Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy 7, though if I did, Sephiroth and Reno would have their own game.

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Reno's Life: Chp 51

"Sir, do you still have the trumpet you confiscated from Reno a few weeks ago?"

"I believe so, Elena. Why?"

"Can I borrow it for a quick moment?"

Tseng eyed Elena suspiciously then opened his desk drawer. He reached in and pulled out a small, but dangerously loud horn. Elena took it from him with a mischievous grin on her face.

"Thank you, sir!"

Elena then took out her cell phone and swiftly dialed a number. Tseng watched her patiently, curious as to what she was up to.

Once there was an answer on the other line, Elena sounded the horn as loudly as she could into the phone. A few doors down, Reno screamed loudly in pain. Elena smirked and sounded the horn again, making Reno shout for a second time.

"Elena, what are you doing?", Tseng asked with a look of complete shock on his face.

Elena did not answer him. Instead, she sounded the horn again, making Reno scream once more.

Tseng watched in shock as the blonde repeatedly sounded the horn and Reno shouted each and every time.

"Why isn't he just putting the phone down?!", Tseng asked Elena.

"He can't", Elena answered with an evil grin. "I put superglue on the receiver"

Never again will Reno mess with Elena during her certain time of the month.

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A/N: I'm soooo happy to be back! I'm sorry for disappearing for a while. I'm starting college this year, so things have been pretty troublesome and I've been so busy. But I will not stop writing these! I have too much fun! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. Please review!