Sexy Rin: You guys get more reviews in the opinion column than the actual story!
Kaiba: That's because we can be ourselves here.
Sexy Rin: Not exactly.
Kaiba: What do you mean.
Sexy Rin turns Kaiba into a ballerina. He does a puree or however you say it, as Sexy Rin, Mokuba, and Joey falls out laughing.
Kaiba: I GET THE POINT!
Sexy Rin: Turns him back Sorry Seto I just had to prove my point.
Joey: Well maybe people like us and not the sorry excuses for us that you put in your story.
Sexy Rin: You guys are not sorry! The girls love you!
Kaiba: Nope, we're sorry, in the story that is.
Sexy Rin: Whatever haters. Mokuba, darling. Disclaimer please.
Mokuba: Sexy Rin does not own YuGiOh and if she did we wouldn't be so clueless or act so slow all the time.
Kaiba: I don't act slow in the series, I'm intelligent.
Joey: Oh yeah and my mom is Beyonce.
Kaiba: Hey, I'll be giving her a call.
Sexy Rin: Oh puh-LEEZE! on with Chapter 5!
Note: I want to thank all who are actually reading my stories. It is hard to put up with creativity and the people who refuse to read the crap! Anyway, if you wish for me to continue, please review! It makes me and the others smile! Anyhow, two chapters, because I received a fabulous review from one person, so she gets two chappies from me.
See, I treat those who love me. Keep reading and reviewing.
-Sexy Rin.
Well, this is the book... Joey thought. He sat down on his bed and put in one of his favorite songs.
Hmm...I never actually read what I wrote in here. He thought as he opened to the first page. He saw the words "I Apologize" on it in Kaiba's neat handwriting. He still didn't understand why Kaiba wrote that. He turned to his first poem as he began to read.
" As I sleep in the night, under the moon light, your face comes into my dreaming sight,
Your enchanting blue eyes, they mesmerize, brighter than God's blue skies,
your delicate face, I could never erase, in my heart it holds a permanent place,
AS i had yet to know your name, it always remains the same, as you torture me with your love game,
mysterious stranger of mine, why do you waste time, more beautiful than the Divine,
tall and strong, i know you last long, when I awake please don't be gone..."
Joey observed the poem. This has nothing to do with Kaiba. He thought.
Really? Who else has blue eyes and is tall and strong?
Uh, Tea?
Puh-LEEZE! Like she will ever be more beautiful than the Divine, she's not even a dime! Oh hey, I rhymed! Joey rolled his eyes. He turned a few pages till he found one that seemed to have more normal words in it. This one got to the point.
"I don't know why he keeps haunting me, in my dreams,
He always torture me, or so it seems,
First he caresses my face, then he kisses me gently,
and as he looks into my brown eyes with his sapphire blue, he tells me he loves me,
and I receive a feeling I can't explain, and feeling that always seems to make me insane,
How can I love a stranger, when I don't even know your name?
I wish he would stop playing these games, and tell me his name,
the feeling of him kissing me, makes me want to believe,
maybe is he? Maybe he could be the one,
the one for me"
Ok now I know THAT didn't have anything to do with...
Just keep reading! Joey flipped a few pages after seeing "Blue eyes" for three of them, then he got to one that looked convincing.
Uh oh.
What did I tell you? READ IT!
"My lover is demanding, my lover has a hard heart, when we get to arguing, its hard to tear us apart,
we always fuss, we always fight, but I know that will change one night,
he always call me names, like Rover or mutt, sometimes I hate him, his attitude sucks,
it gets to the point where I want to kill him sometimes, but even I know I can't kill something that fine,
I just wish one day that he'll let our fighting be, and looks me in my eyes and tells me he loves me,
That's the life I want to live, and for that life, anything I'll give."
Joey's conscious seemed to be doing a victory dance. Joey scowled.
What did I tell ya? If that didn't have anything to do with Kaiba, then I'll eat my head.
But...but...
No excuses pup, you're in love. Joey put his book aside as he looked at the ceiling. He laid back and took a deep breath.
" I'm in love...with Kaiba?"
Joey left the book at home as he rushed to school. He ran through the halls, breathing hard. After what seemed like hours, he ran into the classroom. BRRRIIINNNGGG! The school bell ranged.
" Wooh! I...made..it." He fell out on the floor as the class giggled and applauded. The teacher nudged him on the side.
