Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy 7 or Sesame Street!
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Reno's Life: Chp 15
Rufus was peacefully sitting at his desk, writing a letter, when suddenly, Reno runs into his office.
"Hi, sir! It sure is a hot day today, huh?"
Rufus did not answer. Instead, he continued writing.
"Oh. You're writing a letter. I won't bother you"
No response.
"I said 'I WON'T BOTHER YOU'!"
Rufus looked up, sighed, and continued writing.
"I'll just get the electric fan and turn it on, yo"
Reno walked over to the closet, pulled out an electric fan and turned it on.
"Wow. So much better, right Rufus?"
No response.
"Well, if some cool air feels good, I bet more feels even better, yo"
Reno turned the fan a little higher and smirked.
"Wow! The more the fan blows, the cooler I feel! I bet if I turn it all the way, I'll feel great, yo!"
The red-headed Turk turned the fan to it's highest setting and things blew everywhere. Rufus' papers flew off his desk and the president himself had to hold onto his seat to avoid getting thrown across the room.
"Reno, turn it off!", Rufus shouted.
"What?"
"TURN IT OFF!"
"WHAT?"
"TURN THE DARN THING OFF!"
"TURN WHAT OFF?"
"THE FAN! THE FAN! TURN IT OFF!"
"Oh! Okay, yo!"
Reno turned the fan off and everything settled down.
"Reno?"
"Yes, sir?"
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS! I'VE BEEN SITTING OVER THERE, TRYING TO WRITE A LETTER, AND ALL YOU DO IS BOTHER ME WITH THAT FAN! I AM SO HOT AND BOTHERED!"
"Hot and bothered, sir?"
"YES! HOT AND BOTHERED!"
"Well, I have just the thing for someone who's hot and bothered, yo"
"What is it?"
"Cool air!"
"Reno, no!"
Reno turned the fan to it's maximum speed again and everything flew into the air, including the president.
Reno really liked to bother Rufus.
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A/N: I really like Bert and Ernie! Thankies to them for the idea! Please review!