Miss Joann Scarlett,
I am sure you know why I am writing to you. I need to know where Nakita Checkov lives. It is the utmost important. I had relations with her when I was stationed in Russia during the war. If you refuse to give me her information to me then I will be forced to go I.N.S. I have many friends in this department who would be more than willing to grant my request. My request would be to just down your business for employing an illegal Communist immigrant. This is thoroughly un-American.
Sincerely,
Mr. Adrian Body