Chibi Scarecrow Chapter 5

Ta looked at the washer machines like he was going to kill them. Never mind the like part because he will kill them. Ta looked at Iruka who too was covered in red suds and had a shock, but slightly amused look on his face. Ta was glad that Iruka was amused because he sure as hell wasn't.

"Grr," Ta looked at the washing machines that looked completely unused and was just sitting there like nothing even happened. Ta somehow grabbed Iruka kunai and about fucking rip those machines apart before Iruka stopped him.

"Now, now, we can't rip them apart otherwise I'll have to pay for them." Iruka chided as he snatches the kunai away from Tai and started picking up the food that was wasted on the floor. "Now do you mind telling what happened?"

Ta sighs clearly at the end of his patient.

"All I did was followed your simple directions."

"Which was?" Iruka prompt.

"Add one cup of washing powder in each machine." Ta said shooting a glare the inanimate object. "I stepped out because it wasn't like I needed to be there and when I came back, the machine exploded."

Flashback:

Kakashi was looking at the washing machine because it was making weird sounds. He step closer thinking maybe there was too many clothes in the washing machine. The machine started to vibrate even faster before he knew it was hopping off the ground.

Jumping back he noticed water started pouring out the bottom and he leapt on top of the machine to turn it off, but was blown from on top of it.

There was water and suds everywhere. It was a mess and Kakashi couldn't stand up without falling over so he was left to crawl and to make matters worst the other washing machines exploded and flew into a frenzy.

Kakashi was trying to escape he only had enough chakra to jump the washer machine and that was it. His chakra now chose the time to fucking tap out and he was stuck and he could barely see. It would have done to unplug the machines while wet. Hell he ain't rubber.

The washer machine finally died out and it look short somehow. Kakashi shook his head, 'It doesn't matter. Have to get out of here now.'

Brr, the machine went. Kakashi twitch and duck low before he heard Iruka screech. It was hard not screech when you when you find yourself sailing at a wall at high speed. There was loud crashing sounds as Iruka drop to the floor and rolled next to Ta.

Ta looked up and panic as he saw blood dripping down Iruka's face.

"Iruka," Ta said a little breathless.

Iruka blinked then he saw what Ta was looking at. "Don't worry it's just the pomegranates that I fell on."

"Your head," Ta yelped.

Iruka placed a hand to calm him down.

Flashback End

Iruka sigh, "Now that I know that you didn't purposely break the machines." Ta shot him a look. "We need to speak with the owners about this.

Ta was thinking this wasn't fair. He wants to get the machine back, now he can't even get a crack at it because Iruka was holding him back.

"Oh my, you poor thing," Ta and Kakashi looked up to see an old woman by the door. "You guys didn't see the out of order sign on the door?"
"What out of order?" Ta asked.

"The whole Washateria."

Iruka and Ta twitch and instead of whining yelling they just picked up their stuff and said, "Next time just lock the door." And left.


"Well today was a blow," Ta said after folding up the last shirt.

"Tell me about it this never happened before," Iruka said feeling tired. "Well at least the next time we go to any washateria we won't face the same problem."
"Hm, that's good to know."


Man this was the hardest chapter I written. After rewriting over and over again, I decide to leave it alone.