A/N: Okay guys this will be a last tribute chapter of mine. Here is Chapter 11.
Chapter 11: Tributes on Classic Gag Shows: Part 3
Mixed Nuts: In The Segments.
Knowing the News?
"Good evening. We are interrupting in this program who is asking? Knowing the news? And here are our headlines…" Kazuya takes the role of Joey in this tribute as the other two were Reggie and Steve.
"There was a man is intrigued by the media. Who is the unluckiest one in the whole world?" Kazuya briefly hear this while Reggie knows this. "According to the witness, he always gets accident within one day. On the reports, the man just falls off the building. He got broken his leg during the fall and before he stands up he get hit by a truck. This is brutal…"
When Kazuya still continues reading the headlines the two were just listening to him.
"The man flew away and ends up in the rails. But the train just hit him and his hands and feet were broken down. His skull was smashed and he doesn't know who he is. And that man was calling unlucky because of the accidents he gotten through. Right now… he is still alive."
After what he says, the two were shocked and the girls in silhouette are singing titiritit several times as the light went off. Causing Kazuya to get frustrated to the girls who are dancing the dark and he is getting annoyed by this.
"We're going to continue if they stopped." Kazuya said with a frustrating look on his face while getting irritated the girls who were noisy.
"Hey stop it…" Reggie said and the girls disappear and the light opens. Now it's Reggie's turn.
"Here we are its animal news."
Reggie begins to make headlines for this.
"The chicken gives birth to a dog." Reggie said as Kazuya and Steve were shocked about this.
"A dog…"
"Yeah. A dog however the saddest thing is the chicken dies to give birth to a dog."
"That poor thing…" Kazuya said sadly.
"The owner was happy to his new pet and all his neighbors were angry at him because the dog is cackling and cackling." Reggie said laughing and Kazuya and Steve were shocked on what he said and the dancing girls in the dark were singing again for the second time.
"Hahaha… let's news." Steve said laughing.
"A female dog lover is splitting with her husband." Steve said and Kazuya was shocked to hear him.
"Oh yeah…" Reggie smiled.
"The wife who had 15 dogs who wanted to split up with her husband. By the time he brutalizes her." Steve said and Kazuya still need to think what happened to the dog lover he says. "Until only her underneath has no remorse on the female dog lover."
"Maybe it just missed. Real miss…" Kazuya said laughing.
"Hahaha, they showed it… According to the mad husband of hers that he is tried to smoke and the likes of his wife even their pets were getting close on their beds." Steve said laughing out loud.
"Uhuh…"
"He didn't try to get on, because the news was getting close on his wife with her bulldog."
"Uh, why is like that?" Kazuya asked grimacing.
"The bulldog that they say in the news is Bizarre Bulldog who is battering the house." Steve said while laughing and the dancing girls in the dark appeared in the screen again singing the same song for the third time.
"You better pick somebody." Reggie said to both Kazuya and Steve.
"This is the only news with an aquarium." Kazuya reacted after the girls disappeared he comments this. "They're only just crazy ladies."
"Okay… since the girls were continued singing like this. Let's continue our headlines. There was a fat man who dies because of pork."
"Whoa…what…"
"This is very disgusting news everyone, the fat man weighs in 400 pounds who dies in decades because of pork food. When his family tells us that, they say that this guy he is not lying that he is gonna die because of the sickness in high blood pressure and cholesterol from his fat needs."
Kazuya still reading the headlines in a fastest way…
"He is not diet and he continues to eat pork food."
"Oh man, just like me…" Steve said panicking.
"It's coming from his deserted destiny still riding on his car that time. His car was bumped by a hog dealing truck where the pigs are getting slaughter at the meat shop. One of the pigs sent flying after the truck gets bumped and it end up falling thru the man's chest and it's because of that pig's weight. This causes his death not breathing."
"What!!!!"
On what Kazuya's says shocking on the two and the girls still goes singing and dancing.
"Oh no here they come…"
The girls revealing to be Rhima, Mikki, Asuka and Sharon were dancing to make the three news anchors humiliating.
"Oh well her comes number three… There is a maternity girl who is brutalized by her husband." Reggie said and both were shocked.
"This is pretty violent, huh." Kazuya reacted.
"Mrs. Pacing who is selling banana que. Who got brutalized by the Tattoo boy after ruining the unborn baby boy?" Reggie said.
"But she just gives birth…"
"According to the tattoo boy, he beat up Mrs. Pacing after getting her unborn child is very white and blue eyes." Reggie said reacting.
"Well well… it's fine." Steve said.
"However, Mrs. Pacing is protecting herself the reason is she never goes with another man." Reggie said as both were saying that's right. "The blue eyes of the baby for some reason that she gets pressured on the tattoo of the boy with color blue, and the baby why are white because she gets pressured on the boy's round and tape worms. Until we wrote about the new that the boy tattoo is chasing Mrs. Pacing with his knife."
After what he said this and the two guys were shocked as the four girls arrived again to dance for the fourth time covering the three from it in a slow motion.
"Okay… there's a person who beats up the woman is giving birth." Steve said while Reggie was shocked to hear.
"There is a wife got beat up by her husband after she gives birth in the C-Section."
"Hey…"
"According to the rumors, because she is cesarean she wanted to give the name is Cesar while her husband gives intense on beating her. It ends up in an intense argument until he beats her up. The husband actually wanted the name Cesar. However their son is a girl…"
"What!!!!" Kazuya exclaimed in a shocking way. "That name is pretty weird."
"Well everyone, that's the end of our news of the edition of knowing the news? The news program who always asking. However, you don't know that knowing the news who is asking? The Knowing news, after the news it turns into disco tech… All right enter ladies. It's disco time."
After Kazuya end the news he makes a disco as the four girls arrives in the scene to groove it while the three gets grooving too and other orders some beer. That's the end of their segment.
A/N:
Reggie- Ogie
Steve- Michael
Dancing Girls:
Rhima- Maureen
Asuka- Rufa Mae
Sharon- Ara
Mikki- Diana
Guests:
Kazuya- Joey
Well that's it for moment guys. There's a part 2 of more music parodies good luck. ^^