DW: So I said that I wouldn't update this for a while but I lied (sorry you guys know I hate lying)

but I'm bored so...here you go. I hope that this doesn't completely sucks ass(excuse my french)

Disclamer: Nothing belongs to me!!

"How much longer do we have to walk Duncan!" Sadie complained leaning agasint a tree. Duncan sighed for the upteeth time. "Look Sadie, it's not that far we've only been walking for ten minutes! You need the exercise anyway" he mumbled the last part but she heard him anyway. Sadie placed her hands on her hip, "What you got something agaisn't the overweight?" she asked.

"No I just think that you would be able to handle this hill better if you were in better shape. That's it". Sadie sighed, "You're right, I've really let myself go since that accident" she cried and sat on a rock nearby. Duncan leaned up on another tree and gave her a questioning look. "What accident?"

"I used to be as skinny as Katie, but I met this guy who was into big girls, and I really liked him. So I started to eat a lot to gain weight so he would notice me. I went from a size four to a size fourteen! Then it comes out that he was only into big girls that had pretty accents. so I took classes to try and gain an accent. So when I finally asked him out, he took me to a party. There were a lot of frat boys there and they wanted to play a game with me. It was called spin the pig, and I had to play the pig!"

She was crying and Duncan actually felt sorry for her. Sadie wiped the tears away and continued, "They wanted to take turns making out with me and putting apples into my mouth. I was so lucky that Katie came in when she did because if she hadn't I don't want to think what could have happened. So it was an accident that all happened".

Duncan came over and sat next to her. "Sadie that was a sad story an all but you really are stupid".

Sadie gasped and began to cry again, "What is your problem Duncan can't you see that accident hurt me so much!"

"Well yeah but you didn't have to change your whole personality and style. There are plenty of guys out there that would love you for who you are, besides you don't need some jerk ass who didn't even like you taking you for granted. I've got a guy who really likes big, pigtails, squealing, girls". He nudged Sadie in the arm playfully.

Sadie gave him a small smile and stood up giving Duncan a big hug. "Thanks Duncan you know you're not so tough". Duncan pushed Sadie off roughly and lowered his voice to a growl, "I'm not soft! Don't tell anyone about this or I won't introduce you to my friend, got it?" Sadie laughed, "Got it."

They traveled all the way to the bottom of the hill to a small house. There wasn't any door so they walked right on in, spotting a Japanese woman writing in the dark. She glanced up to meet her greeters, "Hello are you friend or foe?" she asked meekly. "Um friends I guess" Sadie said coming closer. "Hi I'm Sadie and this Duncan, we're agents and are here to help you with your problem".

The woman stood up, "As you wish, I am Murasaki Shikibu the first writer of the worlds first novel". Duncan looked around, "Isn't it kinda of hard to write without any light?"

Muraski sighed, "I was finished writing The Tale Of Genji but a Japanse woman stole my first and only copy along with my light, and now I can't see without the moon light".

Sadie and Duncan glanced at each other and Sadie took out the communicator to radio into Noah.

"Uh Noah, we're here in Muraski's house and she says that she can only write by moon light how is that possbile?"

"You brain dead idoits you're in 1015 the light bulb isn't invented yet! Use the moon light and make it bounce off the mirrors to her house".

"Thanks dweeb" Duncan hung up the phone and turned back to Muraski. "Uh Muraski how does the moon usual come to your house?" he asked. Muraski pointed to a mirror next to her, "Please go to the other houses and ask if you can turn their mirrors so their light will bounce back in my house". They started to walk out but the sound of Muraski's voice stopped them.

"Friends you cannot go out there like that! Please change in some of my kimonos in my closet". She pointed to a small enclosed closet with coloful kimonons on the self. Sadie dresses in a light pink kimono and Duncan grabbed a dark green one with wooden sandals. Sadie couldn't help but notice Duncan's lean muscular body. She started to fan herself, "Oh Duncan did you have to change in front of me! Now I'm all sweaty".

