*I do not own Inu-Yasha or yu yu hakusho*
And last chapter I went back to fix up my spelling mistakes which were only 3 and my bad Kirara does have 2 tails lol. And just wait Hiei will come into this parody just not for a couple more chapters is all.
Oh: Hojo's thoughts Kagome's thoughts
Enjoy this chapter...........................Her Date with Hojo (chapter2).................................................
Recap of last chapter: I bet I should go see him downstairs....oh...he is just standing at the doorway I never noticed how hot he is?? "Hi Hojo"
"Have a nice time kids!" Kun-loon laughs to her daughter pushing her out
"Uh hojo shall we be off?"Kagome asks brushing off her mother's antics
"yes we shall" replies hojo while he places his arm in her's a gentleman way
"So how are we getting to their it's a good 20 minute drive from here?.." Kagome asks Looking at the sky
"Oh don't worry I paid for us to be driven there so we should get there in about 20 minutes? Hey see there's the ride" he stated with the biggest smile
"Oh really oh I see it it's just down the stairs" kagome says looking giddy while starting the fun jog downstairs
"In here young lady and mister" the old driver says while opening their door for them to enter.
"oh thank you sir" she says blushing for the hidden complement and getting in to stare out at the beautiful lights as they drive off to her favourite noodle her and younger cousin yusuke would always go to.
"Kagome so how have you been then other then.. well you know" he elbow nudges her at the time
"Oh I've been alright it's actually been boring but the porcupine hurt hahaha" she replies and gives him an elbow nudge as well.
"Hahaha I'm glad your free tonight though don't you have homework? I mean you miss a lot of school?" you could hear a hint of sadness in his voice.
"oh yah I do I actually got most of my math done I just need to do the harder stuff when I get home...but you can make up by going on a date with me by tutoring me all day tomorrow k?" kagome teases him
"I guess I have to know hahaha" He taunts her
Kagome bursts into laugh attack following with hojo
"What was the long pause for needed to think on it wow I think you'll need help in ELA to " he teases her in-between laughs
"I guess you will hahaha oh...look at all the passing colors you your window I just love this city when it starts getting dark don't yah?" She ask him not noticing he is looking out her window and getting very close to her face
"Yes it is beautiful like many other things " Hojo whispers
"Ah oh I meant your window hahaha" she says while a slightly pink blush appears on her face and on his too.
"ooo were close we just passed by the street leading to Sarayashiki school" she says now glaring out his window pointing happily like a young kid noticing the first snow flake of the year.
"Yah it's going to be a shame I really did enjoy this ride it was interesting" Hojo winks at kagome.
And just in minutes they stop and her doors open "miss your stop" the mystery man says.
"oh well thank you uh..." she says looking to the other side of the car hojo just got out. "thanks" she says again. And walks towards hojo and then to the noodle restaurant (they do serve more than noodles though).
"So hojo have you ever been here?"She asks him while he opens the doors to the place for her to enter.
"Ladies first" he just replies making her blush
I'm no lady haha I'm just a girl. "Thank you" she says again
"Oh no I haven't but I heard you say how you like this place months ago" he just replies.
"Wow you have a good memory" she teases while sitting to the table for 2 near the window at the end.
"Well I-" she gets interrupted
"What would you two want for drinks" the waitress says
"I'll have some ice tea and you?" hojo talks
"Oh ill have some uh shai tea" Kagome says while looking into space. And the blond waitress walks off to get there drinks and menu's.
"you sure like looking into space like it has all the answers" he teases her once more Laughter filling his voice. Making her stick out her tongue for her childish reply
...................With Yusuke.......................
"Finally! Few Koenma and his mission are done how about you say we guys go to Wakasa's Noodle place" Yusuke the 15 year old5'8" teen with his slicked back air and his uniform says.
"Sounds filling" says Kurama Suichi the 5'11" 16 year old teen with long red hair and green eyes with a hint of mischief in them.
"Hn" Hiei the 4'10" teen dressed in black replies while jumping to the trees and leaving the group.
"What's his deal lets go I'm starving I could eat a..a truck full of ham" Kuwabara Kazuma laughs, he's the 6'3" 16 year old teen with a goofy smile and an Elvis style for his red locks.
"I could too" yusuke says while entering the place.
"let's go sit near the corner I get the inside seat near a window" Kurama talks.
"I get the other window seat too" Kuwabara also says.
"I guess......so?" yusuke says while looking to the corner staring at a girl who he swore he saw before.
"mmmm this place smell good" Kuwabara says looking in a heavenly daze. While they take their seats yusuke takes his eyes off of the girl.
"May I take your order gentle men?" the blond waitress asks bashing her eyelashes.
"Yes ill have a sprite" Kurama replies not looking up. While the girl just lovingly looks at him writing it down with a heart next to his order of sprite.
"Yes ill have coke and so will this guy" Yusuke says all to knowing Kuwabara would have picked it anyways.
"Ok I'll be back in a minute with your menu and drinks" She says while winking at Kurama making Kurama slouch into the booth mentally cursing himself for his looks.
"Another new fan girl damn I wish I could get a girl to love me with one look" yusuke jokes to his friend.
"Ha-ha oh hojo you know that's not true I just don't have much time for school you know with all my-"a female voice from the right says
"with all your illness's or is it your laziness?" hojo says cutting off Kagome.
