Pistols and SMG's: DIE ALREADY!!!

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Rolo'mono: Happy holidays folks today we're doing the light weapons of the UNSC. This includes the M6D, M6C, M6G, and the M7 caseless SMG.

Seamus: Or the automatic stapler.

Rolo'mono: I'm not really going to comment on that. The SMG sucked.

Ranger24: Why do you guys think I use an M6C instead?

Rolo'mono: Well let's start off with everyone's favorite light weapon the M6D.

Seamus: Oh how aye miss ye.

Rolo'mono: The M6D was used throughout Halo: Combat evolved as your standard side arm. The M6D pack serious fire power, range, and a handy times 2 scope.

Seamus: Ah the mini scope. Aye will always remember the good times…

Flashback.

Seamus shoots a grunt in the head with the M6D.

Seamus: Oh aye love this gun.

Flood swarm charges him. Seamus goes times two and picks them off rapidly. Hugs his gun.

Seamus: Oh if ye war a woman aye'd marry ye.

End Flashback.

Rolo'mono: The M6D was designed for speacil forces but was not launched into full mass production. It had a high stoping power but for some reason might fail to kill a grunt with a gut shot.

Seamus: As usual, the military buys from the lowest bidder.

Rolo'mono: The M6C replaced the M6D in Halo 2. The M6C is believed to be the navy's side arm and made up in fire power for it's poor companion weapon the M7 Caseless SMG.

Ranger24: See, that's why I went with the M6C, the SMG sucked ass.

Flashback.

Ranger can be seen playing halo two and shooting an Elite with an smg.

Ranger24: Come on die already!

Elite takes a whole clip of smg fire just to down his shields. BeforeRanger can melee bash him the Elite pulls out his energy, stabs Ranger's Spartan in the gut, curb stomps him, and skull f*ck's the corpse.

Ranger24: Shit.

Respawns and picks up the M6C. Ranger attacks the same elite and downs it in half a clip of head shots.

Ranger24: I think I'm in love.

End Flashback

Ranger pulls out his M6C and head shots a randomly placed Jackal.

Ranger24: I love this gun. The M6C fires twelve 12.7x40mm M228 Semi-armor-peircing-high-penetration/ .50 Magnum Caliber rounds. Maximum range of 19 to 23 yards but in real life such a gun, with a barrel length of 26.8 cm, could hit targets up to 50 to 100 yards away.

Rolo'mono: The M6C was initially unpopular at first due to it's lack of the handy times two scope however when player realized how much the M7 Caseless SMG sucked, many decided to live with the new gun. The reason why the scope may not have been present was the fact it was an older model of the gun.

Seamus: Aye still prefer the M6D.

Rolo'mono: Now we turn to the M7 Caseless SMG.

Ranger24/Kanton/Seamus: You mean the Automatic stapler.

Rolo'mono: What are you talking about.

Ranger24: If the Spiker's a nail gun the SMG's an automatic stapler.

Rolo'mono: Whatever. The M7 Caseless was released as a replacement for the MA5B assault rifle. It had the same magazine capacity but it lacked in the area's of range and fire power. This and the fact it was duel wieldable quickly started many players to become annoyed with the weapon. Players began to stop sniping, meleeing, or grenading and just killed an enemy player and stole his SMG.

Kanton: Boo.

Rolo'mono: This development lead bungie to begin plans to bring the Assault rifle back for halo three but to balance it out more. The topic will be covered in our piece on Medium weapons. The M7 was upgraded in Halo 3 by removing the silencer that cut back on the fire power. It made it sound… a little less gay.

Kanton: Like the needler, which went from to total suck to OH MY GOD!!

Fapad enters holding a needler.

Seamus: 'e's got a Needler!

Rolo'mono: Run!

Fapad: Pay back time for all those chapters ago!

Fapad chases Rolo'mono, Seamus, and Kanton around with the needler blowing up warthogs, ghosts, Mongooses, Tom Cruise, Scropion tanks, Wraith tanks, Banshees, Specters, Prowlers, Choppers, and Shadows. Ranger just stands there watching.

Ranger24: Well I guess I have to do the posser pistol. The M6G. The M6G was the new pistol in halo 3. It was originally hoped by fans that the M6D was being brought back but without the times two scope the M6G lacked in accuracy. Range with out accuracy means you might as well be using the brute Mauler.

Kanton: Oh shit! I've got one of them in my ass!

BADOOM!!!

Kanton: SON OF A BITCH!!

Ranger24: To maximize the effectiveness of the M6G it is suggested to combine it with the Plasma pistol and pull the noob combo. It really doesn't show much for a players skill it only shows that you know how to use a plasma pistol. Purists would obviously go with a more challenging weapon to kill with like the assault rifle which will be covered in the next Chapter. Medium level weapons.

Rolo'mono: SAVE ME KEANU REEVES!!!

BADOOM!!!

Fapad: FEAR THE PINK MIST BITCHES!!!

Seamus: Mary mother of God!!

BADOOM!!!

Ranger24: Until next time I'm Ranger24. Read and review.

Needler round strikes the ground next to his foot.

Ranger24: Aw crap.

BADOOM!!!