A/N: Okay guys this next chapter will be much funnier as usual. Here is Chapter 8 in this Just for Gags…
Chapter 8: Crazy Dance and Music Parodies
Apoy by 2Ne4 (Fire by 2Ne1)
Characters: Rhima, Vanilla, Mikki, and Sharon
I go by the name of CL of 2NE4
It's been a long time coming, but We're here now
And We about to set the roof on fire baby (Uh oh)
You better get yours cause I'm Gettin' mine
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh 2NE4
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh You gotta ring the alarm
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh We 2NE4
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
Sharon: Humpy dumpy grumpy kain pizzang hilaw
Hika ni Ma'm ang dumi ng isip ni tsang sit song
La,la,la isigang mo nay, cam ng video
Ha ha haha, isinurvey simot pancit ko
Mikki: Lawlaw,two more two more two more toyong walang pizza
Holdap kang kumot, kumot, kumot, wag kang tanga tanga
Meron Daihatsu at Kia, May Samsung Nokia, tunay…tunay ooh!
Rhima: Nalupig sipilyo ng driver ko
Isinusubo ng owner sampung piso
Gawa ng tsina key chain varicose of matsing
Oh oh oh oh (oh, oh, oh, oh)
Oh oh oh oh, yeah
All: Mi mi mi mi mi sigaw siopao (napanis)
Ti ti ti ti tigas siopao
Tiyak ko na titibay yon
Tiyak puruhan ng biton
Kesong ti ti ti tigas siopao
Vanilla: Nasa iyo ang apoy, puso ko'y kumakabog-kabog
You gotta drop it like it's hot
Huwag magtangkang ihinto pa ito (ooh)
Ang apoy, isip ko'y litong-lito
You gotta drop it like it's hot
Huwag magtangkang ihinto pa ito (hey)
Sharon: Erap erap erap yoko ng ma-tattoo
May Dr dyan ang initials something fishy na daw
Nananana whisky at gin yan natapon sa tiyan
Ang mamama nasa surgeon na ng mabali tadyang
Mikki: Dadalhin kita hanggang dulo (follow, follow me)
Nauubusan ako ng hininga dahil sa puso ko'y kumakabog
Di ko naman ayaw 'to, natuwa nga ako
Huwag kang matakot, let it go
Sa isang magandang bukas
Le le le le le le, let's go!
Rhima: Nalupig sipilyo ng driver ko
Isinusubo ng owner sampung piso
Gawa ng tsina key chain varicose of matsing
Oh oh oh oh (oh, oh, oh, oh)
Oh oh oh oh, yeah
All: Mi mi mi mi mi sigaw siopao (napanis)
Ti ti ti ti tigas siopao
Tiyak ko na titibay yon
Tiyak puruhan ng biton
Kesong ti ti ti tigas siopao
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh 2NE4
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh You gotta ring the alarm
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh We 2NE4
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Vanilla: Mahirap challenge challenge challenge challenge me tsonggo
Ang daing salang, salang, salang iprito
Maruya sarap, sarap, sarap, sarap me toyo
Ang daming sayang, sayang, sayang, sayang vetsin pa, ahh!
All: Mi mi mi mi mi sigaw siopao (napanis)
Ti ti ti ti tigas siopao
Tiyak ko na titibay yon
Tiyak puruhan ng biton
Kesong ti ti ti tigas siopao
Coda: Andyan na order na puro sundae, lago sipon
Afterwards the girls do the pose…
Buy me by The Sexy Dudes (Baile by Rochelle Pangilinan)
Characters: Rhima and Asuka
The Sexy Dudes: Jin, Lars, Lee, and Hwoarang
The girls are grooving while the guys are wearing sexy shorts like macho dancers with a neck tie on it. This is going to be a laughing one.
Lars and Hwoarang: If I'm not really looking at you
Any stuff is expensive you were looking at
I think you thought of me as the rich Sultan
Anything you want to buy I can pay for it
Jin and Lee: You were better than a person who is making a plunder
You are shame of yourself that you forget something
I am a man who is living at the Buridaikon
I have no money for the debts to pay
DUMB ASS!
The girls were dancing while the dudes to the sexy dance… Jin goes grooving in every phrase
All: Buy me! Buy me! Buy me! Buy me!
You were always saying the one and only
Buy me! Buy me! Buy me! Buy me!
You were delaying for your final payment
You were sound like not to be shame
I have no say with the faster money
Hey, are you lucky enough
You have to find another man
I Don't
Lars and Hwoarang: If you see some shoes it's not really moved (Ha?)
You want your jewels from your back and front
You were always saying about 'you're my bills'
Stop it, darling look at I'm really poor
Jin and Lee: Are you a woman with piercing earrings on the face (OUCH!)
You have plenty of gold that's shining on your body
About me now and then you were not giving up
I think you thought of me it was Steve Fox
You're wrong!
All: Buy me! Buy me! Buy me! Buy me!
You were always saying the one and only
Buy me! Buy me! Buy me! Buy me!
