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Chapter 4: The Delivery

BPOV

(A/N Dear lord help us all)

Yeah! My delivery! I ran down the stairs and raced to the door, yanking it open. I signed off my delivery, and instructed the delivery dude to put it in the back yard.

I slammed the door shut after giving him giant hug, and pushed my way through the wall of dumbstruck Cullens (minus Esme, who was still laughing and rolling around on the floor) and ran back up the stairs to get my pretties.

I picked up the bag gently, and immediately began to soothe them, "It's alright, mommy's got you. Mommy's got you a new home. Won't that be nice?"

EmPOV

We followed our little, crazy, psycho, human into the back yard. What we saw was a shock to all of us.

A gigantic fish tank dominated the yard, and Bella was standing very precariously on a ladder at the edge of the tank. Wow, I just used two big words in one sentence. I should stop hanging out with Edward so much.

I took a second look at Bella and saw that she had a wicked grin on her face and was dumping hundreds of piranhas in the tank. PIRANHAS! Where did she get those?

Out of the corner of my eye I saw, Jasper fall to the ground, with a somewhat peaceful look on his face.

We all rushed over to him and stood around him in a circle.

"Oh, great. We did it to him again," Rose said.

In a shocked, scared voice, Alice asked, "Did what to him? And what do you mean by 'again'?"

RPOV

After Alice's comment, everyone turned to me to explain although they all knew what I was talking about. What is it, Rose gets to deliver all the bad news day?

Since no one was coming to my rescue, I guess I'd have to explain, "Well Alice, you see there was this one time..." I trailed off, still reluctant to continue.

"'This one time' what?" she screeched at me.

I took a long, deep breath and just let it out, "This one time when you were out hunting a few years ago, we wanted to play this sort of trick on Jasper. We all kept changing emotions, and he went into an emotional coma. He looked just like he does now. Don't worry, he'll be just fine."

"Hey," said Emmett breaking the silence, "has anyone ever wondered whether piranhas would attack a vampire?" and then with his words still hanging in the air, my husband answered his own question. He effortlessly picked Jasper up, and proceeded to throw him into the tank.

He then sat on the ground to observe our brother as he floated at the top of the water for a half of a second, and then slowly sunk to the bottom. Then, before anyone had a chance to warn him, Alice came behind him, picked him up, and threw him in.

Since none of the piranhas had attacked or even noticed Jasper when he was thrown in, no one was prepared for what happened next.

All of a sudden every single one of those little monsters turned, paused for a dramatic second, and then ATTACKED!

I have to give Emmett credit though; he fought back against the hoards of fish, and within ten minutes all the fish in the tank had been beaten to death. (A/N I do NOT in any way advocate the killing of fish)

Emmett drug himself out of the tank, and was dripping wet with the shreds of what was left of his clothes, hanging from his shoulders.

"Well I guess that answers the question of whether or not a piranha will attack a vampire," Carlisle said.

Third Person POV

One second, the Cullen family had all been laughing and the next…

Bella then broke into the group with a terrified look on her face, before anyone could ask her why she looked so scared she burst out, "Nemo Junior, where's Nemo Junior?"

"Who's Nemo Junior?" Edward asked fearing for the sanity of his beloved Bella.

"He-he's my fish," she explained.

Emmett slung his arm over her shoulder, turned her towards the tank and asked, "Which one's Nemo Junior, Bells?"

Bella's scream could be heard for miles.

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