Sexy Rin: So This is Chapter 3 of my wonderful romance!

Kaiba: And you are doing on hell of a job.

Sexy Rin: Aww thanks Seto!

Kaiba: I was being sarcastic.

Sexy Rin: Let's just start the damn thing! MOKUBA!

Mokuba: Gulps Sexy Rin doesn't own YuGiOh and if she did I would love her forever and ever!

Sexy Rin: Awww thanks Mokie!

Sexy Rin and Mokuba huggles.

Sexy Rin: Enjoy!
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"HI! You must be Seto Kaiba! Funny you don't look much like the picture I got of you" Joey cringed. No she did NOT just call me RichBoy...Ok Joey calm down remember, make a good impression. He thought as he stood staring at the brunette with bouncy curls. She was hot, with a curvy body in her crisp white spring dress and blue sun hat. Joey actually laughed at that. Blue and white, boy was she trying to impress Kaiba.

"You're still cute though. Hehe, I wore this for you." Mimi Honoko, daughter of business typhoon, twirled in her skimpy little dress, and Joey had to bite his lip to keep from making any vulgar comments. She was a little too hot, for his condition. How come Kaiba didn't want to come on a date with such a girl?

"Actually, Ms. Honoko, I am Joseph Wheeler, Mr. Kaiba's assistant. He is busy at the moment, so I will-"

"I thought I specifically asked for Seto Kaiba, not his damned assistant!" Mimi's face suddenly turned a horrific shade of red, and Joey's eyes widened. What jus happened to the hot angel in front of him? She suddenly turned into some Harpy lady or something, and Joey could feel his condition start to swell. "Once my Daddy hears of this-"

"Look here, ya little spoiled bitch! Ya Pops isn't here right now, so shut yer mouth for I-"Joey stopped, seeing the shocked look on Mimi's face. Shit, Kaiba is going to kill me. He thought. He cleared his throat.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Honoko, but Seto Kaiba is really busy at the moment. I will guide you until he is avaible." Mimi appeared to be satisfied with his attitude change, and she began to walk towards the limo from the airport, her nose in the air.

"Don't think you can use that excuse every time, you peasant. I better be able to see him or I'll have your head!"

I see now why he wanted to flake on her. Sweet and beautiful on the outside, a bitch on the inside...At least she has a nice body...Joey smirked as he looked her up and down. Man, was she hot? When was the last time he was with someone this hot? Oh yeah, Mai…He shook her head and let out a long whistle. This action seemed to disturb Mimi, and she looked at him and growled.

"What in the world are you gawking at?!"

"Your smokin' body- AH! I mean, nothing ma'am. You may call me Joey." He mentally kicked himself in the head. Get it together…Mimi didn't seem to notice his struggle.

"I'll call you whatever I wish, peasant. Now let's go already!" Joey growled as he led Mimi to the limo. The driver drove them around Domino as Joey explained the sights. Mimi wasn't paying any attention, and that irritated Joey even more. Joey rolled his eyes as they pulled up to a restaurant for lunch.

"Le Chateau de France?" Mimi read the sign with obvious interest, and that gave Joey a small hint of victory. She was actually satisfied with something, "I don't want to eat at this place!"

"What?!" Joey was mortified. Even he couldn't afford to eat at such a place! If it wasn't for Kaiba, he wouldn't even come a mile to this place, and here she was complaining?! "Ms. Mimi, it is the finest restaurant in Domino!"

"I do not care if it is the finest restaurant in the world! I am not eating at this shit house for peasants like you! You can eat here, peasant! But I refuse! Do you hear me?!"

Joey clutched his fists begging his anger to keep calm. Mimi continued to make a temper tantrum within the limo.

"Furthermore, I demand to go to KaibaCorp this instant!"

"But Ms. Mimi-"

"And you will not!" She pointed her finger in his face, "Refer to me as that, you disrespectful thing! You will call me Madame or Princess, do you understand?!"

