Ranger24: Sorry for the long wait. I was being held hostage by the Chinese and then I got mugged by Canadian envirom entalists. Anyways here is the new chapter my peoples!

Hornets and Pelicans

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Rolo'mono: Hi folks, sorry it's been a while since our last edition.

Seamus: It's been months split lip.

Bullet narrowly misses Seamus's head.

Ranger24: HEY! I was busy shit head. Besides I'm now in the 100 reviews club. Still no gift basket.

Kanton: But were giving you a choice of a speacil ending to this story.

Ranger24: Yeah, you get to chose the special ending acts. Act 1, Rolo'mono shows of his guitar skills. Act 2, Seamus fights a randomly selected enemy. Act 3, Fapad does the chicken dance. Act 4, all of the above!

Rolo'mono: Otherwise on with the aircraft of the UNSC. First up is the Hornet.

Seamus: Banshee's are so last season.

Kanton: I traded mine in.

Rolo'mono: The Hornet has been in the UNSC forces for at least twenty five years.

Seamus: Then why did we only get it in Halo three split chin?

Rolo'mono: Because the banshee was still in style an they didn't have any on the pillar of Autumn.

Seamus: Oh that's bull!

Rolo'mono: Hey don't backsas me!

Rolo'mono pulls out his energy sword, Seamus brings out his shot gun. Suddenly Fapad jumps up holding a tray of cookies shaped like Barrack Obama.

Fapad: Cookie?

Rolo'mono lowered his sword and took a cookie.

Rolo'mono: Thank you, I voted for Obama you know.

Seamus: TRAITOR! I VOTED FOR McCAIN!!

Kanton: Guys seriously calm down.

Seamus shoots at Kanton's foot and hits it with a grazing round!

Kanton: OW!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Kanton tackles Seamus pulling out his kattana.

Rolo'mono: Well this is nice. The hornet is equpied with heavy machine guns and short range heat seeking missile. It can also carry two marines on the side seats. The greater armor strength and ability to maneuver like a helicopter. Although slower than the banshee it makes up for it with capability.

Meanwhile Kanton is beating the shit out of Seamus. Currently he's ripping off Seamus's arm.

Seamus: AGH! MY ARM!

Rolo'mono: The pelican is the work horse of the UNSC. It is armed with a forward 80 mm machine gun and anvil HE 2 heat seeking missiles. Ocassionaly its got a tail gun on the back for a marine to use. The pelican can carry up to fourteen marines, two mongoose ATV's, and a single warthog or Scorpion Tank.

Seamus flipps over and grabs Kanton by his spikey hair.

Kanton: Hand's out of my hair bolt box!

Fapad: Cookie?

Seamus raised his shot gun and shot Fapad in the foot!

Fapad: YOW!!

Rolo'mono: This is frakking ridiculous. The pelican is also easy to kill. I should know I killed a lot of pelican's.

FLASHBACK!!!

Two Banshee's fly over the deserts of halo over the wreckage of the pillar of autum.

Pilot one: Yu know *HICUP* I got smexed by my girlfriend last night.

Rolo'mono: That's nice shit face.

Pilot 1: She was so *HICUP* hot and drunk we *HICUP* did it all night long.

Rolo'mono: Seriously why did they let you into you bird?

Pilot 1: Your face is in your *HICUP* bird.

Suddenly a pelican begins heading in towards the ship.

Rolo'mono: Contact! One human drop ship.

Pilot 1: Your face is a human drop ship. *HICUP* Follow my lead Goose.

Rolo'mono: I'm not Goose dipshit..

The two dive in towards the pillar of autum and the other pilot crashes into a covenant taco bell. Rolo'mono rolls his eyes.

Rolo'mono: Thank god.

END FLASHBACK

Rolo'mono: WHAT? I DIDN"T KILL SHIT IN THAT FLASHBACK!

Ranger24: Yeah that's about all we have time for. Next time we start weapons with the light stuff.

Rolo'mono: WHAT? NO!

Ranger24: Anyways read and review people. Remember to vote on the ending act.