"No I'm not lazy I'm just me hahaha well you should blame the porcupine it's all his f-"kagome says
"It's your fault you're so clumsy it's like you're an accident waiting to happen Kagome" hojo cuts her off again.
"Hey!" she squeaks
"Kagome?..Kagome Higurashi?" Yusuke says while looking towards kagome because he heard her name.
"Yes it's me? Who it's to you?....huh punk..Oh it's you" kagome says laughing at the site of her younger cousin.
"ooo so who are you dates yusuke I never thought of you as a man's man " Kagome teases Yusuke Laughing to herself as hojo is holding in a laugh.
"I thought that one was a oh" Hojo just says in between snickers.
"Totally " kagome just manages to say before bursting into a laugh attack.
"Your Pasta sir and your Panini miss hope you enjoy" the blond says.
"Oh this looks good so does yours" hojo say's while wiping off his tears form there laugh attack.
"Hey tweetle dee how you been?" yusuke says while getting up to hug his cousin.
"Oh I've been very good" kagome lies.
"if that's what you call good sitting on a porcupine and going to the vet to get it removed I don't want to know what your best day was kagome hahaha" Hojos cuts in.
" hojo shhhhhhhhhhhhhh." she says looking peeved but in a teasing way. And all he does is stick his tongue at her mocking her.
"Hojo....*hehe* this is my younger cousin Yusuke he should be about your age?..." kagome says while messing up Yusuke hairdo.
"Hey I'm not that younger just by like a year or so" yusuke says acting like a child. "Wait! You're dating a younger guy! WOW kagome I-" kagome just places her hand over his mouth before he could finish his ranting.
"Hey I'm not that Young Kagome I'm in your grade you know it's just you're a couple months older" he says in a childish know it all tone.
"too old can't touch this" she just sings.
"he better not touch y-" Yusuke starts to yell
"Hojo here better not touch her duh and what if I did touch her?!" hojo cuts him off and replies in a perverted way.
"Hey" kagome just says in a squeak blushing Wondering why he was being so standoffish
"You touched her?!" yusuke yells his eyes pooping out a bit.
"No he didn't touch me he's just teasing you he's funny like that *ha ha ha*" kagome says blushing more and with a really fake laugh and slapping her right knee.
"Oh really well hey you two should join our table so I can make sure of that" Yusuke demands.
"hmm sure" hojo replies glaring at the boy. And the two take their plates to the booth and they sit next to Kuwabara.
"Hi I'm kagome Yusuke's older prettier cousin *haha*" kagome introduces herself.
"I'm Suichi " Kurama replies.
"I'm Kuwabara and when you figure out pipsqueak boy there is too Young come see me" Kuwabara just says.
"Hey!.... hojo lets trade seats you can enjoy Kuwabara near you" she says.
"Sure I'd love to hunny" he says while making emphasis on the Hunny.
"so Yusuke what have you been up to haven't seen you since I was 15 like so many years ago " Kagome asks laughing at the end.
He replies. "That's only a year well I been like working and-"
"WOW Yusuke Yuramashi a working boy you are so growing up" she says squeezing his cheek.
"And you." yusuke replies.
"Oh well I been?" kagome says looking into space.
"Space doesn't have all the answers you know (laughs) she's been up to day dreaming and being sick (laughs) or are you just skipping? hmmmm little Kagome Higurashi a revel (chuckle)that would explain a lot(chuckle)" hojo says while nudging kagome making her spits out her drink.
"(nervous laugh) you figured it out I just love to go visit my gang members and rob banks see look at my guns." kagome says while flexing her muscles.
"(Sigh) you are so cool" hojo says sarcastically looking like a little school girl in love.
"WHAT you skip school you're in a gang! " yusuke in a surprised angry tone.
"(giggle) no I get sick allot lately all sorts of things you think it I have it" kagome says while holding in her laughs.
"What you get sick a lot like what sorts I know a lot of good healing remedies" Suichi says.
"Oh no that's my job I give her medicine (chuckle) you'll never guess all the embarrassing stuff I get her" hojo says in a laughing tone.
"Hey I don't think they want to hear" she says looking into his eyes with a plea for him not to make her get embarrassed into oblivion.
"Don't worry I won't tell them I mean they don't have to know about were your ra-"she just shoves his fork in his mouth making him shut up.
"What rash kagome?" yusuke asks.
"Just for that hojo I'm not sure I want you helping me with my homework you may yell to the world about were all my rashes are...ooops" kagome just blushes that she gave away too much information.
"I don't think this is proper diner food talking..... Hey you need all the help you can get you may have to repeat another year and I'll just have to help you more...??hey never mind I like that" hojo just says in a evil grin.
"No I need you hojo!" kagome frantically replies suddenly realising what she was implying, her face turning into a tomato
"I mean ha-ha not that way gosh stop looking so sick you guys errr" kagome just says..........and that's how the rest of the night goes apparently they all have lots of laugh fits and kagome ad hojo seem to be more interested. They all say their goodbyes and hojo walks kagome home and kisses her goodnight. Yet all kagome could think of is going straight to bed and she stairs off into the quarter moon and catching a glimpse of black blur jumping away from the tree near her bedroom window. And she bids a goodnight. Just taking that as a bird or squirrel but it seemed to big and it had red eyes so she just hopes she saw a bird a really big bird.