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The next day I decided to hit them with my infamous, "Call the Morgue" quiz.
I woke them up and told them they had to take a quiz. Annabeth shot right up, while Percy said, " Come on Annabeth, it's a Saturday. Gimme ten more minutes."
I instantly said, "Awww." Then Percy shot up.
I gathered them to the top of the ship and said, "In this quiz, I will explain what to do if one of us is seriously injured. The only question is: If one of us has one of our arms cut off, and we're going to die in about 30 seconds, what should you do?"
Annabeth immediately answered confidently, "Cut off part of your sleeve and tie it tightly around their cut off arm."
"Wrong." I told her.
"What?"
"Wrong. Percy?"
He thought for a second. He was obviously dumbfounded. "Um, call the morgue?"
Now it was time for me to be dumbfounded. "Actually, you're right. The first one." Annabeth looked extremely angry.
"That's all I needed you for. Goodbye." I still couldn't get over the fact that Percy got it right.
Review! Also tell me if you thought that the 'call the morgue' joke was funny. It was kind of a filler chapter.
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