A/N: Well, guys… this next chapter will be much more funny antics this time it will be a long chapter it's been. Here is chapter 6…
Chapter 6: Nut's Entertainment
Hot Chick: News and Gay Stories
"Oy, we have a visitor today. She is one of most beautiful women in this fighting event…" Lee takes the role of Boy George who is known as Lollipop as the other two were shocked for this.
"And she is one of the controversies…" Marshall takes the role of Micah who is known as Doughnut.
"Why she is controversies?" Steve takes the role of Rosenda who is Popsicle.
"I guess we can ask her about this later. They already know about that. Okay, this is her whole name. Shall we call her…?"
"Okay…" Jin takes the role of his own female name Jinnie who is known as Belli.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Emilie 'Lili' Rochefort. Lili."
While taking a round of Applause, Lili appears as the guest of Hot Chick as she is sits with the table to confront the hosts of Hot Chick while the other two still dancing and strikes a pose.
"Hi… Lili." Steve greeted.
"Hello there…"
"Hi…"
"Who is new, Lili after? Do you change your guy? Yeah yeah this is it…"
"Yeah…of course…"
"In your heart from your texter boy…?"
"No…Not yet, it's too hard." Lili answered and Lee tries to ask her.
"You said that you were blaming because of your relationship with Hwoarang."
"No, because we loved each other…"
"Are you, that time in your controversies? Did you forgive the other girls in the event?" Steve asked her.
"Yes, really…"
"Let say this one by one. About Hwoarang, what advice did the other girls give you?"
"At first, they said that we were talking properly and they found out about what we did. That's it." Lili smiled. "But there's more…"
"Ah…"
"How about Lars?" Steve asked differently and Lili goes laughing. "About Lars, what advice do you want to tell him?"
"Did you leave Lars like that?" Lee said.
"What did you say to your friends…?" Marshall smiled.
"Uh… nothing, Lars is a good person. He is a kind of a friend and we were close." Lili said smiling.
"Oh see…" Marshall said and Lili goes laughing again.
"And just tell us some person were preparing for you?" Lee suggested.
"Today…"
"In the other girls…"
"From you?"
Lili can't say and Lee goes into asking.
"Nothing… nothing really…" Lili said laughing.
"But, do they have two girls were… do love triangles?" Lee smiled while Marshall agrees with his question.
"They were fighting before? It's Asuka and Xiaoyu."
"Who is it… who is it…"
"There is one guy?" Marshall said convincing.
"From the event?"
"Yes…"
"It's a J."
"J…" Steve smiled.
"It's Chris Jericho…"
"Uh huh, who is another J?"
"Jun Carlo…" Jin said reacting.
"From this fighting event?"
"It's J really…" Lili said and the hosts were laughing.
"Only just one, Chris Jericho."
"Ah…"
"There are two or three…" Marshall said jokily and Lili goes laughing to them.
"Did someone like that in the house?" Steve said laughing and Lili still laughing.
"Brother Steve is okay." Lee said convincing and the other two. "Brother Steve… is a little bit of Lars."
"So, who is really the real J is your ambition."
"All of them need to be successful. So, the fighting event that I entered is not successful because of my father's suspicions. I don't want to be upset with him even if I'm fighting." Lili explained.
"In some other girls, Helena from Dead or Alive is going solo to become the head of DOATEC. So in the fight events, are you ready to get solo?" Steve convinced.
"I heard that you were getting solo?" Marshall agreed.
"No, Not much… it's not like I don't want but not this time."
"It's not like you don't want. But you like…"
"That's not my opportunity I'm not accepting this." Lili said smiling.
"If you were going solo, who you will be your partner?" Lee asked. "Everyone giving you some fashion model, popular who will be your partner right now?"
"Robert Richards…"
"Yes…"
"So who wants to sing your theme?" Steve requested.
"It's One Republic…"
"How about a female singer a woman who sings?"
"Christina or Kelly Clarkson."
"Ayt! It's Marion was available." Steve said as Lili laughs to him especially the hosts.
"Hey, it is…"
"Do you accept, do you accept about the theme song?"
"It's okay…"
"What if you were having a movie with Hwoarang?" Marshall asked.
"How about some steamy scenes with him?"
"This is really smoked out…" Lee said happily.
"that's okay…"
(To be continued)
The Putetris Game
Lee is the host of the games alongside Anna Williams are introduces the blue and orange team squaring off.
"The Team A is, Steve, Hwoarang, Vanilla and Asuka. While in the orange team are Marshall, Lars, Mariana and Kenji."
"Okay… you better do the rock, paper, scissors on the team leaders. Whoever is decided, they were the one should be first." Lee said and the team leaders, Steve and Marshall do the Rock, Paper, Scissors and they decided that the Blue team will go first.
"Okay the first member, Go…"
This game is just like the game hole in the wall and it the shape connect into the moving wall but Asuka falls with a 'boing' sound effect which is she fails.
The next one is Kenji and wall moves and Kenji successfully not fall into the water but the wall stick to him.
"Ready… Go."
