Master Cheif: Part 2!

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Back to the court house, Kanton, Seamus, and Rolo'mono enter the lobby.

Kanton: I told you guys we should have valle parked.

Seamus: At todays prices? Hell no!

Rolo'mono: Let's just hurry up and find the court room. It's been...

Checks his watch.

Rolo'mono: Six weeks already!

They enter the court room to find everyone standing up as the judges are about to announce the verdict!

Adama: Ranger24, on the charge of destorying Mr Gruntlords property, we find in favor of...

We are sorry. Due to an attack by fangirls, the next few paragrahphs of this chapter were lost. However the rest of it has been finished by the Korean writers.

Adama: We find in favor of... BIG AMERICAN PARTY!!

Everyone jumps to their feet looking like anime characters and starts dancing!

Korean guy: Everyone disco dancing! Everyone having very good time! I am having very good time!

Suddenly the Reno PD kicks down the door!

Korean guy: Oh shit! Police!

Grunt lords lawyer's are all arre everyone one else runs out side to their respective vehicles! Ranger and Grunt lord hop in the same warthog!

Ranger: Who's driving?

They look up front to see...

Yayap: Cookies and milk!

Grunt lord: OH SHIT!!

They drove off out of control while back at the court room the Reno PD gunned down grunt Lords lawyers, starting with Obama.

Zipp across town to a prison camp like factory! We see Tartarus carrying his gravity hammer and a whip to torture dozens of koreans working at desks!

Tartarus: WORK! WORK!

Korean guy: He very mean boss! We are slaves.

Suddenly Grunt Lord, Ranger, and Yayap's warthog crashes through the wall!

Korean guy: PLEASE SAVE US!

Ranger and Grunt lord strike stupid actoin poses!

Grunt lord: We will stop you!

Ranger: There is no escape!

THey fire their weapons at Tartarus who farted his sheild on stopping the bullets and then using his gravity hammer to send the two authors flying!

Tartarus: AHAHA!

Suddenly the roof explodes and down came...!

Yayap: Holly shit! Keanu Reeves!

Keanu Reeves: This is for all those ruined childhoods!

Keanu pwns Tartarus with a kick to the balls!

WHWTWWHWTWWHWTWWHWTWWHWTWWHWTWWHWTWWHWTWWHWTWWHWTWWHWTWWHWTW

Back at the studio everyone from the main cast is present.

Ranger24: Well that was fun.

Seamus: Yeah. So what did we lose?

Ranger24: Well we have to have a grunt on the show.

Rolo'mono: WHAT!!

Ranger24: It was that or give Grunt lord fourteen dollars.

Kanton had an anime sweat drop.

Kanton: Fourteen dollars?

Ranger24: The economy's shittie so the value of death stars dropped to one onemilloninth of its actual worth. That and credits are real worth a tenth of a penny.

Kanton: Sweet.

Ranger24: Everyone meet Fapad.

Enter a grunt in orange armor holding a plasma rifle.

Fapad: Ahola.

Kanton: Your spainish is terrible

Rolo'mono: Okay back to Master Chief.

Seamus: About frakking time.

Rolo'mono: Master chief was one of the first humans to sucessfully defeat a hunter pair in combat.

Seamus: He dropped a damn onyx pillar on them.

Kanton: Ew eel guts.

Fapad: Go good on hot dogs.

Sweat drop from all present except the grunt.

Seamus: Where'd we get this nut.

Ranger: You don't want to know. Fapad!

Fapad went into a salute!

Fapad: Yes master!

Ranger: I forbid you from telling anyone how we meet. Unless I say so!

Fapad: Yes master!

Rolo'mono: Master Chief personally tested the Mark V armor series against ODST's, chain guns, land mines, and an air strike! Defeating all of the challanges.

Seamus: Kick ass.

Rolo'mono: He didn't take part personnaly in the battle of reach though he did aid in an assault on a dock yard where Covenant forces were trying to steal a navigational data base.

Kanton: Kick ass again.

Rolo'mono: After the long events on halo he gained the nick name of demon amongst all covenant. Indeed he was worthy of the name as he followed it up with stealing a flagship, pulling a rescue op, winning a space battle, winning another space battle, then nuking over five hundred Covenant ships, and later killing the Prophet of Regret in the midst of the said prophets cutting himself ceramony.

Seamus: See no one every remebers that Regret was the Emo Prophet.

Rolo'mono: After Scaring Truth shitless on High Chariety and leaving Cortana to the flood, the Chief returned to earth, castrated a brute cheiftan, one the battle of new mombassa by castrating a second brute cheiftan, and then sneaking aboard Truth's ship before crashing down to earth to meet up with sergeant Johnson and the Arbiter.

Seamus: And they became best freinds.

Kanton: Dude he stuck a gun in the Arbiter's mouth!

Seamus: Thats what I did when I meet Rolo'mono!

Rolomono: Trust me, I still have the bruise.

Anime sweat drop for Kanton.

Rolo'mono: Master Chief was critical in winning the second battle of earth, pwning several brute chieftans, destroying numerous wraiths, and saving countless civilains before the flood showed up.

Seamus: Yeah that can really frak up your day.

Kanton: Tell me about it.

Fapad: Beer?

Fapad held up a beer mug to Seamus.

Seamus: Oh thanks.

Kanton: Wait why isn't he crazy?

Ranger24: All grunts have ADD it turns out.

Kanton: OH.

Rolo'mono: After the events on the ark and the replacement halo, Master Chief found himself on the unemployed list.

Seamus choked on his beer!

Seamus: MC? Unemployed!

Rolo'mono: Yes. He started drinking and dating Samus Aran, until she revealed she was a lesibien.

Kanton: What?

Rolo'mono: You know that spartan from Dead or alive four?

Kanton: Oh god.

Rolo'mono: Indeed. Master Chief went crawling back to Cortana who encourgaged him to purse his life long dream! Opening a sports bar!

All: HOORAY!

Rolo'mono: Now he's rich and no longeer unemployed. He also now pwns the prophets ghosts in world of warcraft with his leve six-fifty human rouge. He uses the shot gun.

Kanton: Good for Master Chief.

Seamus: He what's the name of his bar? I'm still thrist.

Rolo'mono: It's right next to darth Vader's, it's called Spartan. Master Chief also has his own line of fragrancies coming out. Spartan, the scent of combat. Garuneted to get babies, in the case of men, to sleep with you. And vice versa with girls.

Kanton: I gotta order some of that.

Rolo'mono: And that's about it.

Ranger24: Right and just like Lord mandolore I'm doing some extra stuff. This includes human vehicles, Weapons, religon (Church of Keanu Reeves), Ships, and famous battles. Then we'll cap it all off with a quick recap summary of why humans pwned covenant ass. Read and review