because I'm always drunk for this…"
Armor King appears shrugging when he knows his student was playing golf while drunk.
It changes into Rei who is strapped in the rocket like the others calling for help and Asuka arrives.
"Help, miss… could you untie me here?" Rei said panicking.
"Wha… Rei, why are you here?"
"Oh come on, could you untie me here. I don't want to get tetanus…"
"I'm sorry I have saved someone, though. You're such a loser…" Asuka said putting an episode on Rei as his face shown gets frustrated.
The Punks
The punks were loitering at their territory until someone arrives. In which to be Jin and one of the punks will be Rei confront him angrily.
"Hey!" Rei asked while throwing his stick and Jin goes panic. "Why are you walking into the territory of punks? Are you a punk?"
"Why? I'm a punk?"
"Ahahah… where is your prowess of your being a punk?" Rei reacted as Jin removes his sunglasses revealed to be black eye lids even on his thick eye brows and Rei sees him punked out appearing as he walks away.
"Hayz, Why some people are like that today…? You don't know how to respect a grandma." Sharon said reacting to the gang mates.
"And it's because of that grandma; we started to become punk without blessing with you." Reggie reacted.
"No, I don't want it, Just bless me…" Sharon said with blessed spiky hand on her right hand as the three were panicking causing one of them is Reggie forcing him to bless her but slow and she forced it.
Not to get Drunk?
Both Rick and Lars were drinking a bottle of Gin in the eatery while Rick is still drinking.
"Hey boy, we have to be happy, boy… You know what; I left my loud-mouthed wife so we have to happy, cheers." Rick becomes drunk forcing Lars to get drink until he cries while handling a bottle of Gin. "Why are you crying?"
"It's because, that your wife is with me?" Lars reacted crying while drinking and Mikki appears dragging Lars from Rick.
"Lars, come here… You're such a bastard. Come on, we have to go home…"
Rick is shown frustrated on his face angrily while putting a gin on his glass.
It changes into both Lars and Rick is drinking until Armor King arrives just to buy something until the two drunkards try to do something to Armor King.
"Psst!" Lars calls Armor King as he comes up to them. "You got to drink this…"
"Why Boss, I'm not drinking anything." Armor King said calmly and Rick pats the table loudly.
"Whaddya mean you're not drinking? You have to drink it. Oh come on you're trying to put an episode on my pal here. He is going to get mad at you, boy." Rick reacts while drunk.
"Just one, just one…"
"Just once…"
"Just once…?"
Armor King gets a bottle of Gin until, he continues drinking until he finish. Then he says to them.
"Sorry guys, I'm really not drinking, eh…" Armor King said as he leaves both putting an episode on the two.
It changes into five guys, Lars, Rick, Jin, Reggie and Armor King and they see Rei and one of them calls him.
"Hey…"
"Hey…?"
"Will you come here…?" Armor King calls Rei as he comes up with them. "Drink it…"
"No…No thanks I'm not really drinking."
"I said drink it…" Armor King reacted angrily.
"But I'm not drinking…"
"Wahaha, he is trying to upset you, pal." Rick reacts while drunk.
"Come on…"
"But I'm really not drinking."
"I'll teach you how to drink…"
"What…"
"This…" Armor King washes Rei with a Gin on a head causing the four laughs to them. "This is how you will drink…"
Until, Rei became angry causing the five to get shock from him. But it turns out to be a bottle.
"Uh… uh… could you get me that bottle…?" Rei said becomes calmly as he get soaked with a Gin on his head while the other three left him while Armor King and Rei were washing themselves with a Gin on their heads.
Mishima Clan's Shooting Stars
Located at a space station, Heihachi is seen preparing to kick both Jin and Kazuya into space (all three wearing space suits, with Heihachi's additions of geta sandals on his own).
Before the kicking parts, Rei is seen preparing to kick both Rhima and Vanilla into space.
"Ugh, will you let us go. I don't want to become crisp."
"Ugh… be quiet, I'm going to kick you're beautiful butt, ladies. So just be quiet." Rei smiled wanted to kick out Rhima but Rhima did kick off Rei in space. "Hey, that's unfair.
"Sorry, pal. You were one will burn into a crisp." Rhima said while removing the tapes in their space suit and Rei is showing with a smile on his face in frustration.
It changes into the three; Jin is seen preparing to kick both Whitney and Markus into space.
"Ugh, will you let go of me. I don't want to become a burning crisp…" Whitney said panicking.
"Ugh, just be quiet… I'm going to kick you ugly people's ass. Now you shut up…" Jin tries to start off kicking Whitney's ass and Markus reacts.
"Oh come on, why you don't want us."
"I guess if you two won't just keep quiet. You go first because you were like a burning rice face…" Jin reacts and Whitney is shown panicking with a shocking look on her face.
It changes into Reggie is seen preparing to kick both Rick and Rei into space.
"Will you let us go; I don't want to kick off in space…" Rei said panicking.
"Uh, knock it off; you're just trying to act like a bear ass." Reggie said bullying.
"What are you trying to do?"
"haha… It's been a while bullying you. Wahaha, biggie face." Reggie goes bullying until he accidentally scratched his space suit causing him to get move.
Rei and Rick are shown smiling with their angry look on his face.
A/N:
Jin- Redford
Rick- Wowie
Rei- Bayani
Armor King- Norman
Sharon- Candy
Reggie- Diether
Lars- Bojo
Mikki- Glydel
They are the characters, hehe the endings in Tekken i include King there and also my new OC Whitney is based on The Kirarat girl from Bubble Gang, Mykah... Have enjoy laughing...^6