Hey, sorry I haven't been updating as much... Busy, busy, busy... Anywyas, I'll try to update a lot more often... And I'll just let you read the story

Disclaimer: I do not own the mouse.. Or Pirates... Wish I did...

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Finally Acting like a Pirate

"We're already on ye ship!!" Will gasped at what he said.

He said ye, right... no.. wait.. he did. Damn... Please don't notice, please don't notice... Will silently talked to Jack in his head. No such luck.

"So, yer finally acting like a pirate., words of wisdom from a long-time pirate such as meself. Try to say it right, yer, yer... yer, got it?" Jack smirked, curling one part of his lip onto another part, thus enhancing, the 'Sparrow Smile.' Will growled at him.

"Ye!! Argh... Whatever..." Will stopped himself before finishing, because he knew Jack would keep on calling him a pirate. "I am not acting like a pirate!!! JACK!!! Don't walk away from me!!!!" Will stormed after Jack into his cabin. Jack stubbed his toe on his desk as he was truning to face Will, "OII!!!!!!!!!" Jack grabbed his foot, and hopped on the other. Will snickered. When the pain in Jack's foot subsided he finally sat down in his chair.

"Ye know, I was kiddin' about the pirate thing..." Not really... Jack thought about what it'd be like if Will was a pirate. He shuddered...

Argh... Eunuch... Pirate... NOT a good mix... ha... probably wouldn't get all the girls that way! But then he has Lizzie... Ugh, Lizzie... Why'd I have to remind myself?? Eh... at least Savannah doesn't know.. wait... does she? Ugh... I have to tell her someday... ARGH! I need rum... Where is it?? Jack reached out for his bottle, noticing that it was empty. WHY IS THE RUM ALWAYS GONE!?!?!

Will was talking to him during his search for rum. "Jack? Where did you get this?" Will pointed to a string of beads with a sparrow at the bottom. Jack smiled, "Aye, I got that from me father when I was thirteen. I plan on giving it to Savannah today." Jack looked around the room, for any possible signs of rum.

Wonder if Will has any rum? Ask! No, don't... He hates it so why should he know where some is? Jack looked up to Will and noticed that he had just drunk a full bottle of rum. What the?! He hates rum... wait.. he has rum... wait, so he likes rum now.. ha... pirate. So, now, you just gotta steal some rum from 'em... How? That's easy! Knee him in the.. erm.. private place. Wait... he' a eunuch! Oh whatever, worth trying... Jack abruptly got up and kneed him in the private spot, then took his rum. Willlunged forward in pain.

"What did you do that for?!?!" Jack drank down some rum and smiled, "I wanted rum!Besides you have too much... And..." Jack, think, think Jack... You need it? Good enough... "And I need it! Unlike you, who usually doesn't like rum.. besides wouldn't Lizzie disapprove of this... habit? She does hate rum... besides, she already burned all me rum on the island!"

Ha, the island.. wait... what island was it? Ruller's? Runrummer's? Rum... Rum.. Rum what?? Rum.. Rum Runner's Island! That's the one!

Jack noticed that Will was staring at him, bewildered.

"Well, lets go... I'm sure that I should go back to... captaining.. and ye go do... whatever ye do while I'm being captain...