Title: Blackmail Is The Best Type Of Mail

Rating: M - Language

Pairing: Rachel x Puck (Noah)

Summary: Glee needs a leading man and Rachel knows exactly how to get one

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee

Chap 3 ~ Destroyed

Ok lets get it straight right here and now, Noah Puckerman does NOT sing and dance! And despite the fact that he does play the guitar and every now and then he will belt out a song or two doesn't mean that he is some freak like Rachel Fucking Berry who walks the halls of McKinley High and starts singing at the top of her lounges for no particular reason at all.

And the only reason the stupid freak knows that he plays the guitar and likes to sing on the odd occasion is because like she said despite how much he denies it they did basically grow up together. Stupid Jewish Community being so small in Lima and feeling the need to stick together like glue.

He had spent the whole weekend arguing with himself about what he was going to do. Join Glee and make sure that video never see's the light of day again or don't join Glee and have that video posted on the Internet and then get blackmailed with yet another tape like Berry said.

It wasn't like he was scared his reputation would be destroyed if he joined Glee, hell the student body of McKinley High knew he could do anything and still make it cool in some weird strange way. Sure he knew his reputation would probably take a hard blow from joining that Gleek fest but he would recover, he was Noah Puckerman after all.

And if people liked the way their faces were arranged now they would think twice before teasing him. Bad bit about that statement was that Rachel Berry despite how freaky and annoying she happened to be didn't count because she was still a girl and he didn't hit girl end of story.

But on the other hand if he didn't join Glee and that video got out than he wasn't sure that his reputation could recover from that, no matter how badass he was you couldn't fight with hard core evidence that once upon a time he had dressed up as a girl and danced around singing to the song Barbie girl.

He couldn't even remember what he had been thinking when he allowed Berry to convince him into doing that… he would plead temporary insanity and the fact he had been six at the time, but everyone at school wouldn't see it that way.

And then you had to factor in the whole part about stupid Berry having more videos of him doing embarrassing things and he knew she wasn't bluffing for he knew she would have the videos… him reluctantly having to admit again that they did grow up together.

Stupid Jewish Community.

So there was only one thing to do then… join Glee club. Oh but don't think he was doing it for any of them oh no he had a plan and that plan was to make Berry pay for this.

He would join Glee and fake being nice to all those Gleek freaks to the point that they all thought he was their friend. He would even go to such lengths as to make Berry fall for him so hard that after he somehow got those videos and made sure she had no other copies he could humiliate her in front of the whole student body and leave her and her stupid little club to crumble to the ground. Sure it was mean but he was a mean guy and one way or another Berry would learn that no one blackmails Noah Puckerman and gets away with it.

Watch out Berry your about to be destroyed.

Well here is a quick little chap I just quickly wrote :) I would write more but I'm going out now and wont be back until Friday night prob so no more chaps will be added till then.
Hoped you liked :)
Cya Soon