Ranger24: It's the final character chapter! Enjoy.

Chapter : Master Chief part 1.

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Ranger24: Okay it's here the final character chapter. Rolo'mono you have the ball.

Rolo'mono: Thank you.

Seamus: Where the heck are you going?

Ranger24: I've got to go to court, Grunt lords sued me for blowing up his property.

Kanton: Hey I blew that thing up!

Ranger24: Just keep our secret weapon ready to go. Do we have a crew?

Seamus: Yep, I got the craziest bastards from the Covenant Speratists, the UNSC, and others.

Ranger24: Good.

Ranger leaves.

Rolo'mono: Master Chief, Spartan 117 John. The Demon of the Covenant. The savior of humanity. The most bad ass dude this side of the milky way.

Seamus: Basicly he kicks ass.

Kanton: A whole lot of ass.

Rolo'mono: Master Chief was born in the year 2511 on the UNSC colony of Ereindus Secondus, in Elysium city. At age six he was drafted into project orion and began his path to .awesome kick ass killing machine.

Seamus: Six year olds in the military, weird.

Kanton: Hey in the leaf village the average kid becomes a full Ninja by age twelve.

Seamus: Nobody gives a flying frak.

Rolo'mono: Master Chief's training focused on giving him the mind of a colledge honor's graduate, and the muscle structure of an olympic athelte. Of course day one he went to bed with out dinner.

Kanton: Why's that?

Rolo'mono: During a training exercise he'd left his entire team behind so that he could win by being first to reach a bell pole. His team came in last. Although he won he was told that if his team lost he lost still.

Kanton: Reminds me of the bell test.

Seamus: Except you aren't trying to kill someone.

Kanton: We don't kill people we just have to retreive a bell.

Seamus: What ever spikey.

Rolo'mono: The next day Master Chief finally got the hang of working as a team and this time he didn't go hungry at the same time he made friends.

Seamus: Well isn't that nice.

Kanton: I wonder what Ranger's doing?

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Meanwhile in some courtroom somewhere in the universe...

We see Ranger wearing a suit with a green tie sitting at behind a desk. On the other side of the room was Grunt lord with five lawyers. The balif enters.

Balif: All rise for the honorable judges Rtas Vandum, Lord Terrence Hood, Willam Adama, Lady Tsunade, and the honorable Count Douku.

The judges/Jury enter. The rules of the trial were that the judges would hear the evidence and make decesstions after the trial. The judges/Jury could also function as the judge and overrule objections and such but only if more than one judge wanted to hear the evidence.

The judges took they're seats.

Adama: You may sit.

Everyone sat back down.

Hood: The prosecution may now deliver... Mister 24 where is your lawyer?

Ranger24: He said he'd be here by now...

At that moment the doors opened and in entered Lee "Apollo" Adama.

Lee: Sorry I'm late. Qurom was running slow.

One of Grunt lord's lawyers stood up.

Lawyer 1: Your honors this man is obviously not qaulified to be in this case if he can't show up on time!

Tsunade: He's a poloticain, he can be late if it has a polotical excuse. Objection over ruled. Mr. Adama take your seat please.

Lee sat down next to Ranger.

Hood: Would the prosecution please make its opening statements?

The lead lawyer of Grunt lord stood up.

Lawyer 2: Your honors we are here today to trial and convict Ranger24, who already has a long criminal record as well as...

Lee: Objection. The prosuction may not bring up offenses that are irrelavant to this case.

Douku: Permited.

Lawyer 2: Ranger24 knowingly and willingly destroyed the property of our client. I ask you to please covict him.

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Kanton: Nevermind.

Rolo'mono: Master Chief was made commander of the spartans after an incedent involving stealing a pelican being guard by ununiformed, drunked, armed men. He and his fellow spartans captured the dropship and beat the living shit out of the guards. Even though it was sixty four on eight.

Seamus: Eh I'll call it over kill.

Kanton: Just like endor all over again.

Seamus: But spartans don't have fur. Or do they?

Kanton: Please stop talking.

Seamus: No.

Rolo'mono: A few years later at age 14 Master Chief along with the other spartans under went the dangerous genetic augmentation's of the spartans. He survived but was so shocked by the results that he was emotionally distraught.