"Maybe you will do better at KaibaCorp after all!!!" Mimi gasped at Joey's reaction. Joey was turning red and a vein was popping out of his head. He grabbed her arm and practically threw her in the Limo. He jumped in and yell "KAIBACORP NOW!" At the driver, who sped off like, the car was being chased by Satan himself. They pulled up at KaibaCorp in 5 minutes flat. Joey hopped out of the car and ran over to Mimi's side. He almost ripped her door out. Mimi got out of the car shaking a little. Joey began to talk in between VERY angry breaths.

"I advise you…to get out of the car…right now! GO!" Mimi ran into the building like demons was at her heels. Joey sat down in the limo. Well...I'm in trouble...He thought. But man that bitch was just TOO annoying! He looked depressed at the driver, who heard the conversation and understood why Joey acted the way he did in the first place.

"Joy," He knew the driver on a personal level. "Just take me to my house, please?"

"Are you going to be okay?" She asked, the young woman looking at Joey with concern. She understood the situation, and she felt sorry that he had to go through such a monster like that. Kaiba wasn't bound to be pleased either.

"I'll be fine until Kaiba gets his hands on me. Then…I might have to write my will. Do you want my blankets, Joy?" At that, Joy couldn't help but laugh.

"Alright, Joey. Who knows? Kaiba dumped the broad off on you. He might know how annoying she is and understand your reactions." She told them as they pulled off towards the Slums of Domino.

The phone rang with such intensity, Joey was afraid it was going to waken his drunk father. He jumped out of bed to grab the receiver and glanced at the clock. Three in the fucking morning….

"What the HELL do you want?!" He shouted into the phone.

"MUTT GET HERE NOW!" Joey's blood froze at the sound and tone of the other voice at the end. He knew exactly who it was, but he couldn't believe the tone. It sounded like he was ready to…kill someone or something…

"K-Kaiba?" He asked, taking a huge breath when the phone clicked, beeping to signal that the call was over.

Oh shit...

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Joey hesitantly ranged the doorbell to Kaiba's mansion. He straighten his hair and checked his watch.4:00 a.m. Couldn't this wait till the morning? He thought. He shook a little as Mokuba opened the door, eyes widened with fear. Just what was going on in that house?

"I will give you ten seconds to run. I will tell him that you left the country. Trust me, he will understand why." Joey's heart skipped a beat twice.

"That mad…huh?"

"Oh, you can say it is BEYOND mad…" He said, and Joey groaned, leaning against the wall in fear. His face was pale, and he knew that he was in trouble.

"I don't understand!" He said out of frustration. "I just showed her around, what could have made him so damn mad?!"

"Let's just say that if you make the daughter of an important partner, then it will end in disastrous results." Mokuba explained, before both jumped at the sound of a door slamming and falling off. Footsteps were heard, and Joey almost ran away from the house right then and there.

"MOKUBA! Who is at that damn door?! It better be that dog, I swear…He will regret crossing paths with me…" They could hear his raid, and Joey stood up straight. Damnit, he was a man, he could handle Kaiba. Then, why was his knees so damn weak?

"Now…you have five seconds." Mokuba whispered, and he tried to shove Joey out of the way and towards the street. Joey paused, holding Mokuba back.

"I better go in or you'll be in so much trouble."

"MUTT!" Kaiba could hear Joey's voice, and he wasn't about to let him get away. "Get in here now!"

Joey stepped into the house with his head high. No matter how scary the CEO can be, Joey was going to take it like a man. Mokuba closed the door behind him. He motioned for Joey to come upstairs. He gave Joey one last look.

"One more chance…"

"I can handle it, Mokuba."

"…Oh, boy…"

He stopped in front of Kaiba's office, his tan face almost as pale as Joey's. Mokuba knocked on the door.

"Big brother?" Mokuba cracked the door open slightly, not seeing anything but the wall. He didn't want to be in the cross fire when his brother started. "Joey is here…to visit you…"

"Send him in and go to bed." A simple command towards Mokuba sounded like a death sentence to Joey. Mokuba shook his head and gave Joey a small smile.

"This is not going to be pretty…Don't kill him, big brother! Please, do not kill him! Mimi wasn't worth it!" Joey gave Mokuba a crazy look, his eyes widening.
"He isn't capable of murder…is he?" He said. Surely, Kaiba valued his business and reputation more than anything. He wouldn't dare dirty his perfect little hands with blood. Joey knew that much. Mokuba opened the door, revealing a very calm and VERY angry CEO. Joey almost crapped his pants.