You were delaying for your final payment
You were sound like not to be shame
I have no say with the faster money
Hey, are you lucky enough
You have to find another man
I Don't
When in instrumental, the girls were dancing and the sexy guys do the groove while Jin does the sexy grind dance. One of the girls staring the expensive bag she is handling and the guys still dancing sexy.
Lars and Hwoarang: If I'm not really looking at you
Any stuff is expensive you were looking at
I think you thought of me as the rich Sultan
Anything you want to buy I can pay for it
Jin and Lee: You were better than a person who is making a plunder
You are shame of yourself that you forget something
I am a man who is living at the Buridaikon
I have no money for the debts to pay
DUMB ASS!
The girls were looking at their jewels while the guys still singing at the second chorus Jin does the grooving parts while shaking his body.
All: Buy me! Buy me! Buy me! Buy me!
You were always saying the one and only
Buy me! Buy me! Buy me! Buy me!
You were delaying for your final payment
You were sound like not to be shame
I have no say with the faster money
Hey, are you lucky enough
You have to find another man
I Don't
When the song ends, Jin is still grinding while others are like stiffy. Then, the three guys are trying to do something to Jin as the girls are shown still liking their jewels. Afterwards, Hwoarang still slapping Lars' butt while Lars is hugging at Lee while Lee sticking to Jin's back while hugging then the four makes their own pose.
Iyotube: I got a Feeling by Black Eyed Face
Lip Singers: Bruce- APL
Armor King- Will I am
Vanilla- Fergie
Hwoarang- Taboo
Characters: Jin, Lars, King, Nina, Anna, Lee, Julia, Rhima, Mikki, Sharon, Stanley, Reggie, Rei, Kenji, Rick
When the music begins, Armor King and Hwoarang do the head banger continuously while Bruce does the lip sing with some emotions. Before that, Armor King is showing preparing his party attire and he smells his sneakers while Hwoarang is showing take on his sleeveless shirt and fixing his boxers while putting his hand under his boxers (getting itch on his thing) and he put his fitted pants while zipper on his pants won't zipped causing his balls get crunch on his pants he wears and the Bruce in his underwear putting his clothes on and Vanilla do the make over while raising her legs in a impropriate manner. With this they were showing taking on their party attire.
Armor King: I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
All: I gotta feeling... (Woohoo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
I gotta feeling... (Woohoo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
Armor King: Tonight's the night
Let's live it up
I got my money
Let's spend it up
Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let's kick it OFF
Vanilla: I know that we'll have a ball
If we get down
And go out
And just lose it all
I feel stressed out
I won't let it go
Lets go way out spaced out
And loosing all control (in an impropriate way)
Armor King, Bruce and Hwoarang: Fill up my cup
Mazel tov
Look at her dancing
Just take it... OFF
Lets paint the town
We'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof
And then we'll do it again
Everyone were grooving while Hwoarang and Bruce do the lip singing.
Lets do it
Lets do it
Lets do it
Lets do it
And do it
And do it
Let's live it up
And do it
And do it
And do it
Do it, do it
Lets do it
Lets do it
Lets do it
The start of the chorus, Stanley arrives to gate crash the party and the one of the girls flirt him letting him to get inside. Until, Lee arrives with a paint to wash them up.
Cause I gotta feeling... (WoooHooo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
I gotta feeling... (WoooHooo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
Everything in the disco while everyone does have the painting while taking a disco, While Stanley were getting flirted by girls as Jin and King arrives to beat him up
gotta feeling
Tonight's the night (HEY! )
Let's live it up (lets live it up)
I got my money (I'm paid)
Lets spend it up (Lets spend it up)
Go out and smash it (Smash it)
Like Oh My God (Like Oh My God)
Jump off that sofa (Come On! )
Lets kick it OFF
Fill up my cup (Drank)
Mazel tov (La chaim)
Look at her dancing (Move it Move it)
Just take it... OFF
Lets paint the town (Paint the town)
We'll shut it down (Shut it down)
Lets burn the roof (Woooooo)
And then we'll do it again
Lets do it (x4)
And do it (2x)
Let's live it up
And do it (3x)
Do it, do it
Lets do it(3x)
Do it, do it, do it, do it
Armor King does an emotional movement while some girls were washing themselves on the party while dancing Then, Vanilla goes grooving in a impropriate way while wearing lingerie.
Here we come
Here we go
We gotta rock
Easy come
Easy go
Now we on top
Feel the shot
Body rock
Rock it don't stop
Round and round
Up and down
Around the clock
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
Friday, Saturday
Saturday to Sunday
Get, get, get, get, get with us
You know what we say (say)
Party everyday (x2)
The three girls were diving at the pool, as the others do the leave. Stanley is shown getting bruises from Jin and King from the beating he had.
I gotta feeling (WooHooo)`
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
I gotta feeling (WooHooo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
Woohoo
When the song ends, Mikki is shown lying at the 'the end' scene after the party.