Disclaimer: I do not own FF7.
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Reno's Life: Chp 17
Ring.
Ring.
"Hello. City morgue!"
"Where's mother?"
"Oh. It's you, yo"
"Answer me! Where is mother? We know you have her!"
"Sorry, don't know"
Click.
Ring.
Ring.
"Rufus' Bar and Grill! You kill it, we grill it! How may I help you?"
"Where is mother!"
"I told you, I don't know, yo!"
Click.
Ring.
Ring.
"You've reached 'The Lifestream'. How can I help you?"
"Where…is…MOTHER!"
Click.
Ring.
Ring.
"Look you,-"
"Hello! You have been chosen for an all expenses paid trip to the Great Glacier!"
"Really, yo?"
"Yes! You're a winner!"
"Wow! This is great!"
"Congratulations! All you have to do is tell us where you hid Mother and-"
Click.
Reno sighed. Mother's day was always the busiest day at ShinRa.
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A/N: A late Mother's Day chapter... Enjoy!