A/N: I know where I'm going to live this year!!!!! The eternal housing wait is over, and I'm not in Branner!!!! I'm in Faisan, which is pretty cool in that it means I'm also in SLE. Which means...yeah, I'm going to die. Die of massive overwork, suffocated under a pile of classic texts and badly-written essay drafts. But still, it's awesome. I am happy. And thus I am glad that I can bring you astoundingly fluffy HavocFuery love. With plumbing fixtures. Cause I read a Tom/Carl fic (Young Wizards series) with plumbing, and it was too cute to pass up. I know Fuery's a mechanic, but I can still see this happening. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: In theory, I don't own FMA. But hey, in theory communism is an ideal system of government, and we've all seen how well that worked.


Plumbing

For a few seconds, the pipes hold, and Fuery holds his breath, hoping he has succeeded in his repairs despite not knowing what he is doing. Then he hears an ominous creak, and a dark crack runs down the pipe, and he swears and leaps backward, a second too late. When Havoc comes downstairs from the bedroom, Fuery is on the floor in a rapidly growing puddle of water, soaked from head to toe and pouting; he can't help himself; he collapses in laughter.

This isn't what he pictured when he thought of them living together, but somehow it's okay.


A/N: Thank you so much to everyone who reassured me I don't suck - you give me a warm and fuzzy feeling in my heart. I love you all.

PS: Happy AkuRoku Day!!!! (8/13)