A/N: This fanfic is actually written by three people this time: me, Craftygirl (as usual), and my brother (no pen name yet, but he will... once I make him join heh-heh).

Plus, when I'd realized that some Naruto characters were barely main characters (you'll have to read on to see who), I began this fanfic because I wanted a fanfic where the lesser-used characters were main characters.

And I apologize for its shortness, but Craftygirl and I didn't really like the characters-or the plot-as much.

But it's still fun to read, and you're probably tired of reading this author's note (or did you just skip it?), so I'll just stop now and let you enjoy the fanfic.

A day like no other.

Bright, sunny, and warm.

"The perfect weather… Kiba thought with an impish grin, standing on the railing of his balcony, before he added, "to train!"

With that in mind, he elastically leapt off the railing, bellowing one of his favorite sayings: "YA-HOOO!!!"

SQUISH!!!

In his enthusiasm, when he'd landed—like a cat—on the ground, Kiba didn't notice the horrendous crime he'd committed.

He'd squashed a bug.

Kiba instantly examined the bug he'd just squashed! It was a beetle—a large beetle! ¡Aye, dios mio! Shino's gonna kill me if he finds out! He cradled the bug in his arms. What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?!

"Hey! Kiba!"

Kiba forced himself to turn his head.

It was Shino.

I can't let him know what I did! I've gotta…gotta think of something quick! Kiba then went up to Shino and gave him a pat on the back. "Hey, my homie! How's it going, dawg?"

Unfortunately for Kiba, he had accidentally slapped the dead—and now flat—beetle onto the back of Shino's jacket in the process.

Kiba, after he did that, ran away, far away out of Konoha.

Shino instantly figured out that something had happened to one of his bugs, and so he sent out all his bugs after Kiba, the one who killed the bug.

Covering the skies, the bugs flew to Kiba.

While this happened, all of Konoha noticed the bug-filled sky.

And freaked, and why wouldn't they?

Teuchi: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

Moegi: "It's the end of the world!!!"

Rock Lee: "The apocalypse is upon us!!!"

Idate: "Judgment day is at hand!"

Sasuke: "…I think I just peed my pants…"

Meanwhile, Udon, the Hokage at this time, hid under his desk, shivering in terror.

"Hokage! What should we do?!" one ANBU urgently asked.

"I don't know!" Udon cried, tears streaming down his eyes as his runny nose went out of control and formed a pool on the floor. He glanced out the window and saw the influx of bugs flying his way.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" He then ran outside and jumped down from the veranda, plunging five feet down into the ground…

Too bad he didn't work well on his landing skills.

His face flattened at the moment.

Then, he asked all his ANBU to protect him as the bugs flew closer and closer.

The ANBU listened as if like slaves and protected him.

Kunai out, the ANBU surrounded Udon like a pack of wild dogs.

Meanwhile…

"YOU ARE MINE!!!!!" Shino bellowed furiously before he made his bugs all slammed down on Kiba!

WHAM!!!!!

But—somehow—Kiba survived!

"…W-what? B-but… how?!" Kiba asked himself.

Shino was stunned as well, as his mouth was open as wide as a snake can open its own mouth.

Unfortunately, Kiba being alive was at the cost of someone else's…

Blood spattered everywhere, and the bugs swarmed all over the body that died on-impact. Kiba's eyes widened in horror.

It was Akamaru.

Kiba saw his best friend dead on the ground-tongue sticking out.

Kiba shed tears, lots of tears.

Although Shino didn't care—he was still mad that he missed his target: Kiba.

"No one else to protect you," Shino said as he sent out more bugs after Kiba.

Kiba was about to say that one bite or sting from any bug that Shino sent after him would kill him in less than five minutes, as he was fatally allergic to all bugs.

But… seeing his beyond-bloody, beyond-recognition Akamaru… Kiba's eyes turned blood red, and he started swiftly transforming: growing sharp claws, sharp teeth, and growing hairy beyond recognition.

Yup, Kiba was transforming to his ultimate form: a werewolf!

"I'M GONNA EAT YOU UP!" Kiba roared.

Shino's eyes shrank down to little dots, and his sunglasses fell off from his ears. "Uh-oh," he squeaked.

Kiba then pounced on Shino. In a last-ditch effort to shield himself, Shino commanded his bugs to swarm Kiba, but even his bugs were too afraid of Kiba's new state. So, they fled, because they were oh-so loyal to him, thus leaving Shino wide open to attack.

"My bugs! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Shino died. He was very dead; yup dead, dead, dead, dead, dead as a rock. And so the newly Kiba was a powerful werewolf.

