Speacil chapter

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Rolo'mono: Hi folks, sorry for the long delay in the updates.

Seamus: Yeah, but in the time since our last update... Things have happened.

Rolo'mono: Including the recent death of one of the cast members here. Sadly enough...

Seamus: It wasn't the grunt.

Fapad: Cookie?

Seamus: NO! GO AWAY!

Fapad bursts into tears and runs away.

Rolo'mono: Well right now we're just going to show what human everday items helped bring down the covenant armada.

Seamus: For example McDonalds.

Rolo'mono: The McNuggets make the jackals head's explode.

Seamus: Walmart.

Rolo'mono: We thought it was a human deity.

Seamus: Spongebob.

Rolo'mono: Thought he was the ruler of all humans.

Seamus: Chuck Norris.

Rolo'mono: Need I say anything. We feared the mighty Chuck Norris and the fist under his beard.

Seamus: Don't forget the epic chest hairs.

Rolo'mono shudders.

Rolo'mono: You just had to bring that up?

Seamus: Anime and Manga.

Rolo'mono: The grunts wasted all their down time and half their battlefeild time with this.

Seamus: Barrack Obama.

Rolo'mono: We tried killing him... But then we found out about Hilary and that whole plan went to shit. And his talk of change was so over powering...

Seamus: Easy bake ovens.

Rolo'mono: Not Brute friendly, they got their various body parts stuck in them.

Seamus: Nintendo Wii.

Rolo'mono: Jackals had a bad habit of strangleing peopleand eachother with the nunchuk.

Seamus: Nike shoes.

Rolo'mono: Drone's tried to hump these... They got stuck in the laces.

Seamus: The Mythbusters.

Rolo'mono: They made a lot of our planned weapon designs bust.

Seamus: R. Lee Ermey.

Rolo'mono: The water mellon slaughter was to much! OH KEANU REEVES! THOSE POOR MELONS!!!

Seamus slapps Rolo'mono.

Rolo'mono: Thanks... I needed that.

Seamus: And of course the number one ruiner of the covenant's day. World of Warcraft.

Rolo'mono: Ugh! Don't even talk about that!

Seamus: Since the prophets were stuck 24/7 playiing world of warcraft and other video games they had no time for running the war effort.

Rolo'mono: And after Regret and Mercy died Truth had no one to help him raid. Thus he was stuck at level sixty unable to obtian lvl 70. Then he found out about the 3rd Expansion pack.

FLASHBACK!!

We see Truth activating the Ark by forcing Johnson to do it for him.

Truth: NOW! I'll become more powerfull than Chuck Norris! MWWHAHHAA!!!

Suddenly a random brute runs up.

Brute 1: My lord! Urgent news! There is another!

Truth's eyes bug out.

Truth: What??!??! Blizzard did make another expansion pack?!!??!

The Brute holds up a copy of Wrath of the Lich King. Truth falls to his stubby knees in joy!

Truth: MY LIFE HAS MEANING!!!

He grabbs the game and runs over to his chair and installs it even as the flood begin their attack along with the Arbiter and Master Chief.

Truth: THERE REALLY IS A GOD!!

Suddenly just as he's loging in a message appears on his log in screen.

'This account has been frozen due to unpaid subscription. Please renew subscription or purchase one of our prepaid cards.'

-Blizzard.

Truth falls to his knees as his guards are rapidly over whelmed.

Truth: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! This blows.

END FLASHBACK!!!

Seamus: Thank god no one we know plays...

Ranger24: For the Horde Motherfuckers!

Seamus and Rolo'mono whirl about to see Ranger... Playing world of warcraft. The two glanced at eachother and screamed like banshees until they passed out.

Ranger24: It's true. I play world of warcraft. Also Kanton's dead. Moment of Silence please.