Disclaimer: I do not own FF7!
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Reno's Life: Chp 18
"Thanks for coming with me, Reno", Elena said as she walked through the toy aisle of a large department store. "I just don't know what to get my niece as a birthday gift!"
Reno smirked. Maybe if I could get onto her good side, she would go out with me! he thought.
"It's no problem at all, 'Lena!", he said. "I'm happy to help, yo!".
After swiftly scanning the shelves, Elena picked up a cute little bird puppet.
"How's this?", she asked Reno.
Reno took the puppet from Elena, put it on his hand, and made it squeak.
"It squeaks! How cute!", Elena squealed.
"You think this is cute? Listen to this"
Reno began repeatedly squeaking the puppet while shouting "Hey, Auntie 'Lena!" over and over again. The blonde Turk quickly became annoyed with it.
"Alright, bad idea", she said, placing it back onto the shelf.
She scanned the shelf again and picked up a plastic doll with a big, frilly pink dress and long black hair.
"What about this?", she asked.
Reno took it from her and placed it on the floor.
"Alright. Now, take off your shoe", he instructed.
"What?"
"Take off the shoe, yo", he repeated.
Elena sighed and took off her right shoe. Reno pushed her forward, causing her to stumble onto the plastic toy and cry out in pain.
"Now that's what you may be stepping on if she decides to sleep over", said Reno.
Elena put her shoe back on and put the toy back on the shelf. What could she get her niece that would not hurt or annoy anyone?
"How's this?", she asked for the third time, holding up a puzzle box.
Reno looked at the box and smiled.
"Hold it up over your head and shake it, yo", he ordered.
Elena held the box over her head and shook it.
"Now jump up and down"
Elena began to jump up and down.
"Reno, what is this supposed to prove?", she asked.
Reno shrugged.
"Nothing, yo. It just amuses me".
The blonde Turk bashed Reno over the head with the puzzle box and stomped off.
So much for getting onto her good side.
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A/N: Yay! Thanks for all of those reviews! Oh! And for that last chapter, it was Kadaj on the phone. Heh. Please review!