Sexy Rin: So I know that the last chapter was long as hell…

Kaiba: Tell me about it. I only came in once.

Sexy Rin: Well you'll come in a lot in this one!.

Joey: No no no .Sexy Rin, you can keep him out.

Kaiba: Please and she'll be getting rid of the good parts!

Sexy Rin: You're in no matter what Joey says or not Seto!

Joey: Scowls

Kaiba: Ha ha ha Rover now here's a chew toy. Hands him a Chew Toy

Joey: ARRRGGGHHH! Chases Kaiba with the Chew Toy.

Sexy Rin:Mokuba will you please do the disclaimer? Sweatsdrops

Mokuba: Sexy Rin does not own YuGiOh and if she did it would be a hell of a lot more interesting than it is!


Kaiba:
cough Yeah Cough right Cough

BAM!

Kaiba:OW! SEXY RIN!

Sexy Rin: Enjoy.!


"Where is it? WHERE IS IT?!" Books flew everywhere around Joey and Yugi. Tea backed away from him, knowing that Joey was bound to have a moodswing at any moment. They had ask Rebecca when he was going to get over the swings, but Rebecca said that it was undetermined, causing the YuGiOh gang to sigh. So they agreed to not set him off in anyway cause once Joey is in the swing, he's bound to make everyone jump on him.

"What are you looking for, Joey?" Tea asked, and Joey whirled around on her.

"What am I looking for?! Hmm…let's see here…probably, YOUR SENSE!"

Yugi looked around, seeing if Yami was anywhere near the hallway. Yugi knew, just like him, that Yami was very close to ether banishing Joey to the shadow realm or knocking the spit from his mouth. But they all agreed, Joey wouldn't be like this if it wasn't for that old wino that robbed him. Tea looked hurt, but she sucked it up.

"Whatever it is, maybe we could help you, Joey." She said, and Joey growled.

"You could help by just shutting the hell up and letting me think!"

"Joey," Yugi said, rubbing the bridge of his nose. These moodswings will be the death of him. " Tell us what you are looking for. Let us help you."

"It is my composition notebook." Joey said, giving up. Maybe if he did allow them to help him, they would ask less questions an actually help. He didn't want them in his business, but at this rate and his state of desperation, he really did need their help.

"What is in it?" Tea asked, and Joey growled again. Then again, he could always look on his own again.

"None of your damn business! It says private on it, and if you needed to know what was in it, then would it have private on it? I don't think so!" He spat out, and the two groaned at his reaction.

"I knew thee ever so well, as this lover hath me in a lovebound spell, so ever truly, I'll giveth life to know the name of this blue eyed beauty." Joey looked up in horror to Seto as he walked into the hallway, looking as his birthday had came early, or he became 10 million dollars richer. That's..my.. Joey thought.

"Kaiba…that was really nice…where did you get that from?" Tea asked Seto as he came upon them, and he grinned as he stared directly at Joey.

"Well-"

SLAM!

Seto couldn't get out his sentence, because in that second, Joey had him pinned up against the locker, eyes burning with fire. He blonde seethed with hatred, shame, and fury. This was a total nightmare.

"Where the hell is it?!" He demanded and Kaiba just smirked at the fuming blonde.

"Where's what exactly, mutt? I have no idea what you are speaking of."

"Do NOT play around with me, you stuck up rich asshole, where the hell is my damn book?!"

Kaiba's eyebrows raised at the sight of Joey's anger. Since when the mutt behaved so harshly? This book of his had to be precious.

"Temper will not do, Joseph. Especially for a guy who wants a certain book back. Now. the name was…hmm.." Seto stroked his chin, loving every tensed second that went by. "Oh yes…Joey- Private?"

"How did you get it?" Joey whispered, his anger calming down to a cool steam. Kaiba looked back at him, amusement dancing in his eyes. Now the dog was learning his place.

"Let's just say that puppies should watch their crap when they bump into their masters." Joey paused and his mind began to whirl back to the events of yesterday. I must've dropped the book after bumping into this bastard…oh shit. He thought, and he held Kaiba up higher at the realization.

"You return my book or else." He threatened, and Kaiba snickered in his face.

"I wouldn't dare make any demands to a person with blackmail on their minds. Not so smart, are you dog? Oh…of course not."

"You wouldn't dare you stuck up asswipe!"

"Try me mutt. Dare tempt me, and we will see who shall get the last insult, you insolent creature." Joey stared into the CEO's eyes. He knew there wasn't anything Kaiba wouldn't do to get revenge. He was about to kill himself over his brother in Pegasus's tournament t last year. Hop right off of a bridge for fear that losing to Yami would very much mean the end of his brother. Yep, the guy had heart. And a lot of nerve. Joey couldn't risk it.

"What do you want?"

"That's a good puppy. Now, put me down and head to my limo so we can go over the details." Joey put Kaiba down with a thud. He began to follow Kaiba out to his limo.

