A/N: Okay this next chapter is the second part music parodies. Here is Chapter 12…
Chapter 12: Crazy Dance and Music Parodies 2
Nog-Nog by The Sexy Dudes (Low by Flo-Rida feat. T-Pain)
Characters: Whitney, Asuka, Mikki, Julia
The Sexy Dudes: Jin, Lars, Lee, and Hwoarang
The Sexy Dudes in an orange sexy attire with their matching neck tie on it showing sexy in the beach when they sing this. Then Jin goes hanging out on Whitney.
Uh-Huh
Mmm-m-m-m-m
It's so really black (2x)
Mmm-m-m-m-m
It's so really black, Come on.
When the song plays Lars goes hanging with Mikki when Jin still goes hanging with Whitney she dances grinding with an otso-otso style. Some other girls having no action just slow dancing.
We are going to the beach
With my cutie girlfriend
Right now having third-degree burn
She's really toasts (She's really toasts)
Oh my goodness
She becomes Nog-nog (4x)
She wanted to be tan
Try to be popular with her friends (with her friends)
Not taking lotion
From her front up to her back (Nyee!!!)
She's really toasts (She's really toasts)
Oh my goodness
She becomes Nog-nog (4x)
Lee: I cannot drive because she wants
A cooking oil is really fine
She don't need the advice that she fights me
There's a fake tan wasn't entirely true
You were so sexy
But not like this
I hate you now
You're not asking
Oooh, you're not listening because
You're skin is WHOA!
Lars: You're getting black because you get sleep
You're getting awake without no panties
You cannot get with your powder
Your back is plenty of rashes
Just like you getting stick on your clothes
You were staying until you get exposed
Seeming you need some medicines
You have a problem that you get burned
We are going to the beach
With my cutie girlfriend
Right now having third-degree burn
She's really toasts (She's really toasts)
Oh my goodness
She becomes Nog-nog (4x)
She wanted to be tan
Try to be popular with her friends (with her friends)
Not taking lotion
From her front up to her back (Nyee!!!)
She's really toasts (She's really toasts)
Oh my goodness
She becomes Nog-nog (4x)
Hwoarang: I already told you don't be like that
Eh you're boasting on you today
From the front to the back
Just like a crisp
You were like Barack isn't it right
The Watery (skin)
The Crunched (skin)
The Ruined (skin)
Don't stop removing that skin on your back
Here it comes to become a tape worm
This is worsen over your chest from your shoulder
Not getting covered with henna and choker
Even a cake is a chocolate in flavor
And you had the same black as Darth Vader
So it was October
Just like you burned the toaster
"Forgive me darling" I told her
Don't get post on your Friendster It's over
During the chorus, everyone is dancing while Jin goes hanging with Whitney.
We are going to the beach
With my cutie girlfriend
Right now having third-degree burn
She's really toasts (She's really toasts)
Oh my goodness
She becomes Nog-nog (4x)
She wanted to be tan
Try to be popular with her friends (with her friends)
Not taking lotion
From her front up to her back (Nyee!!!)
She's really toasts (She's really toasts)
Oh my goodness
She becomes Nog-nog (4x)
Jin: Whoa…my man
You see with my girl
You're forcing her to rush
Her back is color black
She can have barnacles
She said she has borax
Now that she has a cracked
It just likes a wound
It was hot
Don't get leave in your house
With your lotion and you need some service
Fully body they were putting
It's not to stop
Every drop
Tanning oil and sunblock
With good massaging every hour
Round the clock
We are going to the beach
With my cutie girlfriend
Right now having third-degree burn
She's really toasts (She's really toasts)
Oh my goodness
She becomes Nog-nog (4x)
She wanted to be tan
Try to be popular with her friends (with her friends)
Not taking lotion
From her front up to her back (Nyee!!!)
She's really toasts (She's really toasts)
Oh my goodness
She becomes Nog-nog (4x)
The dudes were grooving with Whitney along with the two girls. When the song ends Whitney is showed getting shocked.
Bacha- by the Sexy Dudes (Pacha- by Mocha Girls)
Characters: Ganryu
The Sexy Dudes: Jin, Lars, Lee, and Hwoarang
The sexy dudes were dancing in red sexy shorts with matching neckties trying to groove it out. Something likes one of Jin's favorite colors as they pose like entrance.
