Reno's Life: Chp 53
"Hey, 'Leeeeenaaaaa!"
"What is it, Reno?"
Elena looked up from her desk at the red head standing in front of her. He was smiling smugly with a strawberry ice cream cone in his right hand. Reno took a couple of licks and grinned.
"I got ice cream, yo"
"Congratulations", the blonde responded sarcastically.
"I got ice cream and you don't"
"So?"
"So it's killing you, yo. You wish you were me right now, don't you?"
"No, I don't. I don't want ice cream right now, Reno"
"I got ice cream and you don't! I got ice cream and you don't! I got ice cream and you don't!" he chanted childishly.
"I have work to do, Reno, so please stop being so annoying and leave"
"I got ice cream! And 'Lena wishes she did too! But she doesn't! Ha ha! Ha ha!"
"Reno, quit it!"
"Lovely, lovely ice cream! Delicious, ice cold ice cream!"
"Reno!"
"Iiiiiceeee creaaaaam!"
"Stop it!"
Reno took a few licks and laughed. "It's sooooo good! Delicious!"
"RENO!"
"Would you like a lick, 'Lena?"
"...What?"
"I said, would you like a lick?"
Reno held out the ice cream cone and smiled innocently. The blonde stood silent for a few seconds, thinking to herself. She tested him by leaning in for it, then pausing to see if he'd pull it away, but he did not.
"What? You don't want it, yo?"
The blonde hesitated, then stuck out her tongue to taste the frozen strawberry goodness, but Reno snatched the ice cream away and laughed.
"Yeah, right! Ahahahahahaha!!"
He took a few more licks while still laughing. Elena, now infuriated, slapped the ice cream cone out of his hands and it fell to the ground with a small wet squish.
"W-Wha-?"
Reno stared at his hand, then the ice cream on the ground in disbelief and the blonde smirked.
"No more ice cream! No more ice cream! No more ice cream! Ha ha ha ha!!"
Elena laughed almost evilly and went back to work.
What Reno did next was unexpected by the blonde Turk.
He picked the ice cream cone up from the ground, kissed it, and held it up in the air. After a few seconds in the air, he licked it again.
"Ha ha! It's clean now! I have ice cream again! Ha ha! Ha ha!! And it tastes even betteeeer!"
Elena slapped her forehead and sighed.
"Disgusting..."
Sometimes she felt like she worked with a six year old.
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A/N: I'm back! And no, I didn't die. School...The cursed school!! Ever since I've started college, I've had nothing but work! I've been so busy, I haven't had time to even LOOK at this for a very, very long time. I'm terribly sorry for taking so long to update. And I apologize to all those who sent questions to the Ask Reno fic. I promise you, I'm working on them every free moment I get. That fic should be updated pretty soon, so watch out for it! I sure am glad to be back.
Anyway, this fic was fun to write! Do you guys remember dropping food on the ground when you were little and kissing it and holding it up after picking it up? I used to! Now that I think back on it, it was pretty gross...Ew...I don't suggest trying it. I used to do that before I heard of the five second rule. It's still all gross...Bleh! Please review!!