"Joey," He forgot that Tea and Yugi was still there, watching the whole scene, "We still have to get to class!"

"Shut up, friendship whore!" Joey shouted, holding his head down in shame. Kaiba couldn't help but laugh at that insult. What had gotten into the boy recently?

"That was a nice one, mutt." He said as they walked outside the building, and Tea wiped at her eyes. She knew exactly what Yugi would say as he wrapped his arms around her in a friendly hug.

"It's just his moodswings, Tea." He said, hoping to comfort her, and Tea nodded, still sniffing. It was hard to deal with such a friend.

"I know…"

Joey walked out the doors, gaping at Kaiba's stretch limo. The black shined in the sun light of the early morning. He wasn't any stranger to skipping school from time to time, but who in their right mind couldn't figure out whose limo this belonged to when a miniature statue of the blue eyes white dragon stood at the vehicle's head? He simply shook his head as he entered the limo, watching Kaiba stare out of the window at the passing streets.

"What does he want with me…"


"No. No. No. HELL NO." Joey threw the box at Kaiba, who just smirked at him from his position on the couch. They were in Kaiba's elaborate mansion, in Kaiba's elaborate living room, with his elaborate big screen TV that covered one entire wall, and as many game systems every ten year old wished he had. It was, to put simply, elaborate. Joey gave him an evil look.

"I rather die, get chopped up into a million pieces, burned, get my ashes chopped up, splashed in water, and then burn THAT water before I agree to this shit!" He demanded, standing up in horror.

"That can be arranged, mutt." Kaiba said, giving him an annoyed looked, and Joey growled.

"Are you threatening me, Kaiba?"

"I don't make threats, mutt. I make promises."

"Then promise me that you can back up what the hell you say then, Money bags!" He raised at Kaiba. Kaiba didn't flinch an inch, instead looking at Joey like he was crazy.

"Sit down, you idiot. You look foolish."

"You're the fool if you think that I will do this."

"I don't have any patience for your insults, Joey. I advise you to keep them to yourself."

"I don't give a damn about you or your fucking patience!"

"Do not use that vulgarity when my little brother comes home from school." Kaiba said, stern now. Joey was really testing his nerves. He could only imagine how the Feel Good Geek Squad must've felt with him. Joey was so mad that he didn't think logically when he said what he said.

"Kaiba, you think I give a damn?! You and your damn brother can both kiss my ass!"

….

Damn those moodswings was Joey's thought as Seto began to choke the life out of him on the couch. Joey struggled for air. He was strong, but even he couldn't manage to get out of the iron grip that was the angry's CEO. Kaiba began to speak in between very angry breaths.

"I would…kill you right NOW…if Yami did not inform me…of your little problem. However, if you EVER…speak of my brother in such a manner…you will not live…to see the rest of your swings…do. You. Understand. Me?" Kaiba hissed that last part out, putting emphasis on that 'understand' by squeezing Joey's throat before letting him go. Joey gasped for breath like a hungry fish. He nodded widely.

"Yeah…Got you…"

Seto sat back on his seat. Joey scooted WAY on the other side of the couch. Mokuba ran through the doors of the mansion into the living room and hugged Kaiba.

"Big brother! How was your day?"

Joey instantly regretted what he said about Mokuba. The raven haired kid didn't do anything to him, so he had no right saying that to Kaiba. Mokuba turned and faced him, smiling.

"Hey Joey! Long time no see!"

"Hey there, kid. How has it been going?" Joey said, instantly smiling. Mokuba had the ability where anyone could smile with him in the room.

"You know, same old. Running a multi billion dollar company gets old now and then."

"I don't know how you can do it, you brave soldier you." Mokuba snickered and Joey looked at Kaiba, who was smiling at his brother. Joey's moodswing went into calm mode. He settled down with Kaiba and Mokuba in their very elaborate home.


Joey looked in disgust as Kaiba put the box on the table.

"Now, you don't a have a choice in the matter, Wheeler. Mokuba is way too young, and I'm too busy for this. You have to do it for me." Seto demanded, glaring at Joey with a look that read that he didn't really have a choice in the matter.

"I told you, come up with something else or I'll walk." Joey said, and Kaiba glared at him harder.

"Walk, and the whole school will know of our newest Shakespeare."

Joey gave him an evil look. Kaiba opened the box and a picture of a girl with a sweet smile appeared on the table. Joey gave the girl a disgusting look. The video tape fell next to the picture.

"So, she finally sent the tape?" Mokuba said, looking at the picture of the girl and cringing up. Joey looked at the tape with a weird look on his face.

"What is it?"

Kaiba stood up and put the videotape into the VCR, mentally scolding the foolish girl for using such ancient technology. The same girl who was on the picture appeared on the screen, scaring all three of the men.

"At: Hi Seto Kaiba! I'm Mimi Honoko and as you know I am the daughter of the CEO of Honoko's Technologic Inc. As you want this deal to go through, my father asks of a small favor from you. I will be coming into Domino next week and I'll need an escort around its wonderful sights. I know you find this a wonderful opportunity to get to both make a deal and get to know me."