" Hai, Wheeler, you made it. So get to your seat." Joey grinned as he got up and went to his seat. Yugi and Yami sat on the opposite sides of him. They looked at him.
" Joey, are you ok?" Yami asked, a little concerned.
"So like usual Rover, you're 1 second from being late." Kaiba sat right behind him. Joey sneered as he turned around to face the one he loved.
" And as usual Richie Rich, you're an asshole. So fuck you and have a nice day." He turned around.
It's better if I just get over him and find someone else.
Or you can just keep it a secret.
Naw, I know what I'm doing...
Whatever Einstein, just don't fuck up. The class went a little more interesting than usual. Since it was health class, the teacher's subject on relationships was better than the usual "Stay Away From Drugs" crap. She had everyone's full attention.
" Crushes act in different ways for each people. There are some in which the person never talks to the crush, and then there is some where the crushes are the best of friends. There are some in which the crushes are super nice to each other, and then there are some that the crushes hate each other's guts. But ether way the person feeling the crush is never going to be able to get that crush out their mind unless something is done about it." The sensei really had caught the class' attention.
Sounds like you.
What do you mean?
Well, that last part about the crush, it sounds like you and Kaiba.
Please, I know this crush is one-sided. He hates me.
Maybe, maybe not...
" Joey...JOEY!" Joey snapped up looking around. Yami and Yugi were giving him crazy looks.
" What?"
" You didn't hear your partner did you?" Yami asked, looking as if some true shit was about to hit the fan. Joey raised an eyebrow out of confusion.
" My partner? For what?"
" The teacher just assigned us a partner. We have to pretend that we're married for 2 weeks. And I'm guessing that you didn't hear your partner." Yugi explained, looking just as concerned as his cousin. Joey shook his head.
" Naw, who is my partner?" Yami and Yugi looked behind Joey. Joey froze as he turned around to a ghostly white Kaiba.
" Umm...I don't think so!" Joey shouted, catching the attention of many of his classmates.
" Why me? Why me? WHY ME?" Kaiba said, rubbing the bridge of his nose. He didn't have time for the mutt. Not like this, anyway. Joey's hand shot up. The teacher turned around.
" Hai, Joey?"
" I would like to have another partner please, I can't work with Kaiba."
" And why not?"
" Because…." Shit, he didn't have an excuse. Kaiba raised his hand quickly.
" Because I haven't had my rabies shot." The class laughed. Joey turned around and gave Kaiba an EVIL look. Kaiba just smirked at him.
" Well then...Mr.Kaiba you have more than enough money to get your shot and Joey, it would look really stupid just to fail because you don't want to work with someone you don't like. So you two are partners. Got it?"
" But-" Both students started, but the teacher gave them evil looks.
" GOT IT!"
"… Hai Sensei." Joey sulked in his seat. Yami patted his back.
"Don't feel bad. I was partnered with Triston. Now THAT'S BAD!"
" Well Yami I was partnered with YOUR girlfriend. I'm sorry, but that bitch is just too annoying!"
" Hey watch it! Tea is not THAT bad."
" Thanks for trying to cheer me up guys, but nothing is gonna help this time. Tell Rebecca to give me a couple more bottles of those pills." Joey said, brushing his blonde locks out of his eyes and giving them a pleading look. Yugi giggled a little bit.
" Hah, I will Joey." BRRRIIINNNGGG! The bell ranged. Everyone stood up to line up at the teacher's desk with their partners. Joey slowly got next to Kaiba, who wouldn't look at him. The teacher smiled at them.
" C'mon boys, it won't be THAT bad."
"You know what you're doing, don't you?" Joey accused and Kaiba humped in agreement. The teacher just grinned as she gave them their assignment papers. Joey walked behind Kaiba as they read over the assignment.
" Ok I plan on spending as little time on this as possible so let's just do what it has to say and get it over with. Ok we have to come up with jobs." Joey told him. Kaiba looked at him. Joey got the message. They walked and sat down at a table in the lunchroom. They got out their pens as they began to fill out the first sheet of the packet.
" Ok so you're CEO and I'm an Engineer. So what's your salary Kaiba?"
" It depends, just put down 150,000 a year." Joey gasped and goggled at him.
" Are you for real?!"
" Humph, that's not even close to what I make, but like you said, I want to spend as little time as possible." Kaiba said, glaring at him with a quirked eyebrow. Joey cleared his throat as the two locked eyes, brown with blue.
