Reno's Life: Chp 33

"We're in sooo much trouble!"

"…Tseng's going to be angry…"

Elena and Rude looked down at the nearly empty cookie box.

To celebrate completing their latest mission, Rufus bought the Turks a box of one hundred delicious chocolate chip cookies, and now there were only four left.

"…I think we got a little carried away…"

"I know, Rude, but they were so good…"

Just as the two Turks were trying to figure out what to do, Reno walked in.

"Good morning, everyone!", he said cheerfully. "I heard about the cookies and I came right away! I'm extra hungry, yo!"

Reno walked over to the box and looked into it with a shocked expression.

"You hogs!", he exclaimed. "You ate all the cookies, yo!"

"We just got a little carried away! We'll buy some more!", Elena said.

The red haired Turk looked angrily at Elena, picked up two cookies in each hand, and turned his back towards her.

"Well, until you do, these are mine!", he said, shoving two cookies into his mouth.

As Reno ate the two cookies, Tseng walked in and looked at the empty box. It did not take long until Tseng thought he knew exactly who was to blame.

"Reno", he said in a voice full of authority.

Reno froze and turned towards Tseng.

"Yessir?", he answered with a mouth full of cookies.

"I can't believe you ate all of those cookies", Tseng scolded. "You ought to be ashamed of yourself!"

"Buhsir!Idint!Itwhuzlenanruuu!", Reno struggled to say.

"Reno, you pig!", Elena said, eyes filling with crocodile tears. "You ate all the cookies! I wanted to eat at least one…"

Rude remained silent the whole time, but decided to play along by nodding.

"Reno, I expect you to march down to that bakery and pick up one hundred more chocolate chip cookies!", Tseng ordered.

Reno looked shocked and tried to explain his situation again, but it was no use.

Moral: NEVER shove more than one cookie in your mouth at a time. It may end up costing you one hundred more.

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A/N: Poor Reno! This, and the previous chapter, are based on true stories. Yes, it was me that almost ate my pencil in the last chapter, and I accidentally got my cousin in trouble for eating too many cookies (poor guy...). Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! Please review!