Mokuba: So Sexy Rin, how do you come up with these ideas for your fanfiction?

Sexy Rin: It's all in the imagination Mokuba.

Mokuba: So anyone can write a fanfic?

Sexy Rin: Sure! I encourage fans too. That shows that you have ideas as to how you would improve a show. Plus, it shows that you have been paying attention! And if you do parings like me, you express your opinion.

Kaiba: Or if you do it like Sexy Rin here, your imagination is sick and full of bullshit and the people you are writing about will hate you.

Sexy Rin: You hate me? WAAAAHHHHHHH!

Yami: DON'T MAKE THE AUTHORESS CRY YOU RETARDED RETARD!

Kaiba: Well I speak the truth.

Joey: Well I don't hate you Sexy Rin.

Kaiba: That's because you like this crap and you're gay like that.

Joey: No, that's because she has good ideas and you're an asshole. So fuck you and have a nice day.

Sexy Rin: Thank you Joey. Mokuba please, disclaimer so our wonderful audience can enjoy this story. And you should know Kaiba, I got you. Oh I SO got you in this chapter...Snickers evilly

Mokuba: Uh oh big brother... Sexy Rin doesn't own YuGiOh and if she did then Tea would have a better fashion sense. Gods girl, you NEVER match!

Tea: Hey! I So do have a fashion sense. I'm an indivual!

Mokuba: Yup! Definite in those clothes.

Sexy Rin, Joey, Yami, and Kaiba laughs.

Sexy Rin: Well you can see the opinion column is always crazy! Enjoy!

Joey avoided another enticing glance from Kaiba today. He always turned his head when Kaiba would give him that 'What's wrong? Talk to me.' look. He kept his head down during most of the school day. Tea and Yami saw this and was curious. Joey walked out of the classroom ahead of everyone else when the final bell rung. He headed slowly down the hall. He saw the Janitor Closet door opened slightly but he ignored it. He was about to walk past the door when.

GRASP!

" WHAT THE HELL! MMMPPHHH!" A hand covered his mouth as he felt himself being dragged into the closet and slammed against the wall. He gazed into a pair of Sapphire eyes.

" Damn, what is up with you and pushing me up against the wall?" Kaiba narrowed his eyes and looked at him.

" Look here, I've been trying to talk to you all day, now what the hell is wrong with you?"

" Nothing ok, will you just leave me the fuck alone?" Kaiba's eyes narrowed at Joey's remark." Nothing is wrong! Why do you always try to get in my business, why can't you just stay outta shit for once!"

" I won't have to be in your business if you would just talk to me!"

" Oh so you care now all of a sudden huh! What happened, you and Mokuba switched places?"

" You really need to take your pills."

" You just need to stay the fuck away from me! I never want to see you again!"

" Listen-"

" No YOU listen for once! You don't have me admit something really deep to you and not say anything back! That's some dumb and foul shit ok! And that only proved something to me Kaiba that you are a selfish and arrogant asshole that doesn't care about anyone but your damn self!" Kaiba backed off of Joey, eyes slightly wide.

" What do you mean... Not say anything back?"

"You know exactly what I meant! It happened last night for God's sake! When I told you I loved you, you never said anything back!" The room fell silent. Kaiba looked away and on the ground. Joey saw this and his eyes began to slightly water.

" Just leave me alone Kaiba. Just stay the hell away from me and GET OUT OF MY LIFE!" Joey pushed him against the wall and ran out of the Closet, almost crashing into Tea and Yami, who heard the whole thing with eyes wide. Joey didn't noticed as he quickly ran out of the school. Yami walked into the closet to find a pale Kaiba.

"Kaiba…" Yami started, but Kaiba turned fast on him, glaring.

" If you coming in here to tell me how much of a jerk I've been and how the 'Heart of the Cards' can save me, then save the bullshit. I'll handle this on my own."

" We just want to help." Yami said, feeling hostility from him. Tea smiled, trying to approach him with a friendly manner.

" Yeah, if there's anyone who knows Joey its us. And we're wiling to help you two if you let us."

" I don't need help from you losers. I can handle it on my own."

"Well if you want your puppy back, then you gonna need all the damn help that you can get! Cause Joey doesn't take any shit. So take the damn help or leave it!" Yami said, and Kaiba looked at the ground again. He didn't want help, but he didn't know what else to do about Joey. He was right in a way. When Joey told him that he loved him, he didn't say anything back. He didn't know why, but C'mon, Seto Kaiba being all soft and mushy? It wasn't him. He wasn't even like that to Mokuba, and that was his brother!

But he always showed it through his actions, and not his words. Mokuba knew this, and he thought that the kiss would've showed Joey too. But it seemed like the pup needed more than just actions, he needed to hear those words come out.

Damn those poetic types.

And Yami and the friendship whore was right. They , besides his sister, were the only ones who knew Joey best. And maybe they could be of use to him. He really wanted Joey to know that he too, felt the same way, but how? Much as he hated to admit it, he...Seto Kaiba... was gonna need help in this one.