"… Right. I'll put 100,000 for mine. Ok now what's our house?"
" A mansion of course. Now, hmmm...this is gonna be interesting…."
"What?" Joey asked, leaning over the packet to find what Kaiba was looking at.
" Who's the husband, and who's the wife?"
" I'm the husband." They both exclaimed at the same time. They both gave each other funny looks. Joey stood up.
" No way Kaiba, I'm the man of this relationship and that's how it's gonna be."
" Really? Well I make more than you, so I have to provide. You can be the housewife Rover." Kaiba couldn't help but smirk. Just who did this dog think he was?
" I'm not your damn housewife or your dog!"
" Tsk,tsk, you sure do get angry like a wife, so that decides it."
"That doesn't decide shit!" Joey slammed his fist on the table. Kaiba looked around at all the people who were watching.
" Fine, we'll decide later pup. We don't need to make a scene."
" Whatever Kaiba. Look I have to go. I'll call you or something." Joey grabbed his bag, but Kaiba stood up with him and grabbed his arm.
" Where are you going?" Joey looked at him with confused eyes and tugged at his arm.
" None of your business. I'll be back ok?"
" But you have to let me know...," Kaiba said, and Joey actually stopped , giving Kaiba a small look of concern. Was he actually worrying about him? Kaiba saw the genuine look of Joey's face, and he blushed. The blonde actually could be cute at times, and it made Kaiba highly uncomfortable. "you know what, never mind you go right ahead."
Kaiba let go of his arm and began to walk away, leaving Joey stunned. Joey turned around and began to walk away.
What was that?
Yeah, did I just hear Kaiba cared?
Ok well then, let me get outta hear for pigs start to fly. –
Joey walked to the Kaiba mansion. I didn't mean to be at Serenity's for a week. I missed school and everything. Well I better tell Richie Rich that I'm back. He knocked on the door. Mokuba answered.
" JOEY! Hey what's shaking?"
" Nothing Mokuba! Is your brother at home?"
" Yeah, but he seems to be having a hissy fit. He's snapped at me 3 times today."
" Oh well I'll fix that…" Joey paused, remembering what happened last time they were here. He knew how much it disturbed Mokuba. " And sorry about what happened."
" No problem, don't worry about it." Mokuba knew that he liked Joey. He didn't even see him as anything else but a great friend, and a potential big brother. " He's in his room." Mokuba walked Joey up to Kaiba's room. He knocked on the door.
" Big brother?"
" What?" Joey cringed at the harsh tone of Kaiba's voice.
" You have a visitor. It's Joey."
" Let him in." Joey opened the door. Kaiba was busy typing on his laptop, laying back on his bed. He had a long white beater with some long blue bottoms that was baggy. His slender muscles showed as her moved his slightly muscular arms to type. Joey gulped.Uh, why was I here again? Kaiba stopped typing as he looked up. Mokuba smiled at Joey as he shut the door behind him. Joey looked around Kaiba's room. Very original, nothing outrageous. He thought.
" Where were you Pup?" Joey snapped out of his trance.
"Uh... At my sister's house."
" Did you forget about a little project that we were assigned a week ago?"
" No, and I have been doing the homework, just...by myself." Kaiba stood up and walked over to him. Joey backed up till Kaiba had him pinned against the wall.
"By yourself? I don't expect to fail just because you want to be independent."
" Look here, if you plan on fighting me, I want a divorce." Joey said, closing his eyes. He did not need this now.
" You want a divorce now eh? Want to leave me just because YOU were somewhere and never told me? Well then, I want a divorce pup." At that, Joey snapped his eyes open and stared at Kaiba with an incredulous look. Kaiba just gave him a firm stare back, and they locked eyes again.
" Hold up, you can't leave me! I won't fail because of you!" Kaiba backed up and sat on his bed.
" Well too bad Rover, you want a divorce, and so do I, so let's get one."
" See the only reason I want one is because I can't work with you! "
" YOU can't work with ME? You went off for a damn week and never called me. What kind of a wife is that?"
" I'm NOT the damn wife! And who knows what you were doing while I was gone?" Kaiba froze for a second. Joey narrowed his eyes.
"You accusing me of cheating?"
" I'm not accusing you of selling cookies." Kaiba practically hopped off the bed, he was being so ridiculous.
