Disclaimer: Hey, I don't own Twilight, or Shakira, or Hips Don't Lie. Also, I decided to call off the last two songs, and just do this one.
"Hey Bella, want to do karaoke?" Alice asked me. I nodded eagerly, this would be fun! Oh man, I must have been really hyper if I thought this would be fun. Soon, Alice and Rosalie had set up a small stage, and the karaoke station. I easily climbed up on stage, and selected my song. Then, I placed it on pause, and told Alice my plan.
Alice squealed, grabbed Rosalie, and brought us upstairs, Rosalie towing Emmett. Rosalie got to work on Emmett, and Alice worked on me. She dressed me in a blue belly dancer's bra, a sheer blue skirt, a matching blue thong, and she easily painted my toenails a deep blue. My arms were slipped into the puffy sleeve-things, and my hair was brushed out, curled, and then the scarf put on top, topping off the outfit. My make-up was done smoky, in silver and blue colors. Now, to see Emmett.
"Thanks for choosing me to be your partner, Bella!" This came from Emmett, my 'genie' and voice to the male parts. Emmett was dressed in blue silk pants, a small blue vest with silver trim, silver shoes with pointy tips, and blue 'genie' hat. "He wanted a lamp" Rosalie muttered, shaking her head as Emmett grinned. "You know you love it" he replied.
We walked downstairs, and slipped behind the curtain before anyone could see us. Alice and Rosalie were blocking their minds, Rosalie was thinking of 'times' with Emmett, and Alice was singing "Pon De Replay" in her head. Soon, the living room went dark; smoke billowed out onto the stage, and blue and white strobe whites flashed. Here we go! I must be really sugar high…or insane.
Emmett :
Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the
refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting
Shakira, Shakira
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She
makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita
(si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira
Me: Oh
baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise
and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
And I'm on
tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel
it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby,
this is perfection
Emmett :
Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And
I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing
And when
you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you
move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you
right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it
I never
really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to
speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si,
Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira
Me: Oh
baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise
and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
And I'm
on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel
you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es
perfecto
Soon, I started to belly dance. I had taken classes with Renee for fun, and I was amazed I still remembered. Alice and Rosalie were in awe.
Oh I know
I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's
right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this
is perfection
Emmett : Shakira, Shakira
Me: Oh
boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't,
don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My
will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I
am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard
to explain
Starting with
this verse, I moved up to Edward and started to do the more sensual
moves. His mouth dropped a bit, and his eyes followed my every move.
I was glad he was enjoying it.
Emmett :
Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día
Me and
Emmett : Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día
Emmett :
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man
want to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa
(si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira
Me: Oh
baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So
be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
Emmett :
Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from
Colombia
Me: Mira
en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!
Emmett : Mira en
Barranquilla se baila así
Yeah
She's
so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees
from a 3rd world country
I go back like when 'pac carried crates
for Humpty Humpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Emmett and Me: Why
the CIA wanna watch us?
Emmett : Colombians and Haitians
I
ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch
ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats
Me: I'm
on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you
boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto
Oh, you
know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to
feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is
perfection
Emmett
: No fighting
No fighting
With that, I finished. They clapped, and Edward swept me into his arms. I was finally off my sugar high, and realizing what I just did, my cheeks turned red.