A/N: Once again, all stories in this series are written by Craftygirl and me (the characters belong to their creator).

WARNING!!! This story is much more violent than the others thus far (hence the title The Killing Spree). YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

It all started when Sakura kissed Naruto on the lips.

But don't get the wrong idea. Sakura just did it to get the attention of her precious Sasuke. Yeah, so it was pretty much just a desperate attempt to get him to notice her.

Oh, he noticed, alright. In fact, Sasuke was so envious and furious at Sakura and Naruto that he decided to grab the next girl that walked by him and kiss her.

And that girl just happened to be Hinata!

Hinata was so shocked that she slapped Sasuke. "Hey, stupid! What d'ya think you're doing?!"

Although Sasuke was well-aware that Hinata was the only girl in the entire village who didn't like him, he was shocked at Hinata's reaction. He glared at her. "You're not supposed to say that. Get with the program, alright?"

"The program?! You're outta your mind! I only love—" she paused when she noticed that Naruto and Sakura were still watching them. Well, she really didn't care if Sakura was watching. But Naruto…

Abruptly, an idea began to form in her mind…

"…I only love you, Sasuke!" Hinata gushed, clinging onto Sasuke's arm. "I've always loved you, Sasuke!" She then kissed him again.

Of course, Naruto and Sakura saw the whole thing, but Sakura tried her best to contain herself. But then a minute passed and they still hadn't broken away yet. Naruto glanced at Sakura. "Wow! I think that's a world record! We should kiss that long!" He closed his eyes and puckered up, but Sakura only broke his nose. "I'll never kiss you again, DEMON FOX!" She then charged at Hinata. "Kiss my a, you slut!"

Sakura was known as the hardest hitter—especially when she was mad. But Hinata wasn't dubbed The Pwning Princess for nothing.

And besides…

Her 'Naruto-kun' just got hurt.

Dodging Sakura's first attempt, Hinata activated her "Byakugan!"

But that took too much precious time.

And Sakura was not one to waste time, so…

WHAM!!!!

Yeah, that was Sakura's fist colliding with Hinata's face.

Hinata's poor little Byakugan eyes popped out of their sockets. Yep, that's Sakura's super-strength for you.

Hinata fell to her knees, searching the floor for her eyeballs. "My eyes! My eyes! C-can't see! I'm…BLIND!"

Sakura just sneered to herself. "Heh. You better believe it, ya lil' nothing! I'm gonna wipe the floor with your face!" She hovered over Hinata. "Ya know, Neji was right about you. You're pathetic!"

But then that was when Hinata suddenly tripped Sakura, causing her to fall flat on her back. "Don't you DARE mock me, you no-talent!"

"Hmm… two girls fighting over me…" Sasuke said to himself, then smiled. "Me like…"

"Gentle Fist!" Hinata exclaimed when Sakura was still trying to get up.

Aiming for her heart.

Unfortunately, Lee popped outta nowhere! It was his Sakura-chan radar. He sensed she was in danger, and therefore supersonically arrived just in time.

"Sakura-chan!" he cried.

Just in time to get his heart jabbed by Hinata's Gentle First.

Full force, yeah.

But even the Lee-ster couldn't withstand a blow to the heart, so he died, but before he did, he used the last ounce of his strength to strangle Hinata to death. So they both died together.

And that was when Neji appeared. "Konnichiwa!"

Everyone stared at Neji in shock.

Sasuke kicked Neji into the ground. "This is no time for greetings. Two shinobis just died… or did you notice?"

"You mean my no-talent teammate and that useless cousin of mine? I'm glad they're dead," Neji replied after pulling his head out of the ground. "Now, Gai-sensei can give me the training I deserve. Isn't that right, TenTen?"

These shinobis just keep popping up outta nowhere, don't they?

Like TenTen, for instance. Cartwheeling into view, she cheered, "Neji, Neji, he's the best. He's better than all the rest! Gooooo NEJI!!!"

It was then that Naruto finally recovered from Sakura's fatal punch. As his nose was bleeding everywhere, he caught sight of Hinata's idle body, face-down on the ground. "Hey, Hinata! What happened? Are you alright?"

"Excuse me, but your Hinata just killed Lee and tried to kill me!" Sakura exclaimed fiercely.

"What are you talking about, Sakura? Hinata would never do such a thing!" Naruto then ran over to Hinata, and slowly turned her over…only to lay eyes on her empty eye sockets!

"HINATA!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYES?!" Naruto was so freaked out that he fainted.

Now that Naruto was out of the way, Sasuke walked over to Sakura. "Hey, let's kill Neji and Tenten right now," he whispered.

"But why?" Sakura asked in alarm.

"'Cause they're annoying."

Sakura was about to disagree, when her inner self spoke: "You almost killed one person, and you're refusing to kill more?! What the freak is WRONG with you?"

