Lord Augustus Orange,
Dearest nephew. How is my dear sweet Anne? I hope you and Anne and little Eva are doing simply splendid. Luna and I are wonderful. Now that the children are out of the house we have a little more time to ourselves. I am writing, dear nephew, on a person I believe you met during the war. His name is George Mustard. He was stationed with you in Berlin. Do you know of whom I speak of? I need a little information on him and I was hoping you could help me.
Give my love to Anne,
Adrian
Mr. Adrian Body,
It is wonderful to hear from you again. Anne and I are simply wonderful. My little precious girl, Eva, is doing remarkably. She just turned six this past Wednesday. I love to hear her laugh. The joys of fatherhood I suppose, then again, you know all about that. I do know of the man you are speaking of. I was stationed with him in Berlin, as you said. What would you like to know about him? He was a terribly arrogant man.
Augustus
Augustus,
I would like to know if Colonel Mustard was involved in dealings with the black market. I remember hearing you speak of it once when I visited your cigar shop. Any information you can give me would be brilliant. I will gladly pay you $500 a month for any information.
Adrian
Adrian,
I will indeed give you any information you need to know about the pompous Colonel. He did indeed sell airplane radio parts on the black market. I should let you know that most of it was funded by myself however. He was helped by a few German Nazi's which he befriended. Their names were Adolphus Gustard, Stranz Freids, and Gustav Johannst. I did not like these Nazi's and did not speak with them so I do not know much more about them other than their names.
Augustus