Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy 7, even though I asked Santa for it for Christmas...

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Reno's Life: Chp 38

Elena rushed down the halls with a pile of reports in her arms until somebody caused her to freeze in her tracks.

"Reno, what the heck do you think you're doing?"

Reno was standing behind Elena, holding her up by the back of her shirt. He was carefully inspecting the label, smiling slightly.

"What is it, Reno? I'm busy"

"Just as I thought, yo. 'Made in Heaven' "

Elena blushed as Reno let her go.

"R-Reno, that was awfully sw-"

"April Fools!! Ahahahaha!"

The blonde's eye twitched and Reno suddenly looked uneasy.

"I-It was just a joke, yo. No need to- Elena, no!!"

Later that day…

Tseng was on his way to the president's office, when he came across something that caused him to raise an eyebrow.

"Reno, why are you lying on the ground? And…are those the reports Elena was supposed to give me earlier…in your pants?"

"…You would have thought all the pages would have cushioned the kick to the groin, yo…"

----Bonus Chapter: Cloud and Zack----

Cloud was innocently walking down the hallway in the Shinra building, busy thinking about whatever was going on in his little chocobo head, when suddenly, somebody stampeded towards him.

"CLOUD!", the person shouted, terrifying the poor young boy.

Cloud cringed, but the person did not run into him. They stopped just a few inches from him and held out a stack of papers.

"…Zack?", Cloud said, slowly standing up straight again.

"Hello, Cloud! Wanna play a game?", asked the dark haired Soldier.

"…Sure"

"Pick a page, any page"

Zack fanned out the stack of paper and Cloud took one out from the middle. Zack piled them up again and told Cloud to put the chosen paper on top. Cloud placed the sheet on top and Zack thrust the stack into his hands.

"Hold the deck", he ordered.

Cloud looked at the papers confusedly and Zack made a run for it. Cloud raised an eyebrow and watched his best friend run down the hallway and stumble around the corner.

"I wonder what that was about…"

"Would you mind telling me what you're doing with my paperwork, Strife?", a voice suddenly boomed behind the poor unsuspecting blonde.

Cloud froze, then turned around slowly, finding himself face to face with none other than Sephiroth.

"S-S-Sephiroth?"

"What are you planning to do with my paperwork?"

"I-But Zack…He-I don't…I didn't-!"

"I've heard enough. Strife, follow me to my office. Since you're so interested in paperwork, I have a few things for you to do"

"But I-!"

"Strife. Office. Now. I don't want to hear it. Understood?"

"…Yes sir…"

Zack peeked from around the corner and smiled evilly. He held up a piece of cardboard with something scribbled on it in Sharpie, which caused Cloud's expression to go from confused to livid:

'April Fools : P'

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A/N: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack! After a really, really long disappearance, I'm finally back. I've been busy with so many things, but now that they've been straightened out, I'm able to write again! Anyway, I hope you've enjoyed these April Fools chapters as much as I've enjoyed writing them! Please review!