Duncan raised an eyebrow, "You sweat when a guy takes his shirt off?Man you really need to find a guy. Come on let's get this over with."

"I wonder how Courtney and Trent are doing?"

"Come on quit being such a girl!" Courtney yelled at the skinny little man out on the rocks. "Hey hey ease up on the guy! I'm sure the water is freezing" Trent tried to reason with her. Courtney tapped her foot impatiently, "Well there are rocks out there he could just step on the rocks!"

"They might be slippery" the man cried. Courtney threw him a dirty look, "We need you for the Thing, is there anything you I could do to make you come out?"

The old man looked suggestively at Courtney's chest, "A little peep wouldn't hurt". Trent restrained Courtney from throwing a big rock at him, he instead pushed her near a tree. "Wait here and I'll get him to come over". Courtney huffed but sat down on the grass. Trent went back over to the man.

"Hey dude look, I know you don't wanna miss the Thing, is there anything I can get you besides Courtney's boobs that would want?" The man thought a moment before pointing to the tree Courtney was sitting under. Trent sighed and put his hand on his forehead, "I said anything but Courtney!"

"No, no I want the grapes that are hanging from the tree please". Trent climbed up to get the grapes and dropped some on the rocks that the man was on. He happily bounced over and retrieved the grapes eating the juicy grapes joyfully. "Thank you now I can go to the Thing. We better hurry before Leif gets mad".

They walked back to the beach shore where the other two vikings plus Leif were waiting. "About time you got here!" Leif said. "Now look we're going to take a vote on going back to Vinland or staying here. All those in favor of going back to beautiful Vinland raise your hand". The blacksmith and Leif raised their hands.

"Now all those in favor of staying raise your cowardly mits and show that this Thing is not rigged". The woodsmen and commoner raised their hands sheepishly. "Dammit we have a tie!" Lief paced back and forth mumbling to himself. Trent cleared his throat, "Um perhaps We could help settle this tie".

Leif glanced at Trent and started to laugh, "I'm sorry friends but girls aren't allowed in the Thing. Only you could vote, now what should we do? Go back to Vinland or stay here?"

Courtney pulled Trent off to the side, "Trent the vikings have to return to Vinland! It's in the history books and if we go out to see we can find Beth on that stolen ship out there". Trent agreed and went back over to the group, "I say we go back to Vinland and pretend you never found this place".

"Agreed. Let's load the boats and head back".

Since you guys know how lazy I can be sometime I'm going to do you and myself a favor by skipping the rest of their boring little trip and let them go back to the future. Chris is about to assign the new partners for the new cases and Courtney gets a little surprise.


"Alright you two couples managed to get things back in order and bring back two criminals." Chris swung around in his swivel chair. "I've decided to change the teams and send you off to some fimilar places."

Trent and Bridgette

DJ and Gwen

Harold and Geoff

Leshawna and Noah

Katie and Sadie

Duncan and Courtney and Malone.

"First ones to leave tomorrow morning will be Courtney, Duncan, and Malone. Oh and here the best catch! I'm sending you to England in 2006 on June 12. Ring any bells Court?"

Everyone gasped and looked at Courtney, she looked shyly at Malone who gave her a grim look. Duncan leaned over to Courtney, "What happened on that day?"

Courtney was rocking back and forth,

"That was the day Malone got killed".

I hope that little helped for this sucky ass chapter but it was only a filler. For the next chapters or so I'll be using the wonderful ideas that came from some of my best reviewers.

E-D-Songy-12

Sk8tinpiro21

I have to think about a way to inculde their ideas together, so it may take awhile. In the meantime I will probably update Sky High again sometime in the week, so be on the look out for that.

Oh and PS in case you didn't know Sky High was updated I think yesterday so if you haven't read it I suggest you do because it was a long one!

Peace and Love

DW