The blue team leader Steve is ready and the wall starts moving causing him to fall himself but shocked getting angered from it. The next one is Marshall and he is ready and the wall starts moving and Marshall fails also got bumped into the water with another boing sound effect. The next one is Hwoarang and the wall starts moving. But, he falls also while doing the same pose putting an episode on the wall.
The next one from Orange is Lars and he is ready to go and wall gets moving and successfully not to get fall, Lucky for the orange team. This time its Hwoarang and Vanilla to get ready and the wall gets moving as they failed again falling to the water with a boing sound effect trying to kiss Vanilla in a disrespect manner.
Now the partners, Lars and Mariana are ready and the wall gets moving as they success again not to fall in the water as they hugging each other. Now it's Steve and Asuka and the wall gets moving but they failed again with a boing sound effect causing Steve to kiss Asuka literally while Marshall tries to stop him. The next one will be Marshall and Mariana and the wall gets moving but Marshall successfully not to fall but for Mariana she falls and he hugs her for good and Mariana splashes him with water on the face.
"All right, the winner is the Orange!" Lee yelled the winner of the orange team. "That was a nice game."
Rock, Paper, Scissors (Jack en Poy)
Jin and Hwoarang take the challenge in this funny game taking the role as Jinnie and Howie in Hot Chick while they were handling a broom.
"Okay, were in International. At least were in San Diego." Jin said happily and Hwoarang spanks him in his head with his broom as he reacts "What!" and he still slaps him on his torso.
"It is San Diego in the provincial country in the Philippines." Hwoarang reacted.
"Eh… it's just same also."
"In Laguna…"
"Lucky that we thanked Mr. Hercule for letting us here in this show… There."
"The mayor in Satan City…"
"Hello there…"
"Hi sir…"
"Okay, Howie. There's something I want to meet my Sweepers…" Jin said while sweeping on his broom in a swinging way and trying to ready his team. "Are you ready…?"
"Were ready…" his team is ready and Jin does the cheering.
"1,2,3…"
"Jinnie, Jinnie, is cleaning. Howie, Howie, very messy…"
One of the team gooses Jin's butt with a broom and Jin blames it.
"Hey… Hey who is that?" Jin said angrily and he slaps King in the head with his broom.
"Oww…"
"Hey, there's a guy around?" Hwoarang teased him.
"Where… where?"
"There he is?" Hwoarang drags one of Jin's team is a gay also and he slaps his butt.
"All right… you're turn."
"This time, I wanted to meet my team mates are my sweepers." Hwoarang do the female act to his team. "Luckily that they were beautiful and you were big enough." He does the joke to one of his team as he cheers.
"Okay… 1, 2, 3…"
"Howie, Howie, is sweeping. Jinnie, Jinnie, like a cockroach."
Jin goes slapping Hwoarang three times with his broom on his feet when King goes dancing in Hwoarang's group and the first round begins.
"It's now Round one…" Hwoarang smiled.
"Round one, Howie you need to clean up the environment." Jin said smiling.
"You're right… Hey, it's messy." Hwoarang said teasing Jin like a messy stuff.
"Where…"
"There…" Hwoarang slaps Jin in the face with a boing sound effect causing him to bounce while King grabs him and Jin gets shocked while his wig almost exposing his hair while handling it and also his underwear and he slaps King with his broom while handling his wig.
"Oww…"
"Okay, Round 1…" Hwoarang reacted.
"It's Round one…" Jin said reacting.
"Round 1 now…"
"Ready you guys…" Jin yelled to his team.
"Ready…"
"Ready… my team." Hwoarang yelled on his team.
"Ready…"
"Okay, Ready…"
"Okay…"
"Rock, Paper, Scissors…" both said and Hwoarang wins.
"We won… charge…" Hwoarang's team throws some water balloons to Jin's team causing them to wash out. After, they started round 2.
"Round 2…"
"Howie, how long we can be friends?" Jin said dramatically.
"All right, we're friends. I will give you something?" Hwoarang said teasing him.
"Where is it…?"
"There it is…" Hwoarang put his broom sweeping on Jin's face causing him to get frustrated.
"Damn you, are you sweeping me with your gift?" Jin reacted angrily.
"Yeah, coming from the dirty canals." Hwoarang said teasing him and Jin slaps him on his foot with his broom and Hwoarang gets hurt from it.
"All right, game…" Jin said getting angered from him.
"Game…"
"Ready…" Hwoarang said while Jin slaps King in the head again.
"Oww, not again…"
"Ready…"
"Ready or not…"
"Rock, Paper, Scissors…" both said and Jin wins.
"Charge…"
Jin's team throws some water balloons to Hwoarang's team to wash out.
"Round 3…"
"Round 3…"
"How did you say that I'm marooned?" Jin asked him.
"Don't try to ask me that…" Hwoarang said does the punch into him in a latter reaction and King goes handling both of their hand to prepare.
"Okay…"
"Ready…"
"Rock, Paper, Scissors…" both said and Jin wins and his team charges with water balloons with Hwoarang's team.
"Round 4…"
"Do you think that I'm marooned?" Jin reacted.