"Well, I only almost killed Hinata because she was kissing my Sasuke-kun. But Neji and TenTen—"

"But isn't that TenTen over there kissing your Sasuke-kun?"

"WHAT???!!!" Sakura screeched out loud, and she knew that her inner self was right when she saw TenTen giving her Sasuke-kun a peek in the cheek!

Neji was shocked, too. "TenTen! I thought you only have the hots for me!"

"But Sasuke is hot, too," TenTen revealed before putting her arms around Sasuke. "After Neji and I go out, you wanna go out with me?"

Neji glared at her. "Tenten, you are such a player…and that's why…"

He suddenly burst out in tears. "THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA CRY!!! WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

Tenten glanced at her ex in disgust. "And that's why, you're in every way, NOT PERFECT, Neji!" she hollered.

But then was suddenly interrupted by a sharp punch in the jaw, sending her flying to the moon (literally).

Both Sasuke and Neji stared at Sakura in shock.

"No one—and I mean NO ONE—ever lays hands on my Sasuke!" Sakura proclaimed.

Neji then bolted in the opposite direction. "That's it! I'm getting outta here! MOMMY!!"

Watching Neji's pathetic behavior, Sakura turned to Sasuke and said, "You're right. Neji's annoying. Let's kill him."

"I'm glad you agree," Sasuke responded with a smile before they both leapt onto Neji simultaneously and—together—ripped all of his organs out.

After the brutal murder of Neji, Sasuke was bored. "Now what?"

But Sakura—getting a taste of blood—literally—loved this. "Let's go and kill more people."

Looking at her with a raised eyebrow, Sasuke commented, "I'm surprised, Sakura. You've really changed." From that annoying pitiful girl… to a strong and fearful female. …I'm so proud of you, my Sakura-chan.

"For the better, I hope," Sakura replied.

Sasuke: "Definitely."

Then, they shared a passionate kiss before Sakura said, "Now, who's first on your hit list?"

"Let's kill Naruto," Sasuke stated, narrowing his eyes at the unconscious body next to Hinata's dead one. "Now is the best time…since he's unconscious and all."

Sakura thought for a moment. "But that's no fun. He won't be able to fight back. It'll be too easy."

"We'll just wake him up, then," Sasuke said with a shrug.

"Okay."

And so Sakura nailed Naruto with another punch in his already-broken nose. Of course, he woke up instantly. "Hey! Sakura, what was that all about!" He then noticed that both she and Sasuke were mere inches away from him. "And…why are you guys so close to me? I don't mind you, Sakura…but Sasuke? Back off, will ya! Hello! Haven't you heard of personal space?!"

But before Naruto could say another word, his organs were ripped out, too.

"That was fun!" Sasuke complimented cheerfully. "And I always wanted to kill Naruto. He was the most annoying person in the world."

"Agreed," Sakura said before she looked at all the dead bodies and said to her Sasuke-kun, "We can't leave these dead bodies around, and with all of their blood on us, we'd be the first suspects."

"Let's get rid of the bodies by burying them," Sasuke suggested.

"And what will we do if someone finds us doing it?"

Before Sasuke could answer his Sakura-chan's question, Chouji suddenly appeared, rolling—literally—into the scene!

"Oh no!" Sasuke freaked as Chouji began shrinking down to normal size, "We've been caught!"

Taking out a kunai, Sakura determinedly stated, "Not if we stop him first," and then, before Chouji could completely get back to normal size, Sakura stabbed Chouji!

Eyes opening wide, Chouji cried out, "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" as his rapidly deflating body aimlessly spiraled into the air like a deflating whoopee-cushion!

So he died, a hose of blood pouring from the hole in his stomach. And then came Shikamaru…who was looking for his best buddy who he was playing tag with.

"Hey, have you guys seen Chouji?" he asked.

Sakura quickly hid the kunai knife behind her back. "Um, no. What does he look like?"

"Well, he was just rolling around just now like a giant meatball… Kind of hard to miss," Shikamaru remarked.

"No, haven't seen anything like that around here," Sasuke answered, "Not in a million years."

"Oh, okay," Shikamaru said with a shrug. "But what a drag. That means I'll have to go look for him." He glanced down at the ground. "Hey, what's all this blood on the floor?" He then glanced up, and saw that Sasuke and Sakura were now mere inches from his face.

"What? Do you guys wanna play tag, too?" He tapped Sakura on the shoulder. "Okay! You're it! And no tag-backs!" He turned the other direction, but then saw that Sakura wasn't chasing after him. "Hey! What's the deal? Don't you know how to play?"

"How 'bout we play something else?" Sakura asked, an evil grin on her face. "Ever heard of 'Kill Shikamaru'?"

Shikamaru shook his head. "No. Never. What's that game?"

