A/N:
I am sooooooooo sorry! I've just been so busy with camp and ballet and martial arts and drama, that I haven't been able to update. Also, I've kinda had writer's block...I'll try to update as soon as I can. Once again, I'm really, really, sorry. But enough of my excuses. On with the story! xD
Jacob POV
I was psyched! I never thought seeing Bella would bring my spirits up so high. She made the rest of the day bearable for me, and I appreciated that, although she probably knew nothing about that...Oh well. That scumbag Edward. I could definitely see her still hurting over that evil, bloodthirsty bloodsucker.
And there was me, being all nice to Edward because I thought she loved him and he felt that same way too... That scumbag. I was suddenly filled with this...determination, I guess? Well, whatever it was, it made me certain that if I ever saw Edward again, he would die. A bloody, horrible, jigsaw puzzle death. I think I must have laughed quietly to myself, because my roommate, Ronald, looked strangely at me. He raised his eyebrow and slowly slid toward the door. Whoops. My mind raced for answers. Um, yeah, I kinda was thinking about this bloodsucker, who hurt my best friend and the girl I'm in love with, and I was planning a bloody, grisly death for him. So yeah...
Nope, don't think that would work. I went with my favorite answer.
I shrugged and apologized. Ronald kinda fell back, limp in his chair then, obviously relieved to not be rooming with a nutcase. I sighed. I couldn't think. It was already seven in the morning. I just got dressed and breezed out the door. Guess who I ran into...
Bella POV
I was walking down the hallway with Rosalie and Alice, when we heard a sigh and a door open and close. Too late, we realized someone was coming out, and we found no places to hide. We were all really surprised when it was Jacob who came out the door. His eyes widened when they landed on me, and I automatically grinned.
"Hey!" I cried, running into his widespread arms. He grinned and gripped me tightly, pulling me into his embrace. I winced at his smell. I hadn't smelled it in awhile. Oh well, I could bear it, as long as he was here.
Jacob winced at me. "You smell like, really, really bad," he told me. I stuck my tongue out at him and skipped back to Alice and Rose. Rose, of course, sneered at Jacob and turned away, holding her nose. Alice wrinkled her nose, but came forward and delicately patted Jacob's back. It was obvious that she felt very awkward this way, standing in the middle of the hallway with a werewolf and two other vampires. She quickly stepped back and turned away toward Rose. I rolled my eyes and grinned at Jacob, who grinned back, happy to see me.
Jacob looked me up and down. "You look...really really good," he said finally. I raised my eyebrow.
"Only?" I said in a mock angry voice. He quickly backed away.
"I mean...I mean...-" he began to stutter, but I just waved it away, grinning from ear to ear at him. He laughed and pushed me into the wall gently. I laughed. Then I realized, Jacob was...kinda cute. And definitely sweet, and strong, and - Wait. Jacob is a friend. ONLY a friend. FRIEND. FRIEND!
Sure...said a voice in my head. Uh - oh. Time to speak to my voices. Shut up, voices! I thought loudly. Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip! The voice retreated. Er..why am I talking to voices in my head? Quite frankly, I think I'm going mad. I was just having a conversation with myself... Strange.
A hand waved itself in front of my eyes. "Earth to Bella!" Jacob said, still waving the hand in front of my face. I slapped it away and retreated. I couldn't be near him while I was like this. Have to get away. I escaped with Alice and Rose, running into the last person I ever wanted to see in my life. Actually, I kind of did want to see him, but that was beside the point.
"Edward." I snarled. His eyes were wide, still looking me up and down. Then he looked at me, astonished.
"Bella?" he inquired, looking around in case someone was trying to trick him.
"Yes," I growled. I was getting tired of this. Luckily, Rosalie stepped up towards Edward, a growl deep in her throat. Edward backed away. But the whole time, inside, I was stunned. Edward was the same, with his milky skin, his perfect full lips and beautiful golden eyes that seemed to melt before your eyes...I shook my head to clear my head of the dangerously impure thoughts sneaking up on me.
