A/N: MUST READ!! IMPORTANT 4 THE PLOT OF THE STORY!!

Hey guys, sorry I didn't tell you earlier, but I need you to vote for what way Tanya will die...xD Just in case you forgot them, here they are again:

1. Strapping her down and cutting her into a billion pieces. Literally. Then burning her. One piece at a time. (Alice)

2. Performing surgery, strapping her down and forcibly removing all of her inner organs and innards, burning them, then burning her empty body. (Rosalie)

3. Taking her heart out and replacing it with a stone, because her heart was one, then cutting her head off and burning her, the normal way. (Me, Bella)

4. Number 2 first, then performing number one. (Rosalie and Alice)

Bella POV

Did you guys read the above? Well please do. And follow the directions!! Or DIE!!! =D

On with the story:

I crept along my bedside to the Alice and Rosalie's bed. Not that they were asleep. Alice was reading on her blankets while Rosalie flipped through the channels in our flat-screen television. It's amazing what Rosalie can get out of the male administrators... I snuck up on them, very quietly, and managed to surprise them. Man, this day is getting better and better.

"Boo!" I yelled in their ears. They both jumped about five feet in the air, to my satisfaction.

"What?!" Alice automatically yelped.

"My hair!!" Rosalie cried, clutching her perfectly conditioned blonde curls. Alice and I rolled our eyes. "What?" she asked. "I care about my hair."

Alice sighed. "You care about everything, Rose." Rosalie frowned.

"I do not! Oh!" she said, rubbing her forehead. "I have to go apply anti-wrinkle cream! I just frowned!" Alice grabbed her arm.

I was confused. "Why do you even need anti-wrinkle cream? You always stay incredibly beautiful, no matter what, don't you? Or are you abnormal compared to all the rest of us?" Rosalie pouted.

"No! It's just that...that...oh, I don't know!" she moaned, sinking into the plush couch. "I guess I just really care about my looks, because, because, well, other than that, I really have nothing else except brains!" I immediately moved to pat her back, just as Alice did, and we collided.

"Ouch!"

"Um..not really....," I said, as Alice clutched her knee. "And I didn't even collide with your knee!" Alice put her knee down swiftly and smoothly, grinning.

"Yeah, I know," she said. "I wanted to see if I could trick you! Oh yeah!" She turned to me. "Why did you sneak up on us? For a reason, or..." I suddenly remembered!!

"Oh yeah!" I yelled. How could I forget? "Today," I started, "I actually..." Alice and Rosalie leaned in. "Fell asleep!" I squealed. Their eyes widened.

"Oh my God!"

"Omg, like totally!"

I looked weirdly at Rosalie. "Umm, any reason for the Valley Girl?" I asked, raising my eyebrow in a perfect arch. Man, I love doing that! I just learned to do that yesterday from Rosalie. But I digress.

Rosalie shrugged. "Well, I figured since I'm a pretty blonde, that I should learn to speak Valley Girl. So yeah," she finished, smilling at us, "Whaddya think?"

Alice threw back her head. "Ha ha haaaaa NO," she said, her face morphing from laughing to serious. I snickered into my hand.

"ANYWAY!" Alice announced loudly over my snickers and Rosalie's protests, "Let's let Bella tell us how she managed to perform this feat. Take it away, Bella!" Alice called dramatically. Well, that's Alice for you.

I rolled my eyes. "It really wasn't that amazing, I just ate a whole lot of sleeping pills..." Rosalie's eyes grew wide.

"That's all you have to do?!" she cried. "Well why didn't we try that before?! Come on Alice, let's go SLEEP!"

"WAIT!" I screamed. "Weren't you supposed to plan Tanya's death?" Alice and Rosalie turned to me mid-stride with Oh-yeah....Oops faces.

Alice lifted her head high. "Let us go...to the planning room...mobile thing!" she said dramatically, hurtling for the firefighter-like pole in the middle of the room. She dropped down with flourish and grace, landing silently. Rosalie followed her, giggling, then flipped her hair airily and daintily dropped down.

I rolled my eyes and followed them. But my mind was still on Tanya, and then my mind morphed to thoughts of Edward. Don't think about Edward, the voice in my head said kindly. But I couldn't. I couldn't stop thinking about his smile, the way his lips curved in that perfect arch that I loved, the way he was always there for me, always ready to give me a hug and tell me everything was okay. Then there came Tanya. Tanya was beautiful, sure. But why hadn't Edward stayed with me? I bet he wanted me only because I was pretty and transformed. Gr... Edward is so dead to me. I won't think about him anymore. Only concentrate on the task at hand. I was suddenly filled with cold determination. I will help Alice and Rosalie kill Tanya.