But he didn't even need an answer…before he knew what it was.

"Demon Wind Shuriken!" Sasuke said, slicing Shikamaru in half, and then Sakura finished him off when she put exploding tags all over the two little pieces.

BOOM!!!

Of course, this explosion was heard by most of Konoha. Kakashi—the closest one to the detonation—decided to check it out.

…It seems that my students are on a killing spree… I'm so proud of them; they've finally realized the true way of being a shinobi!

And Sasuke and Sakura almost immediately spotted their sensei.

"Kakashi-sensei," they both greeted.

"What brings you here?" Sakura asked.

"Just seeing how my students are doing, and it seems that you two are exceeding the shinobi expectations," Kakashi replied proudly.

Sasuke, worried about Kakashi bluffing, and going to turn them in—even though he was being quite sincere—hastily sliced off Kakashi's head!

Sakura gasped. "What did you do that for?!"

"Don't be so naïve. Kakashi was just bluffing, and was going to turn us in the moment he left us."

Seeing Kakashi's decapitated yet still proud smile on his face, Sakura glared at Sasuke and scolded, "And you shouldn't be so paranoid. He was praising us on a job well done!"

"Yeah, right," Sasuke sarcastically said.

Glaring heatedly at Sasuke, Sakura asked, "Do I have to kill you, too?"

"…If you really want to, then yes. I wouldn't mind fighting you and seeing how you've progressed. Besides, defeating you won't really be much of a challenge, anyways."

"That's it Sasuke, you're going down!"

But then Gaara suddenly came, and Sasuke and Sakura forgot all about their little argument.

"Hey, forget about us challenging each other," Sakura said, "Wouldn't it be much for fun to kill the sand brat? He suffers from insomnia, right? So we'd just be putting him out of his misery!"

"Okay! But how should we kill him?" Sasuke asked.

"You hogged all the fun in killing Kakashi just now, so let me handle this one," Sakura insisted.

She then charged at Gaara and threw a punch at his face. Of course, his sand shield automatically came to his defense, but that was when Sakura's fist penetrated the sand, just barely away from Gaara's face!

Gaara gasped in horror. "What?! But that's not possible! Nothing can penetrate my sand!"

"Wanna bet?" Sakura asked him, and then kicked him hard…

In the one area where it hurts, yeah!

"OHH!" Gaara reeled over in pain, clutching his Manly Area. But it didn't stop there. Sakura then proceeded to punch his head, which immediately broke off from his body and went flying towards the unsuspecting Temari and Kankuro.

They both flinched, but none of them shrieked from the death of their poor baby brother or anything.

This surprised Sakura. "Don't you want to avenge his death?"

"No," they both responded, and Temari explained, "Gaara was always threatening to kill us, and so we never really liked him."

"In fact, we hated him," Kankuro added.

Temari continued. "But we couldn't kill him ourselves, as he knows our attacks too well—being our sibling, you know? So, actually, you guys killing him has done us a big favor. Arigato."

"You're welcome," Sakura said, but once again, Sasuke was suspicious of their true feelings towards them and Gaara.

So what did he do?

You guessed it! He burned Kankuro up with his "Dragon Flame Jutsu!"

"Hey!" Temari snapped. "I may not like Gaara, but I loved Kankuro! We were going to get married!"

"You want to marry your own brother?!" Sakura exclaimed, in which Sasuke added, "Now that's just sick…"

"You'll pay for that, you Uchiha," Temari threatened fiercely, "Starting with me killing your girlfriend! Wind Scythe Jutsu!"

"NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!"

Slice! Slice! Slice!

"IIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Sakura shrieked when her Sasuke-kun's now-three-part body fell all around her.

"You're not getting away with this! I'm gonna kick your a!" Sakura then punched the ground so hard that it created a huge split in the floor, causing an unsuspecting Temari to plunge down to the Earth's core…and too bad she couldn't have taken her fan with her!

She then walked over to Sasuke's sliced-up body, and knelt down next to him. "Oh, Sasuke!" she wept, crying over his dead body.

"Even in the bitter end, you couldn't realize that the heavens would never have smiled down on you [quoted from Book 10, Kishimoto" said a voice from behind her. "You bloody murderer! You don't deserve to live!"

Slash! Sakura's head rolled off her body, and was then caught under the foot of…

INO! "Heh," she smirked, "Looks like I win, Forehead."

"Muhahahahahahahahaha!!"

A/N: While the story was basically about violence and murder, we wrote it like this only for the humor (and randomness, of course), so just because it technically suggests that violence and murder solves all problems, PLEASE DON'T take us seriously. Anyways, whether you like it or not, whether you want to praise Craftygirl and me or give us constructive criticism... PLEASE R&R.

PS Craftygirl and I need some fresh new ideas on more Naruto randomness, so if you readers have any ideas, PLEASE tell us.