Reno's Life: Chp 23

"Heh, this is great, yo!"

"You really have some talent there, Reno"

"Hey! Thanks, Rude!"

"…Could you print a copy for me?"

"Sure, yo"

Reno sat back in his office chair and hit the print button. His buddy, Rude, sat next to him and was reading something off of Reno's computer.

"Hey, but make sure Elena doesn't get her hands on it, alright, yo?"

"Of course"

"Get my hands on what?"

Reno and Rude looked up and Elena was standing in the doorway with her arms crossed.

"Um…nothing, yo!"

"Y-Yeah!", Rude defended, shutting the computer off as quickly as he could.

"What were you reading?", Elena asked suspiciously.

"Nothing! Why are you so suspicious?", asked Reno.

"Hm, no reason", Elena answered. She then walked up to the printer and picked up a piece of paper. "Huh? What's this?"

Rude snatched the paper and clutched it to his chest. "Nothing! It's just work stuff"

"Work stuff? Since when does Reno print 'work stuff' from his computer?"

"It is, yo! Now don't you have to go write up a report or flirt with Tseng or something?"

Elena looked even more suspicious. "Okay, then. If it's work stuff ,why is my name on it? And Tifa's?"

Reno and Rude looked at each other guiltily.

"Um…it's a…story", Reno answered slowly.

"Oh! A story?", Elena said happily. "About me? Can I read it?"

"N-No!", Rude and Reno said quickly in unison.

"Why not?"

"B-Because…"

"I'll read it to you, yo"

Reno took the paper from Rude and cleared his throat.

"Ahem…uh…Once upon a time…there was a beautiful goddess of a woman named Elena…and another woman named Tifa. Um…they…uh…they decided to have a picnic on a warm summer day. And…uh…Sephiroth showed up and shouted "Why now, brown cow!" and the world exploded and the kingdom was theirs forever. Um…the end, yo".

Elena and Rude stared at Reno.

"Reno, you suck at lying…"

"That was the worst story ever", Rude said.

Elena pushed both Turks aside and snatched the paper away.

"Uh oh…um, I have a meeting to get to now! See ya!", Rude said, running out the door.

"Me too!", said Reno while running out after him.

Elena scanned over the paper and her eyes opened wide in shock.

"Is this…a lemon yuri!"

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A/N: For those who don't know what a lemon or yuri is, it's a very, very, very bad type of story that Reno shouldn't be writing up on his work time. Reno's a horrible, horrible person...but we still love him.