DW: I didn't make the mistake of last time when I said Duncan and Gwen. No this isn't going to be a d/g storyDuncan choked on his eggs and DJ gave him a big whack on the back. "You want me to steal a princess! A real live princess!?"

Disclamer: I don't own nada

Chris just sat back and let Duncan carry on, "Are you finished?"

"Yes I am but I still have one question? Why am I not going with Courtney?"

"I have a top secret mission in the Himalyas" Courtney answered. Gwen looked down the table at Duncan, "Hey what's wrong with me rookie?"

"Nothing it's just that I wanted a little time with princess" he said smirking at Courtney. She kicked him under the table and got up, "I'm going to go pack".

"We should too Duncan. Try and pack light okay. Meet me at the door in ten" Gwen got up as well and ran up the steps.

Everyone started to get up and ready for the days work. As Chris passed by Duncan he smirked at him, "You might wanna pack some meat dude. I lost a couple of interns in training there".

"Wait where is the place?" "Oh no where special just Russia". With that he walked off in his office with the maid.

Duncan headed down to the basement to collect his uniform. IN the basement he found three jets, a plane, thirteen motocycles, and six cars.

"Whoa do they have helicopter too?" "Yeah but it's in being rented right now" Gwen answered coming down the steps.

"We'll be taking the jet and paracuting into Russia. Then use our motorcycles to get to the palace" she said it like she'd been doing it everyday.

To Duncan it sounded like the most sickest and wildest thing you could do, not to mention total badass. He passed by the bikes taking in all of their artwork and designs.

Gwen's bike was midnight blue with the picture of a moon on the rear and black all over. There was one next to hers (besides Trent's) this one was black with a skull for a hood ornament. The skulls on the bike had flames coming off them and the word CRIMINAL was in flames also.

" Is this one mine?" he asked. Gwen rolled her eyes, "No the pink ones for you! Yes its yours!"

"This is better than the one I already had." "Yeah yeah are you done packing because we have to leave in five minutes".

"Five minutes! thats not even enough time to get back up to the room!"

"You should always have a bag packed to be ready to go! That's Agent rule number three!"

"I don't follow rules sweetheart. But now that I think about it... I didn't unpack yet so my duffel is still packed up".

"Well get your green-haired butt up those steps! Meet me in the jet".

Duncan took the stairs two at a time to his room, grabbed his duffel and started to sprint back. He was used to running since he ran from the cops a lot.

He almost ran into Courtney as she was pulling her bags out, "Watch it pig!"

"Sorry princess I'd love to stick around and make out but I got a mission to run off too".

"I wouldn't kiss you if you were the last person on earth!" she shouted after him.

Gwen was already sitting in the poilet's seat ready for take off when Duncan came running into the jet. "All systems go!" she said and put the baby into gear

"You can fly a jet?" Duncan asked her taking the seat next to her. She smiled, "I can fly a plane and helicopter too"

"It's so hot to see a girl take charge" Duncan said rubbing his hand on her arm. Gwen pulled back and laughed, "I have a boyfriend you know that! Anyway I thought you liked Courtney".

Duncan scoffed, "No way dude she's to prissy and bossy. Anyway how long have you been a agent?"

"for about two years. I met Trent actually on my first assignment".

"Where was it? Somewhere romantic I bet like Paris isn't that like the country of love?"

"City Duncan, city. No I met him in a war bunker underneath a world war two fighting zone next to a dead body".

"Nothing says I love you like a dead body. So what about this rival agency?"

"You mean the L.A. agents? About the same as ours except we steal thing to protect the people and he steals them out of greed".

"Any hot chicks over on that side?" Gwen laughed, "If you mean hot as in evil snotty sluts than yeah there's a few".

"So where is this princess we're supposed to go get?"

"In the Russian palace ofcourse. L.A. wants her to at randsom so the Russian ruler will give him the next clue to the world treasure".

"World treasure? Never heard of it".

"No one has except us and the ones who has the clues. Each item that we steal is an important clue to finding the treasure." She turned on the autopilot and unclicked her seatbelt.

"you should get changed we'll be dropping into Russian in about an hour" (a/n yeah I know that pretty fast but hey its a fanfic)

She handed him the uniform and his mask. "Keep this on at all times you're identity is your most valuable secret." She went into the bathroom and Duncan changed in the cockpit. When Gwen returned she saw that the warning lights came on

Beep Beep "In coming attack!""On no! We're under attack! Duncan grab those headset and call into to Chris".

Duncan did as he was told and radioed into Chris while Gwen swerve to avoid the missels.

"Chris dude this is Agent Criminal and Midnight blue do you copy?"

"Yeah I can see you. What's going on up there?"

"We're under attack man! Someone's shooting us down!"

"Don't worry just press the little red button on the.....

"Chris! CHRIS!"

"Hmmm this isn't Chris anymore agent Criminal"

"Who is it then and what happened to Chris?"

"I'm Lenard and you better watch the birdie".

Duncan looked out the window and saw a robotic bird and that was couting down to it's explosion time
Duncan pulled Gwen into the back of the jet and took out a paracute.

"We have to jump now!"

"But we're not even in Russia yet! Not even close!"

"Gwen! We have to jumpm now. That bird's going to explode in thirty seconds!"

Gwen attached the bigger paracute to her and his motocylce and opened the back door and they slide out into the air.

"Five, ....four...three....two....one!"

At the mansion"Duncan! Gwen! Can you read me?" Chris couldn't see the jet anymore on the map.

"Omigod the target was hit".

Everyone had croweded in Chris's office. Trent was crying and everone was near tears

Courtney looked up at the screen and watch the jet blow up again, "There goes another one just like Malone" and a tear slide down from her eyes

DW: So dramatic! Whats gonna happen? I dont know but tune in next time to this wonderful stupid story!

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DW