Title: Blackmail Is The Best Type Of Mail
Rating: M - Language
Pairing: Rachel x Puck (Noah)
Summary: Glee needs a leading man and Rachel knows exactly how to get one
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee
Chap 5 ~ Count Down
Over the next three weeks Noah had never felt so tired in his whole life. And it wasn't only the physical aspects of it but also the mental part as well. A week that was all he had been able to keep him joining Glee a secret for. Unfortunately the football team had found out about his joining and instantly confronted him about it. The lieing part was easy and he pulled it off wonderfully, but the bit where he had to retell his lies over and over was the tiring part.
And by the second week everyone knew that if you wanted to come away with no bodily harm then you better not even mention Glee club around him.
When his best mate Finn had asked him why he had joined he had told half the truth. He admitted that he had played the guitar since he was four years old and also liked to sing every now and again. Finn was obviously shocked when he had told him that seeing as Finn was probably thinking that he had known everything about his best friend but obviously hadn't.
Noah was very pleased with himself because over the past three weeks he had gotten into the position where all the those stupid Gleeks trusted him and thought of him as their friend. He thought it would have taken at least over a month but he had done it in under three weeks. Hell they had forgiven him after the first practise he went to.
Who would have thought all you had to do was say a simple I'm sorry and you'd be forgiven. They were defiantly way to trusting and with the way things were going they would soon realise that would be their downfall.
He had still only destroyed one tape and still had nineteen to go but when Berry cornered him after school on a day when there wasn't any Glee or Football practise he decided to use it to his advantage.
"Noah!" That annoying voice that made his ears bleed called as the midget came running up to him
"Berry" He said as she stopped in front of him
"You know Noah I would appreciate it if you called me by my given name… you used to after all" She said diverting of topic for a moment
"Yes and I was also what twelve back then?" He said raising an eyebrow but then dropping it when he saw her face and forced himself to remember his plan
"Ok fine Rachel, what do you want?" He sighed shaking his head
"Glee needs more members" She said her face lighting up when she heard him call her by her first name
"And I can help with this how?" He asked not seeing the brilliance to her idea that she obviously did
"Get some of your friends to join and in return I'll give you another tape" She said holding that blackmail over his head again.
"How about I get one tape for each person I get to join Glee and promising they will have talent" He offered folding his arms across his chest
"You run a hard bargain... but ok, deal" She said sticking out her hand which he reluctantly took and shock
And after he pulled his hand away she beamed up at him before walking off.
This wasn't exactly something he wanted to do after all he wanted as little people as possible to hear him sing but seeing as he had already agreed the least he could do was use this to his advantage. A smirk made its way onto his lips as he changed his course and started walking off in the direction of the Football oval where the Cheerios were currently practising.
Sitting on the side lines he waited a good long forty-five minutes for them to finish their practise before he stood and walked over to the three girls he had been waiting for.
"Quinn, Santana, Brittany" He greeted as they all looked up at him confused at why he was here "I have a little proposition for you all" And when he saw that they all grinned at him he knew he had their attention.
"And what would that be Puckerman?" Quinn asked raising an eyebrow
"We have a common interest" He said with a shrug "To destroy Rachel Berry"
"What your Gleek Freak friend? I heard you were one of them now Puck" Santana laughed
"And like I would ever join that freak show without a reason. Berry needs to learn her place in the social food chain and its obvious that slushies in the face isn't working as well as it used to" Noah said
"So what would you suggest?" Quinn asked
"Public humiliation" Noah said with a smirk as he folded his arms across his chest, "I already have those Gleeks believing that I'm their best friend but that's not enough anymore so that's why I need your help" He continued to say
They stood there for well over half an hour talking and plotting but by the time they were done they had a plan that was so foolproof nothing would be able to stop them and Rachel Berry wouldn't know what hit her when the time came.
Smirking to himself he turned away from the three girls and walked back towards his truck while thinking about the plan they had just come up with.
Quinn, Santana and Brittany would convince their boyfriends Finn, Matt and Mike to join Glee with them. Without letting the three boys in on the secret but because despite his three best friends being on the football team they were all still pussies at the same time and even their girls knew that. Then Quinn, Santana and Brittany would gain the Gleeks trust until they believed the three Cheerios were honestly their friends. Finn, Matt and Mike would make easy friends and even though they weren't in on the operation they would still be helping without knowing they were because they would make friends and the Gleeks wouldn't know any different.
With the help of the new members they would officially have twelve members and that would qualify them for sectionals. Noah wanted them to get as far as sectionals before he along with Quinn, Santana, Brittany plus their boyfriends would all quit leaving the Glee club high and dry to fall apart at the seams.
He was sure by that time he would have been able to somehow destroy all the videos after all he had would soon be getting six for the six people he had just got to join out of the nineteen videos left.
Seven down twelve to go… the count down was officially on.
Oh yeah this was just to easy… so why did he feel that small pain in his gut that he recognised as guilt? There was no way he felt guilty about this after all this had been his plan all along and Berry had been the one to start all this so she couldn't simply go without punishment… right?
So why did he feel like someone had punched him in the gut every time he saw Rachel Berry's happy face knowing that he was the reason for making her smile even though he was soon going to take that all away from her.
Shaking his head he decided to ignore it and focuses at the task at hand so he got in his truck and drove home forcing himself not to think about how it was going to be him that would remove that smile from Rachel Berry's face.
But all the while he had one question running through his head… Why was it only now that his stupid brain decided to grow a bloody conscious?
Sorry for making you all wait for this chap... I was trying to make it longer but I failed doing it so I simply moved onto writing the next chap.
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