Title: Blackmail Is The Best Type Of Mail
Rating: M - Language
Pairing: Rachel x Puck (Noah)
Summary: Glee needs a leading man and Rachel knows exactly how to get one
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee
Chap 1 ~ Video
The only people who had ever been to Noah Puckerman's house other than his family were Finn, Matt and Mike other than them no one from school probably even know where he lived. So when he got home one afternoon after a long very physically and mentally draining day all he wanted to do was collapse on his bed and sleep.
His day had started off like always with his morning run before school started, then throughout the day he had to endure his best friends whining about his girlfriend who was president of the celibacy club not letting him touch her boobs. Finn was seriously the dumbest person he had ever met and become best friends with. And after all that he had to go to football training once again realising that Finn, Matt, Mike and himself were the only four people on the whole team who had any talent.
When he walked through his front door he was somewhat surprised when his little sister didn't come running up to him ready to tell him every little detail of her day but he shrugged it off and continued walking towards his room finding the door already half open.
Thinking that him mother must have put something in there and forgotten to fully close the door he thought nothing of it but imagine his shock when he pushed the door fully open and found none other than Rachel Fucking Berry sitting on the end of his bed hands folded in her lap and a smile on her lips.
Letting his sports bag slip from his hand and hit the ground near his feet he reached both hands up to rub his eyes just to make sure he wasn't seeing things. But when he looked back and saw that she was now standing he knew that he defiantly wasn't seeing things.
"Hello Noah" Her annoying voice chimed happily
"What the fuck Berry what are you doing in my room!?… no better yet what are you doing in my house!?" He asked his voice full of shock, curiosity, anger and a bit more shock
"You mother kindly told me I could wait for you in here until you returned home" She said with one of those freaking huge smiles
"You met my mother!?" His mouth dropped open knowing his mother meeting anyone like Berry could never be a good thing for him
"Yes she is very lovely" She nodded
"Ok getting off track" He shock his head realising that he was currently having a conversation with the Gleek queen in his bedroom
"Why are you here?" He asked gesturing around to his bedroom still trying to get over the shock that this was actually happening and wasn't just some terrible nightmare
"Simple really as you might know Glee is in need of a male lead and I personally know that you would fit that role perfectly" She said happily making him completely certain that she had completely lost what little she had of her bloody mind.
"And what in the name of god has made you think I would ever and I mean ever join that Gleek fest willingly!?" He laughed knowing this was going nowhere fast
"Oh I never said you would be joining on your own free will. That would be simply silly of me to even think of let alone expect to happen, oh no Noah your going to join Glee because if you don't a certain video just might hit the Internet" She said in a smug tone as she pulled out her phone and held it up for him to see
Playing on the scene was a video of a little boy dancing and singing with bright makeup smeared all over his face and huge bright red high heels on his little feet.
"Where did you get that" His voice came out in a growl as she put the phone back into her pocket.
"Oh you would be surprised what you can find when you look hard enough" She shrugged still looking very happy with herself
"Noah remember the Jewish community in Lima is so small everyone knows everyone. You may deny it but we grew up together and I know what a great voice you have, I even took the liberty of asking you mum and she agreed with me. Not to mention you play the guitar so either you show up for Glee on Monday after school or this video hit's the Internet and trust me one way or another your going to join Glee because there is more where this one came from" She said in a voice just daring him to argue with her
So he just stood there shocked and horrified as she walked passed him and out of his room leaving him to stare at where she stood seconds ago realising that none other than Rachel Berry had just blackmailed him.
Ok so thats the first chap of my new Glee Rachel x Puck fanfic, I know it wasnt very long but I'll try and make the next ones longer :)
Please review and tell me what you thought?