Uno, Dos, Tres, Chiqua
Jin: Sexy pacha date
Now just like an obese girl
Jin switches Hwoarang in a reaction way.
Hwoarang: Simply not so obese
The clothes she doesn't fit on
Hwoarang switches to Lee in a scary attraction.
Lee: Umaariba cha no
Even have no real people
Lee switches to Lars who points index fingers while showing his hot and sexy dance.
Lars: The threatening you were hitting
Because that she was fatter
Jin shows dancing sexy when he sings this first stanza of the song in a low tone.
Jin: The girlfriend is my Baby is very pretty intense
The food that she don't wanted
Gonna eat if she has a chance
She's not listening from advice
She does not follow me
Right now her figure is very far from the mirror
Jin switches to Hwoarang who is spats in a hip hop way.
Hwoarang: Any food on the feast that she is going with us
She has a big hard face
And she's not very shy
Eating in eating out
Let and Right Get and get
Right now she's like Ms. Piggy
It's because! You are stupid!
The two shows a dancing Ganryu cross dresses as a big fat girl and other were the sexy dudes with some .
Jin: Sexy pacha date
Now just like an obese girl
Jin switches Hwoarang in a reaction way.
Hwoarang: Simply not so obese
The clothes she doesn't fit on
Hwoarang switches to Lee in a scary attraction.
Lee: Umaariba cha no
Even have no real people
Lee switches to Lars who points index fingers while showing his hot and sexy dance.
Lars: The threatening you were hitting
Because that she was fatter
The sexy dudes do the dancing with some cross sexy moves during the chorus while Ganryu does the dance, grooving.
Sexy pacha date
Now just like an obese girl
Simply not so obese
The clothes she doesn't fit on
Umaariba cha no
Even have no real people
The threatening you were hitting
Because that she was fatter
Lee goes acting scarily with a suave look on his face doing the grinding way.
Lee: Because her biggie body
Her waist it never showed
Everytime mostly think that
You have somebody
She is (Crying)
If you call her an obese
But you were shivering if you see there is pasta
Lee switches to Lars touching his body up while dancing and he touches his stomach in a sexy way.
Lars: Uhhh it has a grill pork
Uhhh, it has a rice
One more cup
I'll put it on my pork food
With the shawarma
Uhhh this is so crazy
You better ready for the dine
Until you get a stomachache.
Jin: Sexy pacha date
Now just like an obese girl
Jin switches Hwoarang in a reaction way.
Hwoarang: Simply not so obese
The clothes she doesn't fit on
Hwoarang switches to Lee in a scary attraction.
Lee: Umaariba cha no
Even have no real people
Lee switches to Lars who points index fingers towards on the sitting Ganryu who is cross dressing while showing his hot and sexy dance.
Lars: The threatening you were hitting
Because that she was fatter
The sexy dudes do the dancing with some cross sexy moves during the chorus while Ganryu does the dance, grooving.
Sexy pacha date
Now just like an obese girl
Simply not so obese
The clothes she doesn't fit on
Umaariba cha no
Even have no real people
The threatening you were hitting
Because that she was fatter
When in the third stanza, Jin goes into rap.
Jin: Hey girl
Why are you like this?
That time you are slim
Right now you were fatter
You can't get move
Sometimes she gets thirsty
She looks like ugly
Because she is fatter
If she wears Thongs
She has more roots
No! I can't take it
I can't take it
Will you please
Get some liposuction
You are getting fatter now!
Jin: Sexy pacha date
Now just like an obese girl
Jin switches Hwoarang in a reaction way.
Hwoarang: Simply not so obese
The clothes she doesn't fit on
Hwoarang switches to Lee in a scary attraction.
Lee: Umaariba cha no
Even have no real people
Lee switches to Lars who points index fingers towards on the sitting Ganryu who is cross dressing while showing his hot and sexy dance.
Lars: The threatening you were hitting
Because that she was fatter
The sexy dudes do the dancing with some cross sexy moves during the chorus while Ganryu does the dance, grooving.
Sexy pacha date
Now just like an obese girl
Simply not so obese
The clothes she doesn't fit on
Umaariba cha no
Even have no real people
The threatening you were hitting
Because that she was fatter (2x)
When the song ends, The sexy dudes makes their own poses Lee do sexy, Lars do feeling muscular pointing his index finger upwards, Hwoarang does the hip hopper and Jin does the fighting stance as they get get awww and a cross dressed Ganryu dissolves into dust. The sexy dudes were shocked from him.