At this part she batted her eyelashes, which made the three boys cringe.

"So, I'll stay at your place with you for a week! I will meet you at the airport at exactly 6: 30 Sunday. I hope it will be our best week ever. Ta ta for now, sweetheart." The videotape went off with Mimi winking. Joey looked at Kaiba.

"I don't get you, Kaiba. Mimi is hot and she is rich. Why do you want me to play babysitter for ya?"

"I don't have time for little dates with a spoiled brat."

"Look whose talking.." Joey muttered, and Kaiba cleared his throat menencagily.

"What was that?"

"I ain't gonna date her because your scrawny ass is too afraid of girls!"

"You will because I say so, you idiotic mutt!" Kaiba shouted, blushing furiously at Joey's comment.

"You can take your demands and shove them up you're a-" Kaiba gave him the deadliest look he could ever give anyone. Joey stopped, remembering that little "Incident" that happened earlier. His throat STILL hurt. He stopped and swallowed his words.

"…When do I pick her up?" At that, Kaba smirked and settled down.

"I will retrieve you Saturday night, and you will spend the night in one of the guest rooms. You will then go pick her up at the allotted time."

"Hey..why I got to spend the night if I'm going to get her in the evening?" At that, Mokuba coughed a little.

"Umm…Joey…she meant 6: 30 AM."

"WHAT?!" He shouted, and Kaiba ran a hand through his hair in annoyance.

"Just be here."


Joey was heading up the streets from the Kaiba mansion, his head down and sulking. He did not need this on his plate right now.

"Joey wait up"

Oh my GOD! He thought. He turned around to face Rebecca, Yami, Tea, and Mai. He smiled a fake smile. Did he need these people in his face right now? He could feel a moodswing kicking in.

"What's up?" He asked, trying to keep his cool.

"Nothing much, "Mai said, smiling at him. "How are you doing?"

"I'll be better once I can lay down and get rid of this killer headache."

"The concussion is still bothering you, huh?" Rebecca asked him, and Joey bit back a smart retort.

"Well…what do you think, Rebecca?"

"I have some bad news, Joey." She said, shifting on her feet. Joey groaned. Today was just not his day.

"Lay it on me, girl."

"Well…since you failed to go comatose when you were hit by that brick…well…you are…well…"

"Rebecca…Spit it out!" Joey shouted, and everyone around him jumped. Rebecca gave him a sad look, and Joey felt his heart sink. Was it what he feared all along?

"Well, your moodswings. They are permanent, Joey."

Joey cursed inside his head. Great what a wonderful time to get moodswings, now that I have to watch over Mimi for Kaiba. And I need to make a good impression too...He thought.

"So you mean…I'm like this…FOREVER?!" He shouted, and Mai reached out to hug him.

"Calm down, baby. Rebecca has some medicine that can help your mood swings out. Don't worry."

"One, Mai. I am not your baby. And two, Rebecca, give me those pills. NOW!" He said, snatching his hand out. Rebecca hopped a step back, glaring at Joey.

"I will give then to you when I am damn well ready! Until then, you will have to suck. It. Up."

"Suck it up, huh?" Joey heard those words, and his body did a weird flip. Suddenly, he felt…lustful? Sexy? He couldn't explain it. Joey's eyes got all narrow and he smirked. He slid up next to Rebecca and wrapped an arm around her, who gave out an "Eep"

"I got something for you to suck on, Rebecca. Do you know what it is? I'll give you a clue. It's long, thick, hard, in my pocket, and it isn't a lollipop-"

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SLAP!

Joey blinked and looked at Rebecca with a confused look on his face.

"Who do you think you're playing with, Joseph Wheeler! I am the wrong one! Sheesh, I guess anger isn't the only mood that is outrageous with you!"

The others nodded in shock. Joey blushed as he realize what he said.

"Rebecca..I'm so sorry..I didn't mean-"

"And to think you are Yugi's best friend! HMPH!"

"Calm down Rebecca. It is his moodwings, remember?" Yami said as Rebecca blushed with fury. Rebecca turned her head in digust away from the others.

"Whatever. I'm going to go get those pills quickly. I will see you guys later."

She walked off with a long stride. Joey blushed harder as he began to walk with his friends. This is NOT good He thought.


Sexy Rin: So that's part 2!

Ladies: Applause

Sexy Rin: Merci, Merci!

Joey: Awww this sucks man!

Sexy Rin: What's wrong Joey?

Joey: Why did I have to come on to REBECCA? She's like 12!

Sexy Rin: So and your point is?

Joey: Nevermind.

Sexy Rin:Ok stay tuned for the next chapter.

Rebecca: When is the Yaoi gonna set in?

Sexy Rin: Next Chapter I promise.!

Mokuba: OK! Stay tuned folks!
End of Chapter 2.