A/N: okay guys, this is it… This will be the other hilarious antics. This focus on the two characters. Here is chapter 4.

Chapter 4: No one can be a Millionaire

Sergei Dragunov takes the role as the host of this hilarious game show called 'No one can be a Millionaire' as the game show begins.

"This is very exciting this evening night. Because of our today's contestant, even she is intending and she has plenty of enemies. She accepted to become our guest this evening." Sergei said happily. "And our guest for today is a deep penetration agent is known as being a traitor to other. Ladies and gentleman, please welcome, Ms. Mary King Kong Pongchao alias 'Rosebud'."

Sharon takes the role of Rosebud who is the guest of the show.

"Oh thank you…thank you so much, Royet. I'm so glad that you accept me in this dangerous program. And then, you know uh… I hope I'm not like the other contestants that who lose 2 million eh they take him to prison because of saying to your questions and who is the saying the truth."

"Well then, uh… if it's not going too far on your subjects But I will explain it to you Ms. Rosebud. Our guidelines of our own show, okay. You will get the series of four questions. Each of our questions has corresponding money and for your information, two million is today's top prize. Are you ready, Ms. Rosebud?"

"Oh, Bushiki boom uh gaga. Butsikik?" Sharon does the wrong language phrase.

"Uh… what's that mean?" Sergei asked.

"I'm really sorry eh.. Royet. I'm not sure because I didn't tell you that I'm speaking different languages. Uh…example, Cantonese, Mandarin, Fukien, English, Tagalog, uh and a little bit of a Japanese?"

"So, what kind a language did you use?"

"I don't know I'm just inventing something."

"Well, all right. Calling is too early maybe someday you will have no luck." Sergei said as started the game. "Let's play; No one can be a millionaire."

As the game begins, Sergei does the first question to Rosebud.

"Okay here is the first question for 1 dollar. If the solo is one, the duo will be two, what count is a Triad? A. eight. B. five C. three or D. six."

This is very confusing Sergei is saying letter c of three is six and letter d of six is three. Sharon seems confused at the moment as she goes to ask some of her members of are watching her in the studio to ask some answers.

"Uh… I don't know how many. But, I can find to you one of the members of the Triad, uh…Because one of them is in the studio?"

Sharon stood up and she goes to one of the members in which to be Miguel does the talking while having paparazzi on it.

"Uh… what's your name sir?" Sergei asked.

"Uh… *******." Miguel takes the role of one of the members of the Triad since his name was censored.

"Oh and uh… May I know what your answer is?"

"Uh…ah…I…I'm not sure uh… uh… I think is three." Miguel said getting confused on the answer.

"Well, there you go. That's my answer. Letter C…" Sharon smiled as goes back to the game and she sits down to answer her cue.

"Three is your answer…"

"Yes I'm sure of that."

"Let's see…" Sergei was shocked when he sees in the monitor as he says happily. "You were correct…"

Sharon becomes happy while laughing and Sergei goes into the second question.

"All right, for our next question is for 8 dollars. In the song 1 little 2 liitle 3 little Indians what are the names of the Indians?"

Sharon don't want to know about the name of the Indians because of her cat and dogs gets killed by some Indians while reading on her papers dramatically and Sergei accepts her to skip the question.

"Okay, let's change the question for 8 dollars. Where the place is called underground?"

Sharon believes to know the answer but she is saying in different topics causing the host can't say what the answer is.

"Wait wait, just wait… uh excuse me… let me finish with the question first before you answer, okay." Sergei reacted silently and he continues to say the question with some categories. Letter A. Up the ground B. Deep on the ground C. swirling winds and D. In Outer Space and Sharon does the help lines to get some confusing answers by 50:50 as some wrong answers were deleted by clicking the computer.

"Uh… Underground. So it has to be a limit uh… of an underground itself. So I'm sure it's letter d in outer space." Sharon said very confusing while smiling if her answer was correct and Sergei does the coughing matters.

"Well can I change the answer? Uh, I'm gonna change it to letter b. Um, Deep on the ground." Sharon changes the answer and Sergei reacts.

"I'm sorry Ms. Rosebud it was nice having you on the show. But, you were correct…"

Sharon was happy go lucky due to this, and Sergei begins for the third question for 120.000 dollars.

"Now here is the third question for 120.000 dollars. What is the meaning of a white colored stone and it crushed to put on your armpits." Sergei said does putting his right hand on his left armpit. "A. Menthol Candy. B. Deodorant. C. Tawas. D. Shabu."

"Can we use another help line, uh… call a friend." Sharon said sadly needing another help line to get the answer.

"Ah… call a friend. Who do you want to call?"

"Uh…it's my old living mate is Col. Kantot."

"All right, please dial the number of Col. Kantot. Computer…" Sergei clicks the computer when it dials as it connects. Both were introduce while calling the Colonel. However, her old living mate explains that Sharon causes trouble putting cases in the court and a traitor to him and Sergei made sorry for her telling that she is on her own when she answers.

"Okay, um I'm gonna say… Shabu… Letter D is my final answer."

"Shabu. Let's see if you're answer is correct." Sergei tries to find if she is right it turns out to be wrong as he react like really sorry. "I'm sorry the correct answer is c. Tawas."

"No no that can never be…" Sharon denies her wrong answer and Sergei deducts this.

"Plural of tawas is tawa or meaning is laugh."

"No way, what's happening I really know that. They were really making those are smoking while they were raiding eh they just change their tawas or shabu with sachets." Sharon is really reasoning for her wrong answer and Sergei tries to stop her while she is still reasoning for her mistake.

"Uh… ladies and gentlemen, now that we have nobody wins in no one can be a millionaire. Until next week, uh… let's try if someone loses here in no one can be a millionaire!"

And so, the show is finally over and Sharon is still reacting for her wrong answer and she is very humiliated, angrily.

A/N:

Sergei- Royet de Leon (Leo)

Sharon- Rosebud (MYSTICA)

Miguel- One of the members of Triad

Guess that's it for this chapter. This next chapter will be a mix variety of commercial spoofs with some other characters especially Heihachi. good luck.^^