"I don't know it's finally round 4." Hwoarang angrily punch Jin in the face causing him to spin around.
"Okay, Round 4. That really hurts… Ready." Jin said while handling his cheek.
"Ready…" Hwoarang said while Jin slaps King in a head with a boing sound effect.
"Oww, that hurts again."
"You think you can, huh…"
"Okay…"
"Rock, Paper, Scissors…" both said and Hwoarang wins causes his team to throw water balloons to Jin's team.
"Final round…"
"It's last round now…" Hwoarang said while both handling water guns.
"I'm sure that you're going to lose." Jin said reacting.
"Ayt! We'll see about that." Hwoarang reacted.
"I'm ready…"
"Ready…"
"Ready…"
"Ready…"
Both were still talking and King punches both in their heads. Until, Jin hits King in a head with his water gun and Hwoarang punches his head literally.
"Oww, will you two just stop repeating your lines…" King reacted.
"Okay…"
"Ready…"
"Ready…"
Their teams are all ready to go as they begin.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors…" both said and Hwoarang wins and all teams were washing up with more water balloons along with some buckets of water to wash up even King washes them also Jin splashes some of Hwoarang's team while Hwoarang gets two water balloons to wash some of Jin's team as they finish the game more enough.
Continuation of Hot Chick: News and Gay Stories
"Let's see her actions?" Steve requested.
"I want to see her drama. You're a mother. Uh… you were going home. Um, you were pregnant." Lee requested.
"Okay, who impregnated you?" Marshall asked until Jin goes into acting with Lili with Lee's request.
"Okay you went out; you are that 'you can't wait for your daughter'"
"The mother is eating the nails on her feet." Steve said jokily.
"Okay, ready action…"
Jin acts like an angry mother while Lili goes with him.
"You went home…" Jin said in an ugly voice.
"Mano po…" Lili went to bow to him.
"Don't try to bow me. What is the meaning is in your belly." Jin said angrily in a silent manner.
"Mom, I haven't said something…" Lili cried.
"I know that you tell to the neighbors." Jin acts angry to her as she kneels down.
"But, mom… It's not like that you were taking care of me. I'm still alive." Lili acts like innocent and he tells her.
"You know my daughter. Why are you like this?" he disgusted. "You were just 8 years old."
"8 years old…" Lee said laughing.
"Okay, no laughs girls…" Steve said telling them.
"You better tell me about this." Jin said still acting angry to her.
"Mom, it's only just an accident…" Lili cried.
"You make your friends bad to them. You're just play a doll house. I don't want to accept you."
"I thought that parents understood to their sons or daughters." Lili said crying while Jin removes the wig he wears and he starts crying from her acting role. "I swear that you can't get with your daughter."
"You know what my daughter…" Jin said crying while fixing his wig and the other hosts watching him.
"He fed up…" Lee reacted.
"My daughter, don't try to touch my knee." Jin reacted while fixing his wig as he put it on his head.
"I'm getting flattered." Steve smiled while watching them.
"I have nothing to do just get out! Get out!" Jin exclaimed.
"Mom, please…" Lili said trying to hug him.
"I forgave you." Jin said happily.
"Hey, that was a nice acting." Marshall said smiling.
"You know, when I see you in the screening. You were just like Kate Winslet."
"Oh yes…"
"You know what uh… were game we were very happy for you. You're not acting preppy." Lee said nicely.
"I wish if you were hearing the question. You will answer. Just like that…" Steve said convinces her.
"Not like that…" Marshall said reacting to her.
"When you were in an island, there's one person is a man with you." Steve trying to asked her differently.
"Is it okay if it's international...?" Lili smiles when the hosts think it was Christian Bale.
"Oh and what if you have two husbands. Who do you like to go with you?" Steve asks the other hosts about some houses and other topics as he goes laughingand Lili smiles at them.
"I think it is just like in a tree…" Lee said jokily and Steve still laughing on it.
"I don't think one of them is a gay…" Steve laughed.
"Lili, what do want to thank with them to the sponsors." Marshall asked her.
"Thank you for everything and my hair and make up and Hi to my father and Sebastian and the other girls that were participated and thank you for Uncle Lee who is hosting the show, Nuts… Thank you…" Lili thanked them and the hosts seems very enthusiast to her.
"Thank you, Lili for everything." Lee said thankfully.
"Thank you…"
"Just tell the girls that to meet us." Lee said smiling and Steve tells him about the closing scene and Marshall and Jin gets the bouquet of flowers giving it to Lili and Marshall kisses her while giving flowers to her.
Lili thank the host for being as the guest in their show.
"Everyone this is Emilie Rochefort and luckily this broadband The Hot Chick: News and." Lee said trying to end this show.
"Gay Stories…" Everyone said as they finally end their show with some rock band music on it.
A/N:
Lee- Joey/Lollipop
Jin- John/Belli
Hwoarang- Pekto/Cookie
Steve- Anjo/Popsicle
Marshall- Janno/Doughnut
Anna- Arra
King- Peanut mascot
Lili- herself
Others
Well that is it, this next chapter will be a much funnier than it looks. Good Luck.^^