"See for yourself." Mokuba said, biting his lip.

"Go. To. Bed!" Kaiba shouted, and Mokuba ran down the hall, turning around repeatly to give Joey a sad "Farewell" look. Geez, the kid is already planning my funeral Joey thought. He turned and looked at Kaiba.

"Come in, Joseph." Kaiba commanded, and Joey walked into the room. The door seemed to magically slam shut behind him with a BAM! Joey jumped and looked around. Kaiba's office was pretty elaborate, like the rest of his mansion. On the floor lied a huge rug made of the Blue Eyes White Dragon's image. A huge fish tank stood as a wall on his right of the desk, and the CEO sat in a white leather chair, huge over his black desk. A small row of TVs stood in the wall on his left, and a whole row of books was on a bookshelf that revolved around slowly.

"Sit."

"But-" Joey started.

"Now!" Joey plopped into a chair right in front on the desk. Kaiba eyed him.

"Do you have any idea of what happened tonight?"

"Umm….no?" Joey decided to play clueless, just to see the enormity of the situation. Certainly, it couldn't be this bad.

"Ms. Honoko, the one I so graciously asked you to watch over, apparently has left, and with a bad report of KaibaCorp. She has claimed that we could not provide her with a lovely visit, therefore, she doesn't approve of KaibaCorp as being capable of handling any business with her company if they failed to simply show a lovely girl around." Joey snickered at that last part. Seto eyed him harshly.

"Do you actually find this funny, mutt?"

"Actually, Kaiba. I do. That Mimi is one riot, I tell you that much. To say that someone's company is incapable of doing something just because her visit happened to be horrid…"

"Oh..so let me get this clear….," He said, standing up from his desk and walking slowly over towards him. " You think that me, losing a major deal, is funny? You find the fact that potentially three million dollars has went down the drain because you couldn't make one girl happy is something worth laughing at?"

"Well, if you put it that way-"

SLAM!

Joey couldn't breathe because at that moment, Kaiba had him pinned against the wall, chocking the life out of him. Joey remembered this feeling as he tried to get out of the iron grip.

"Do you realize how funny that ISN'T, you idiotic dog?! Do you see at how not hilarious this situation is?!"

"Let…me.." Joey couldn't even think. Kaiba had completely snapped. Apparently, the situation was that serious.

"What's that?" Kaiba began to sneer in his face. "You want me to let you go? Like someone like you is important. I can't think of anyone who would really need such a worthless dog like you, Joseph. No…I think I would be doing the world a favor by not letting you go."

Joey's eyes began to water as he struggled for much needed air. He IS capable of murder...He thought. Joey scanned around, looking for something to get the Devil off of him. He found a book on the desk. Well, its worth a try He grabbed the book and smacked Kaiba in the face with it with all of his strength.

Kaiba fell back against the ground with a THUMP! Joey fell on the ground and struggled for some air, a rushing sound in his ears. He turned to look for the CEO when a sudden flash collided into him. Joey saw lights and felt blood in his mouth. It was obvious that Kaiba just punched him. Damn, well I was hoping to avoid this, but seeing as how I have a rep. to save... Joey opened his eyes and hit the closest body part that was by him. Seto gripped Joey's forearm but it was a little top late. He coughed up some phlegm as Joey hit his stomach dead on. He struggled to talk.

"You…bastard…" He threw Joey on his back, but Joey took him with him hitting him with a right on the CEO's cheek. That's gonna leave a bruise. Joey thought. Kaiba growled and kicked Joey, making fall to his knees, clutching his stomach. He heaved for some air.

"A kick?! You are a pussy!" He grabbed Kaiba around his ankles and lunged forward, causing Kaiba to fall on his back. He hit his elbows, which cause hot pain to shoot throughout Kaiba's arm. He let out a yell, as Joey tried to stand up.

Joey's hand accidentally slipped on the light switch, causing the whole room to go dark, and unabling the blonde to see the CEO. Uh oh...He thought. Joey scrambled to get up as he backed against the wall, his heart thudding in his ears. I won't be able to move until my eyes adjust, so I'll try to stay here, maybe he'll give me a break...