Kanton: Yeah losing half your friends in one day and twelve more of them being crippled for life can really screw up your day.

Seamus: You humans are so overly senseitive.

Kanton: What are you talking about? You cry if you miss an episode of desperate house wives.

Seamus: Well if you miss one then your lost! Is it my fault they make the show so damned serial?

Rolo'mono: Shortly after the augmentations the ONI...

Seamus: ONI?

Kanton: Office of naval intelligence.

Seamus: Oh.

Rolo'mono: Decided to test out the spartans. Master Chief was given a situation. He was antagonized on the UNSC carrier Atlas by four ODST's. They got in the boxing ring. He killed two of them and critically wounded the other two.

Seamus: So?

Rolo'mono: One of them had a lead pipe.

Seamus: So?

Rolo'mono: He beat them in less than a minute.

Seamus: So?

Rolo'mono: Without even being touched.

Kanton: Cool!

Seamus: So?

Kanton: Dude are you alright?

Seamus: So?

Rolo'mono: He's buffering give him a minute.

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Meanwhile back at the trial.

Rtas Vandum: The prosecution may call it's first witness.

Lawyer 2: The prosecution would like to call Yayap the grunt to the stand.

Yayap walked up to the stand the Balif held out a bible.

Balif: Do you swear to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth?

Yayap: TACO'S!!

Yayap eats the bible! Hood slams his gavel on his desk.

Hood: ORDER! ORDER!

The Balif restrains Yayap.

Yayap: Sorry, it looked so good.

Hood: If the prosecution cannot control it's witness, then testimony of the prosectuion will be put under intense scrutiny.

Lawyer 2: Understood your honor.

Yayap finally sits down at the stand.

Lawyer 2: Mr. Yayap is it true that you were a crew member of this death star?

Yayap: Is 42 the answer to the question?

Several of the various collection of leaf village ninja's, Elites, UNSC marines, Colonail viper pilots, and dark jedi snicker.

Hood: Order in the court room.

Lawyer: Mr. Yayap were you a member of the crew of the death star commanded by Grunt lord?

Yayap: Yeah sure.

Lawyer 2: And where were you when the station was destroyed?

Yayap: I was taking a nap. Somehow the barracks weren't blown up with the rest of the station and we landed right next to a taco bell.

Lawyer 2: Do you know who destroyed the death star?

Yayap: Personally no.

Lawyer 2: Can you point to the one who blew up the death star?

Yayap: He's not here though, although he looks like that guy in the back.

He points to Sasuke who is hiding in the back row.

Sasuke: Aw shit.

Suddenly some twenty fangirls break down the door and grab Sasuke!

Fangirls: SASUKEXNARUTO!

Ranger24: DIE! DIE! DIE!!

Ranger jumps up from his seat grabbs Hood's gavel and starts killing the fangirls mercilessly! Everyone else pulls out weapons they'd hid with the chick siting next to them and started killing fangirls. Hood stutters for a minute then turns to Tsunade.

Hood: Tsunade can I borrow your gavel?

Tsunade: Sure.

Tsunade hands him the spare gavel which he bangs on the desk.

Hood: ORDER!

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Back at the studio...

Seamus: So? So? So?

Rolo'mono: Got any 3's?

Kanton: Go fish.

Seamus suddenly shakes and shudders then finally snaps out of it.

Seamus: Ugh what happened?

Rolo'mono: You started randomly repeating the word so.

Seamus: Oh.

Suddenly Kanton's phone rings.

Kanton: Hang on.

Kanton pulled out his phone.

Kanton: Hello? Uh huh... Okay... Got it... Okay we'll be right over... Bye.

Kanton hung up his phone.

Kanton: Ranger says that they called a recess to clean the court room of fangirl bodies. He want's us over there right now.

Seamus: Peachy.

Rolo'mono: What about Master Chief?

Kanton: He said to put it on hold temporarily.

Rolo'mono: Fine.

Seamus: I just hope they don't use metal detectors.

Kanton: I call shot gun.

Rolo'mono: F#k.

Kanton: Read and review.