A/N: okay guys, this next chapter will be a much more hilarious than chapter 4 and Heihachi is the guest in this chapter. Here is chapter 5.
Chapter 5: Commercial Spoofs
Ditu Puti (Datu Puti)
"For me… I already have." Steve said while doing the part of Eula Valdez who is parted by Michael V.
"For me, I'm obvious." Jin said while doing the part of Ina Raymundo who is played by Dennis Trillo.
"You, do you get soured." Reggie goes to the part of Carmi Martin's role played by Ogie Alcasid.
"Prove it…" the trio said seriously when a title of the vinegar appears when a narrator narrates for the sour look festival.
"The wives are…"
"The best sourlook." Steve reacted.
"To be famous…" Jin said silently.
"In the next…"
"Ditu Puti…"
"Commercial…"
"It is…" Steve said happily.
"Really…" Jin said shocking.
"You got soured?" Reggie said do the pointing his index finger on the camera, smiling.
When they taste the vinegar, Reggie tastes it sourly even both Jin and Steve with the sour look on their face.
"Join now in sour look festival…" The trio said with their freaking look on their face.
After this, the director arrives.
"Cut! You're always repeated all of your lines. You are not working on it. Focus, Concentrate!" Hwoarang reacted to the three.
"Uh… Direk, only you can do it."
"Why?"
"Eh… you were much sour than you think…" Steve said reacting.
"Yeah yeah… you were always souring…" Jin reacted silently and Hwoarang looked despicable on the three.
Poise Combo Sandwich (Voice Combo sandwich)
The four friends, Jin, Paul, Reggie and Mikki saw Rhima walking while they confront her while she stares on Reggie.
"What are you looking at?" Reggie reacted while Rhima pretends not looking.
"Is this…is this what ya want. I don't want to give you this." Reggie points on the crackers as he eats it while the others were laughing. "Even you were acting beautiful."
"I already have one, your zipper is open." Rhima reacted as she walks away while the four friends were shocked as she goes stopping while reacts the same thing. "Removing your shoelace…"
"Your shirt has a hole. You're eyes have a muta."
Rhima is still saying the same reaction on the first term causing Reggie to get humiliated even she is saying an unexpected part to him is really expose causing the four friends in a shocking moment making Reggie gets humiliated while she goes laughing maniacally to them.
Red Nose Beer (Red Horse Beer)
Heihachi takes the role of Pepe Smith in this part where Michael V just role.
A bald man in which to be Reggie enters the bar and he sees Asuka watching him while drinking the beer. Until all variety bands appears watching him drinking the beer.
"Rock en Roll…" Heihachi said in a deep voice while playing his rock old guitar and Reggie slams on the wall and the Asuka comes up to him as they watch the variety rockers playing until a drunk Markus appearing in a scene with a red nose beer on it, color it red.
"Here is the drunken Red Nose, Rock en Roll." Markus said while having drunk.
"Hey Guys, this is the Red Horse Man…" Heihachi smiles at the red faced Markus while the rockers laugh maniacally even to Heihachi himself is laughing and Markus gets humiliated to them.
Snart Load All Text (Smart Load All Text)
"Someday I will meet that sexy chick." Hwoarang said sadly while kissing his coin as he throws the coin on the well and behind him it was a chick revealed to be Asuka.
"Excuse me…" Asuka goes into the well and get the coin that he threw. Hwoarang was shocked and Asuka gets the coin that she got from her mouth and goes to the store when a narrator says about snart load all text.
After that, Hworang throws another coin to the wall again and it appears to be three women getting all the luck he wishes. However, it appears to be Sadako and Hwoarang reacts angrily.
"Hey, are you trying to scare me Mea… I'm not afraid from your face."
It appears that Sadako is actually Markus trying to cover from the wig he wears.
"WAAAAHHHH!!!!!" Hwoarang screams like a girl as he loses consciousness and Markus goes into frustration.
Cubic the World (Ginebra San Miguel commercial Spoof)
Note: The three guys were unaware that those babes they see were actually lots of gays. So the three guys in their swim shorts is in shirtless.
At the water resorts, it shows some cute babes resting peacefully in the pool where Jin, Steve and Hwoarang stare on the resting cute babes.
"Guys, there were so sexy…" Hwoarang said while putting some Gin on the glass he's handling.
"They're beautiful as I thought." Jin said does the flirting when a cute babe stretches arms.
"These babes take note of you, guys. We're only just looking at them. They were really beautiful. They can't ignore us." Steve explained to both Jin and Hwoarang.
"Hayz…" Hwoarang said snubbing and noticing that the Gin is empty. "More Gin Please…"
Steve fell on the cot that they been sat down as the three falls causing them to round and round on the concrete floors when an Indie dance song plays.
When the dance song plays, they round continuously as they landed into some cute babes when their box of Gin bottle opens and Steve bumps into the babe's belly as he was shocked. Jin was shocked seeing the babe that he bumped while the other babes look at him.
"Oi…" Steve said and getting a Gin bottle and the babes squaring off to the three guys as they grooving out while one of the babe that Steve got bumped opens the Gin bottle.
The three guys grooves out with the babes along with their glass of Gin having a good time with them.
"Just look at our luck…" Hwoarang smiled on both Jin and Steve.
"Cubic the World…" Everyone said as it zooms into their world but in a cube shape.
A/N:
Jin- Dennis
Reggie- Ogie
Hwoarang- Antonio
Steve- Michael
Rhima- Maureen
Asuka- Rufa Mae
Markus- Diego
Paul- Paolo
I guess this is it for me in this chapter. But more hiliarious antics is about to happen in this next chapter. See ya^^