"You little...," Rosalie said angrily. Edward put his hands up in defense as Rosalie slid into a hunting crouch. She sprang at his throat as he ducked, and she missed him narrowly. She leapt at him again, but Alice stopped her, holding her back. She gave up, though she snapped at Edward to let him know he would die as soon as she got him alone. Edward audibly gulped.
At the sight of Edward, my almost healed heart was torn apart again. I think I nearly fainted from the pain inside me. I automatically examined my chest for the cause of the pain, until I realized it was coming from inside me, and that it wasn't really a physical pain ripping me apart. I stepped back from Edward into Alice's outstretched Rosalie-free arm. She held me tightly. Edward stepped toward me, but Rosalie growled, and he quickly recoiled.
"Look, Bella," he said tenderly. "I'm sorry I hurt you. But I love Tanya now. I only just realized I was selling myself short when I was with you." He quickly backtracked when he realized what he had just said. "I mean, it's not like you don't deserve someone really great, it's just that I'm way too good for you." His eyes widened again. "I mean...well, you know what I mean. I'm sorry, Bella," he finished lamely. I opened my mouth to tell him what I thought about Tanya, when Alice shot me a warning look. I closed my mouth. "So..." he mumbled, "Do you accept my apology?"
"Not yet," Alice answered for me. "She doesn't accept your apology just yet." Edward rolled his eyes and opened his mouth, but swiftly decided against it. He shrugged his shoulders and walked away.
"What was that for?!" I yelled. "He said he was sorry!" Alice rolled her eyes.
"So?" Alice said. "I wanna make him pay!" She tapped her chin with her red Montblanc pen. "I think I'm gonna kill Tanya, let Edward watch, then make peace with the Denali clan. Irena and Kate really won't care because they won't like Tanya because I'll start a fight between them. Yes!" Alice murmured, chuckling to herself.
"Why don't we just do that, and have Bella hook up with Jacob? Then Edward will be left alone, and Bella will be with the person Edward absolutely hates. Huh?" Rosalie suggested. Alice grinned.
"That's a great idea!" Alice exclaimed. She was about to continue, but I interrupted.
"You know, I'm still here!" I cried. Alice and Rosalie turned to me with 'oops' faces.
"Pretend you didn't hear a thing," Alice suggested.
"Go along with the plan, because I will dress you up everyday if you don't," Rosalie smirked evilly at me.
I gulped. "I think I'll go with Rosalie's plan," I said nervously. Rosalie beamed, obviously proud of herself. Alice looked pleased.
"I'm glad you agree with us," Rosalie said pleasantly. "Now," she said, her voice turning cold. "Let us plan the grisly death of Tanya." Alice and I agreed. We managed to come up with these ideas:
1. Strapping her down and cutting her into a billion pieces. Literally. Then burning her. One piece at a time.(Alice)
2. Performin surgery, strapping her down and forcibly removing all of her inner organs and innards, then burning them, then burning her empty body. (Rosalie)
3. Taking her heart out and replacing it with a stone, because her heart was one, then cutting her head off and burning her, the normal way. (Me)
4. Number 2 first, then performing number one. (Rosalie and Alice)
I asked, "Why are you guys so freaking bloody?!" Rosalie and Alice both raised their eyebrows.
"We're not bloody!" they answered in unison. "Because Tanya doesn't have blood!" They grinned expectantly at me, and I rolled my eyes. I gave a heavy, let-it-all-out sigh.
"Am I the only one," I asked, "With a heart?" Alice looked at Rose, and Rose looked at Alice. They shrugged and grinned at me. I rolled my eyes again. "When are you going to execute this plan?" I asked them. They grinned.
They answered, "Tanya has about, oh, maybe two days to enjoy her life..."
A/N:
Sorry if it's really short! I'm still really busy, I'm posting this to keep you afloat! Stay with me! ^.^ Anyway, friends, (Yes, you are my friends, not just people who like my story) I'll try to update as soon as possible, but my mom decided to enroll me in this camp to learn Chinese that goes on for like, what? 9:00 - 7:00? Yeah. No dinner. Have to eat at home at 8:00. -_-"
Sorry if you don't want Tanya to die, but I got a lot of reviews that wanted her to die, so majority wins. Anyway, it wouldn't be fun if everything went your way. ^^
