Disclaimer: I do not own FF7. And big hug to Laili the Turk for the idea for this fic! Thankies!
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Reno's Life: Chp 16
"Reno, get down from there!"
"Never, yo!"
"You're being ridiculous!"
"Am I, 'Lena? Am I!"
"Yes, you are!"
"I'm not leaving until you accept our love!"
"Reno, it's not love. Its an obsession. Now get down from there!"
"I'll jump if you don't!"
"Reno, you're not going to jump"
"Yes I am, 'Lena!"
"You're being such a baby, you know that?"
"Why do you not see how much I love-"
"Because you're messy and you leave stains everywhere! And don't get me started on the smell!"
"That's it. I'm jumping"
"You're not jumping, Reno. We're on the 70th floor"
The frightened crowd of nosey ShinRa employees gasped as the red-headed Turk placed his left foot on the window ledge and opened the window wide enough to squeeze through.
"Reno, don't!"
BANG!
Everyone stared silently as the milky brown liquid splashed onto the ground from the small white box in Reno's right hand.
"That is quite enough of that", Rufus said. "Everyone, get back to work".
The blonde president lowered his shotgun and walked back to his office. Reno collapsed onto his knees and started to cry.
"NO! MY CHOCOLATE MILK!"
Reno loves chocolate milk.
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