No matter what it takes.

Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox--Meanwhile..In Alice and Rosalie's plan room-mobile-thingy/lab...--xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

No one's POV ^^

"Mwahaha!" Rosalie yelled as she held up a steaming glass filled with purple, bubbly liquid. Alice was confused.

"Um, Rosalie, what the heck is that? Is it supposed to help us kill Tanya?" Alice asked. Rosalie raised an eyebrow, then smiled.

"No. It's only the best thing in the world," Rosalie replied. "You pour some on your hair, only a little bit, and your hair becomes perfectly shampoo-ed and conditioned, is shiny, full, and keeps frizz away for about a week!" She smiled. "Aren't you proud? I'm gonna sell this for like, $60 for three ounces!" Alice rolled her eyes and groaned.

"Concentrate!" Rosalie put it down and raised her arm in defense.

"Okay, okay!"

"Now," Alice continued, "Where were we?"

"Well, you were writing up a plan to get Tanya cornered so we could either cut her in a billion pieces, or remove her organs or whatever."

"Oh yeah!" Alice said. "Anyway, I think, instead of fire, which would be way to conspicuous, that we should create a liquid that automatically dissolves the body parts. So what we need: All of our dangerous substances, an everything-proof glass about 5 gallons large, and some vampire body parts. So, first, let's get started getting all our dangerous substances here. I'll go get our everything-proof glass." She ran off, then came back with a large, thick glass with measurements on the side. (A/N: Sorry, I forgot the name of it...)

Rosalie collected their 'dangerous substances' in a pile and organized them quickly.

Alice carefully poured all the substances into the glass, finishing by adding a little bit of fragrance. Rosalie smelled it.

"Mmmm," she said. "That smells like roses..my favorite! Oh yeah, and I'll go get the vampire parts!" Rosalie hurried away and came back, seconds later, holding two whole bodies. (Don't ask how she got them...They have a variety of stuff, alright?!)

Alice mixed it, and the red liquid glowed for a moment, then turned clear, like water.

Rosalie carefully chopped-------------------------------------

SCENE BLOCKED OUT FOR BLOOD. WELL, NOT REALLY BLOOD. Grossness. How about that. Happy now? Of course not. You demanding people....just kidding, I really actually like you guys a lot. =D

Anyhoo, Rosalie dropped the hand in the sizzling, bubbling, steaming clear liquid. There was a hissing sound, and the hand dissolved after a few seconds. Alice high-fived Rosalie, yelling "Victory!" the whole time. Alice's eyes glinted.

"Oh, yeah," she said evilly.

Bella POV

I needed to take some air, though I really didn't need it. I sprinted outside as fast as I could go, then sat on a park bench. I sat down heavily and closed my eyes, concentrating on trying to fall asleep and thinking about nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing...... I felt a hand on my shoulder. I whipped my head around, and turned to face Jacob. A smile lit up my face.

"Hey Jake!" I exclaimed. "What's up?" He smiled.

"Just coming to see the girl I love, I mean, my best friend!" he said. "I mean..Oh man, I messed up. I'm sorry Bella. But it's just..I love you so much. I know you'll probably say no, but...will you go out with me?"

I blinked. I blinked again. Did I just hear him correctly?

He rubbed his forehead. "I knew it. I'm sorry Bella. I'll leave now. I understand."

No! Oh no! But I like Jacob!! Have to do something.

I did the last thing I would do. I threw myself at him. I hurled into his arms and hugged him tightly. "No!" I mumbled into his shirt. "I really do like you!! Don't leave!"

Jacob smiled and wrapped his arms around me. "I won't," he said softly.

A/N: READ IT. Or...DIE!! Seriously. And no, there is NO third choice. Or fourth. Or fifth. Or whatever, okay?

What do you think?! Loved it? Hated it? Too mushy? Was it good? Bad? Horrible? Great? Awesome?! Chocolate accepted and reviews loved!! That was a pretty long chapter for me. I'll try to write longer. Would you rather I updated faster with shorter chapters? Or would you rather I took a few days to write a long chapter? Have I told you? I love constructive criticism!! Okay, now I'm rambling on, and on, and on....xD