Single Ladies- The Big Three Ladies (Single Ladies by Beyonce)
Characters: King, Armor King II, Craig
The three cross dressing wrestlers were dancing like Beyonce in this scene. This going to be a laughing matters, King does the singing and dancing like Beyonce in disguise while other two were nothing but back up dancers. Craig sports a wig since he is bald and others wearing their own wig thru their masks. Hee hee… this will be a good timing.
All the single ladies (7x)
Now put your hands up
Up in the club, we just broke up
I'm doing my own little thing
you Decided to dip but now you wanna trip
Cuz another brother noticed me
I'm up on him, he up on me
dont pay him any attention
cuz i cried my tears, GAVE three good years
Ya can't be mad at me
[Chorus]
Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh x2
(Chorus)Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans
acting up, drink in my cup
I couldnt care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Dont pay him any attention
Cuz you had your turn
But now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me
(Chorus)
Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
woo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh 2x
Don't treat me to the things of this world
I'm not that kind of girl
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
Is a man that makes me, then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms
Say I'm the one you WANT
If you don't, you'll be alone
And like a ghost I'll be gone
All the single ladies (7x)
Now put your hands up
woo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh
oh oh oh 2x
Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it woo oh ooh 2x
Iyotube: You Belong with Me by Tailor Swift (You belong with Me by Taylor Swift)
Characters: Vanilla, Jin, Lars
When the music begins, Jin appears someone is calling him on his mobile phone. Until, Vanilla sees him on the other house window getting upset as he hung his phone. Both Jin and Vanilla are neighbors so she wrote on the paper saying 'hello' to him and Jin does the same too.
You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset
She's going off about something that you said
She doesnt get your humour like I do
I'm in the room, its a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music she doesnt like
And she'll never know your story like I do
Vanilla is singing while gussy up in the mirror acting crazy. Then she dances on her big room rocking down the house as Jin watches her in the window, smiling while closing the blinds.
But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find
That what you're lookin for has been here the whole time
If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me
The screen changes to school where Vanilla is waiting for Jin as he arrives to see her. He seems to like Vanilla trying to fix her hair as they talk for a while having reading books. However, another woman shows up to both Jin and Vanilla reveal to be Lars in a female disguise getting interest on him while driving his black car since he wears a straight brown wig to let his spike hair down. But not interested to Vanilla as both see her. Lars puts a charm out of Jin so that he stood up and goes with him leaving Vanilla upset as he drove him home for a change staring at her in a bitchy face.
Walkin the streets with you in your worn out jeans
I cant help thinking this is how it ought to be
Laughing on the park bench thinkin to myself
Hey isnt this easy?
And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town
I havent seen it in awhile, since she brought you down
You say you find I know you better than that
Hey, Whatcha doing with a girl like that?
She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time
The next scene shows Jin goes playing football and Lars plays as a cheerleader while Vanilla goes as a one of the marching bands cheering on one guy as they won championships.
If you could see that I'm the one who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me
Standin by, waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know that?
You belong with me
You belong with me
During the instrumental however, Lars appears to flirt on the other guy trying to jealous out of Jin. Jin learns that Lars is trying to make a jealous out of him as he leaves him angrily and Vanilla sees them in a sad way. That night Vanilla sees him again in other window now on his formal attire trying to write something for her and asking to go at the prom tonight. Vanilla agrees while writing the same. Jin smiles at her as he goes out while handling his tux as Vanilla prepares too as she removes her glasses.
Oh I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're about to cry
I know your favorite songs and you tell me about your dreams
I think I know where you belong. I think I know it's with me.
During the prom, Vanilla appears in a white gown as Jin finally meets her. But is interrupted by Lars in a red dress trying to make out with him again as he rejects him completely leaving her and he goes with Vanilla as she gets the paper with the word 'I love you'.
Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me
Standing by or waiting at your back door
All this time how could you not know that
You belong with me
You belong with me
Have you ever thought just maybe
You belong with me
You belong with me
When the song ends, Jin has a note on his tuxedo that he wrote 'I love you' to Vanilla as she was happy that he likes her as he gets close to her and Lars leaves them frustrated while the two gets first kiss.