Looking for more blood to satisfy his hunger, he went to Konoha and the first victim was one that he disliked.

And this person just happened to be Hokage Udon!

Immediately, his ANBU scattered like Shino's bugs when Shino was in his time of need.

Not much loyalty here, is there?

"ANBU! COME BACK HERE!!" Udon shouted. "Your Hokage needs you!"

No reply.

Kiba smirked gleefully, showing off his chompers. "You're a sucky Hokage, Udon—I mean, what kind of name is Udon, anyways?"

Sniffing—this time more than usual, as he was near tears, Udon fearfully asked, "W-what a-a-are y-you go-going to d-do to me?!"

"Didn't you ever read what happened to Little Red Riding Hood and her grandma?"

"…They lived?"

"No… they get eaten up!"

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Unexpectedly, a new voice entered the fold: "Not in my lifetime."

It was Akamaru's ghost—in the flesh.

The fierce expression on Kiba's face instantly disappeared. "A-Akamaru? H-How? You're talking!"

"Of course I'm talking, you idiot!" Akamaru snapped, "But that's not the point! I'm disappointed in you, Kiba; you let me die! How could you?!"

Kiba didn't know what to say (especially now that his dog was scolding him). "Er…I'm sorry…?" he offered feebly.

"And how could you avenge my death by trying to kill the Hokage?" Akamaru scolded.

"Y-Yeah! Listen to the mutt—!" Udon piped up.

"I'm no mutt! Be quiet, you imbecile!" Akamaru barked.

And now Akamaru was bossing around Kiba the werewolf: "First kill the stupid little boy who called me a mutt."

Udon filled with fright and stared at Kiba. Now Udon saw his life pass by and his last few minutes of living in this world as Kiba began to attack.

But instead of attacking Udon… he attacked the ghost! Of course, Kiba went right through his former friend, but still, the unexpected assault shocked both Udon and Akamaru especially.

"Why are you—?" Akamaru began, perplexed, yet Kiba sharply interrupted, "It's because you're not my friend anymore. First, my friend wouldn't talk. Second, my friend wouldn't act so snobbish. Third of all, my friend isn't a ghost! Fourth of all, you sacrificed yourself for me! I had nothing to do with your death! You were the idiot! And fifth of all… my friend wouldn't be so bossy!"

Akamaru growled in fury. "Why… you… ungrateful BOY!"

"WEREWOLF now!" Kiba roared back in equal anger.

"Oh yeah? I can transform, too!"

"Darn! I forgot about that…"

Yup. The only one that can equal Kiba's werewolf form was Akamaru's own transformed form.

And, forgotten, Udon began sneaking away.

"Ninja art of human mimicry!" Akamaru cried. Instantly, he turned into another Kiba! "Now let's settle this once and for all!"

"You're a foolish mutt, Akamaru," Kiba teased. "Why'd you even bother turning into the old me? You don't stand a chance against me now!" He then lunged for Akamaru…only to go through him again.

Kiba landed flat on his face. "Hey! What gives?!" he demanded furiously.

"I'm a ghost, remember? No matter what you do, you won't be able to touch me," Akamaru informed him haughtily.

"But you won't be able to touch me, either!" Kiba reminded him. "Man! What kind of lame fight is this?"

"Akamaru, this is stupid. Wanna be friends again?"

"Sure, why not?"

"Let's kill Udon before he gets away." So they turned on Udon and lunged at him.

Akamaru went for the head.

Nothing happened.

"Akamaru, you can't hurt people physically, I told you that before, Akamaru."

"Shut up and just kill."

Kiba then killed Udon by pulling off his legs, arms, and head.

"…Now what?" Kiba asked Akamaru, which made Akamaru sigh and reply, "You're so lost without me."

"Shaddup," glared Kiba.

Akamaru was silent for a few seconds before he stated, "Become Hokage."

Kiba stared at Akamaru in bewilderment. "Become… Hokage?"

"Come to think of it…nah, I should become Hokage!" Akamaru decided.

"What? How could you become Hokage?" Kiba asked incredulously. "You're a ghost!"

A wicked grin passed Akamaru's face. "And what's wrong with that?"

The next thing Kiba knew was that he was possessed by Akamaru! "MUHAHAHAHA!! Now I shall rule!"

And so, Akamaru—in Kiba's werewolf body—become the new Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village.

That is…until a bee stung him one day, and ended his life.

Oh well, if only Akamaru had known that Kiba was fatally allergic to all bugs!