Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy 7...
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Reno's Life: Chp 46
"Hey, 'Lena, can I-"
Zap!
"Owch! Reno! That hurt!"
"What hurt? That little tap on the shoulder?"
"Yes! You zapped me!"
"Oh? I did?"
"Yes!"
"Sorry, yo…"
"…It's okay. So, what were you going to ask me?"
"…I forgot, yo"
"Well, come back when you remember"
"Sure"
A mischievous grin formed on the red-head's face.
Rub, rub, rub. Zap!
"Reno!"
"What?"
"You zapped me again!"
"Sorry!"
"…Whatever. Do you remember that question?"
"No"
"Then what are you still doing here?"
"…I dunno"
"Get out of my office and return when you DO remember! I'm busy right now"
"…Okay"
Rub, rub, rub. Zap!
"RENO!"
"What?"
"You're doing that on purpose! Well, two can play at that game!"
"What do you mean, yo?"
Rub, rub, rub. Zap!
"Ow! 'Lena! That does hurt! Fine, you wanna play that game? Then it's go time, yo!"
Rub, rub, rub, rub. Zap!!
"OWCH!"
The two Turks began furiously rubbing their feet on the ground as hard as they could, desperately gathering as much static electricity as they could.
"Ha!"
"Take this!"
ZAP!
"Gyah!!"
They both jumped back and rubbed their hands to soothe the pain.
"Giving up yet, 'Lena?"
"Never!"
Rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub.
As they continued to drag their feet across the carpet, Tseng strolled by the office with an armful of work. He stopped and watched curiously as he saw his co-workers slowly inch forward with their index fingers extended towards one another.
ZAAAAAAAAP!
A bright light filled the office as Elena and Reno were thrown in opposite directions. When they finally recovered, they sat up from the floor and gave each other dirty looks. They instantly stood up again and rubbed their feet on the carpet once again.
Tseng sighed and continued walking towards his office.
'How did those two ever become Turks?'
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A/N: Static electricity is painful, but fun. Thank you all for the reviews. They're great motivation!!