THUD!

Joey found himself on his back with a very angry CEO on him. Kaiba's hands was against Joey's neck, harder than the first 2 times.

"Does it hurt, Joseph? Feeling death slowly trickle upon you? I can't wait to see you dead…Nobody has ever laid a hand on Seto Kaiba…"

Tears of pain were slowly twinkling down Joey's face. Damn, I don't want to die like this...Joey thought. Joey didn't have to see Kaiba's face to tell that he had a deranged crazy smirk on his face. Joey thought that his lungs were about to catch on fire when...

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

"Big brother don't kill him please!" The two boys could hear Mokuba's voice coming from the other side of the door. It sounded like he had been crying. Kaiba relaxed his grip on Joey's neck.

"Mokuba…" He said, distracted. He didn't want to torment is little brother this way. Now's my chance! Joey thought and he uppercut Kaiba onto his back. He quickly scrambled on top of Kaiba and placed his hands on the struggling CEO's neck. Joey breathed in some air.

"You thought you could get the best of me…didn't you?" Mokuba still continued to beat on the door, but Joey ignored it. His mood had snapped now and only one thing was on his mind. Death.

"Damn you…" Kaiba thought, feeling himself growing lightheaded.

"You shouldn't speak, Kaiba. You lose air faster that way…On second thought, it would make my life so much easier. You are allowed to speak." Joey strattled his hips as Kaiba continued to wriggle under him. An uncontrollable, unknown desire surged through Joey. Kaiba's weakness under Joey seemed to be...turning him on...Joey started to get a really deranged look on face as he squeezed tighter.

"Really, you should be thankful for what I am doing to you. In the after life, you won't have to worry about running a multi-million dollar company." Joey's mood was off the meter. Kaiba was really trying to get out from under him. He was talking about death now. A weird smile crossed Joey's face.

"What about my brother?" Kaiba asked, trying to reason with him.

"Well, he will just have to learn to live without his "big brother", now will he? But, I do wish to do you a favor before letting you pass Kaiba."

"And what is that?" Kaiba said, feeling his vision blur a little. What? A favor? What could he possibly talk about?

"I've always…admired you and your skills…" HJoey said, leaning towards him skillfully. "And since you're a few minutes away from death, I would like to get what I've always wanted from you…"

"What in the hell-" He didn't get to finish. Kaiba felt something hot and moist against his lips. His eyes grew wide as his breath was stolen by another. No he is NOT kissing me! Kaiba thought. Then as quickly as it happened, it stopped. Joey gave Kaiba a quick swipe with his tongue and he let him go. Kaiba gasped and breathed for air.

Joey smirked as he got up and switched on the light, revealing a red and slightly bruised CEO. Joey smiled with his bruised lips. He went and opened the door to reveal a tear stained Mokuba with red fists. Mokuba saw Joey's deranged look and backed up in surprise.

"Are you two okay?" Mokuba asked, and Joey smirked, patting the younger boy's head.

"I'll be going now. Your brother is not mad and he will be returning my book tomorrow with no questions asked. Good night Mokuba." Mokuba looked at Kaiba, whose cheeks was bruised. Kaiba's eyes were wide with shock. Joey left the house with the same smile on his bruised face. Mokuba ran to his brother.

"Big brother! Say something! Please!"

Kaiba stared at the ground, unable to speak or move. Is it just me? Or did I see something I didn't want to see? He thought.
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Sexy Rin: And that is Chapter 3!

Ladies: Silence with shock

Sexy Rin: Aww what? No Applause?

Kaiba: How can you make me so weak?

Sexy Rin: You're not weak! You practically killed Joey!

Joey: But I made a come back. You can't win every time Kaiba.

Kaiba:Whatever, this is too gay.

Sexy Rin: It's all good! Am I right ladies?

Ladies:(Claps)Yeah!

Sexy Rin: So stay tuned and oh...Mokuba I'm sorry.

Mokuba: That's ok, as long as they stopped. I'm not so emotionally disturbed anymore!

Sexy Rin: …Ok stay tuned for chapter 4!