" Puh-LEEZE! Why would I cheat on you? I have a company to rule, I'm too busy for little things like that! I don't have time for affairs! But I can't say the same for you."
" Oh so you think I was cheating? Well don't try to turn this around, I'm not dirty like you!"
" Well, since you suggest that I'm dirty, I'll just go out and find someone else then." Kaiba said, his smirk dominating his features and pissing Joey clear off. "There are thousands of girls who would love to get me once you divorce me. I won't fail, you would."
" So you go get them then! I would rather fail than spend anymore time with you!" Joey said, feeling tears well up in his eyes. Why was he even having this argument with such a person?!
" FINE THEN!", Kaiba was mad as hell. How dare someone so low as he defile something like Kaiba's good name?! " I don't need you, you're just a dirty ass mutt that won't get and can't get anybody. You're NOTHING without me to help you."
Joey was shaking. Kaiba smirked at him, knowing he won the battle. Joey bit his bottom lip, trying to calm his anger.
" I hate you Kaiba. I hate you and I never want to even THINK of you AGAIN!" Seto shrugged as he laid back on his bed, propped up by his elbows, looking sexy as hell.
" Fine, get out." Joey's mood snapped. Kaiba blinked as Joey pinned him on the bed. Joey trapped his mouth with his own. Kaiba tried to pull back, but Joey held him fast. He forced his tongue inside Kaiba's mouth. Kaiba, always being the dominant one, flipped Joey on his back and fought for dominance. He won and he ravished Joey's mouth. He pulled back once he felt Joey struggling for air. Joey breathed as his mood calmed down. He grew afraid.
NOW I'm gonna get it!
Well, at least you got what you wanted before you died. He watched as Kaiba's slightly bruised lips curved into a smirk.
Fuck it. Joey thought.
" I love you Kaiba." Joey said, slumping down towards him and awaiting his word. He was silent for quite some time before…
" Hai pup, I know. I been knew. I just wanted you to confess."
" So you knew all along huh?" Joey actually let out a laugh, and Kaiba began to slowly stroke his blonde hair.
"Yep, ever since I read your little book. I can't believe all the things you wrote about me. I thought you were just joking."
" Well…" Joey felt himself blush. Kaiba leaned back a little as he rose off of Joey. He walked over and grabbed his packet from his desk.
" So then Pup, I'm guessing you'll be the wife?"
" Alright. I don't mind anymore." Kaiba smirked.
"Thought so." Kaiba signed the paper as the husband. Joey sat up and looked at Kaiba. Gods, he is so perfect...He thought. Kaiba turned around and looked at Joey.
" You'll be in school tomorrow. I'll be picking you up alright?"
" Hai Kaiba. I'll be up early."
" Good Pup. Now you may leave." Joey got up and walked toward the door. He opened the door, but then Kaiba grabbed him and turned him around, catching his lips in a kiss. Joey sighed into the kiss as Kaiba pulled back.
" Goodnight Pup."
" Goodnight Richie Rich." Joey left the Kaiba Mansion with a rising feeling in his heart. His conscious smiled at him.
So you got what you wanted right?
Yep! I didn't know it would be so easy. But... Joey then felt the rising feeling quickly grow into a sinking one.
What's wrong Joey?
He never said I love you back... –
Sexy Rin: And that was Chapter 5!
Ladies: WOOH! YEAH! (Applause)
Sexy Rin: Gracias, Gracias!
Kaiba and Joey: Mouths open
Mokuba: That was AWSOME!
Kaiba: THAT WAS BULLSHIT!
Joey: I agree!
Kaiba: Don't agree with me mutt!
Joey: Don't call me mutt Richie Rich!
Kaiba: Don't come over my house and trying to choke me with your tongue you sick fuck!
Joey: Don't take my poetry book and blackmail me then try to kill me then you bastard!
Sexy Rin: Ok! That's enough! The people love it guys don't fight!
Mokuba: Please! I think it's great that you guys finally admit that you love each other!
Joey and Kaiba: We DON'T LOVE EACH OTHER!
Serenity: Besides, Kaiba didn't tell my big brother he didn't love him.
Kaiba: FUCK ALL OF YALL!
Sexy Rin: Thank you Kaiba for that really wonderful comment. See, people, do you see why this is rated M? Keep those reviews coming, folks! ONE DAMN REVIEW?! You are killing me people! Now stay tuned for chapter 6 of my romance!