" Fine...What do I have to do?"

Joey scowled as he went up the stairs ro his apartment. Why did I have to be in love with a straight ASS! he thought as he stomped up the stairs. He was searching for his keys as he walked up the stairs. so he couldn't notice Kaiba standing there until he bumped into him. Joey looked into sapphire eyes and rolled his milk choco ones as he shoved him.

" Move."

" No."

"I'm Not in the mood so ether move or get moved."

" I'm not affected by your little threats pup, I kicked your ass once, and I could do it again. But I have to ask you something."

" And I'm pretty sure that I don't want to hear it, so MOVE." He tried to push him again, but Kaiba quickly moved to the side, which caused Joey to fall forward and into Kaiba's chest. Kaiba caught him and Joey couldn't help but look up at those enticing eyes. Damn... He thought. Kaiba held him as he began to speak.

" I challenge you Wheeler."

" Challenge me? To what?"

" What do you think? A duel you idiot."

" And why do you want to duel me all of a sudden?" He released himself from Kaiba's grip.

" It's a simple duel. We wager something that we each want, and whoever wins, the victor will get his wish." He said, looking at the incredulous look on his face and smirking, "It's all in fun and games. So what do you say?" He said, and Joey took a good, hard look into his eyes.

"I say you're a desperate idiot who has nothing better to do than challenge people who you think you are better than. But I will show you that you're not. When is this little Duel?"

" It's Saturday. At my Dueling Dome. Be there at 5:00 or you forfeit mutt. " Joey nodded as he smirked.

" What's the wager Ritchie Rich?"

" Anything you want Rover."

" ANYTHING?" Joey asked, surprised, and he smirked.

" Yep...So what did you have in mind?" Joey narrowed his eyes and gave his trademark Wheeler grin, knowing when he had something in the bag.

" You'll know when the Duel is won...by me of course."

" Same here, only I shall be the victor."

" You're on Blue."

" See you Saturday Pup." Joey nodded at Kaiba as he gave him a sexy "Farewell" smirk, which caused Joey to feel a little heated.

" Sexy...asshole." He mumbled before entering his apartment.

Saturday!

Joey checked out his deck over and over again as he walked to Kaiba's dome. These cards are guarantee to get me to win against this sexy lunatic! He thought happily. He stopped at a warehouse looking thingy. He said meet here he thought. Just then, a wave of Raven hair flew up to him.

" Hey Joey! My Big Brother sent me here to get you!"

" What? He couldn't come himself?"

" Naw! Said something about preparing your punishment..." Mokuba looked at him with worry. "You didn't do anything did you?"

" Nope little one. It's just a Duel."

" Ok. But it won't be at the Dome like you think."

" Man what is your brother playing at?"

" Who knows." Mokuba and Joey walked to the Kaiba mansion. Mokuba entered and headed down these long flight of stairs. Joey followed him endlessly until he thought they were going straight to hell.

" Here we go. Our basement. I gotta go, my friend is having a sleepover, but Please, don't fight!"

" I'll leave before I'll do that. Bye Mokuba." Mokuba left as Joey entered through two REALLY big doors. He wanted to turn around because of all of this drama, but he made a wager and he wasn't gonna chicken out. He looked around the dark room.

"Hello? HELLO?"

Silence.

" Anyone home?"

More Silence.

" Can someone tell me why I'm so great and why is it that Kaiba, the love of my life, is a straight- up asshole who kisses everyone else's ass?" That should get him out. He thought. He gasped as he felt strong hands surround his waist and someone turning him forcefully around and kissing him. HARD. He pulled back and tried to make out who was this strange molester,
but all he could catch was a pair of reflecting and brilliant Sapphire eyes.

" Kaiba? What the hell are you doing?"

" Getting you ready for our Duel."

" Umm, I don't think choking me with your tongue is a way of preparing for Duel Monsters."

" Duel Monsters? Dear Pup, who says that this was a Duel for Duel Monsters?" Joey backed up a little. He couldn't see it, but he could tell that the CEO was cooking up something. And even though it was foul, Joey couldn't help but wonder what it was and wanted a piece of it. He could tell that the CEO was smirking.

" Well...I brought my Duel Disk anyway so…"

" I assure you Pup, you won't be needing it." He pressed his lips AGAIN against Joey, which caused him to try and pull back. Joey gasped as he tried to speak.

" That's not...FAIR! You had me thinking that it was a real Duel!"

" That's your problem Pup, you think too much. But I'm getting a little tired of you refusing me." He pushed Joey up against something hard and flat. Joey fell back against it, with Kaiba pinned on top of him. Dammit! I can't see... He thought. He felt his hands being put around his head. He then tried to automatically struggle to get from Kaiba, who was trying to put leather straps around his wrists. t occurred to Joey what he was doing.

He was trying to make sure the puppy didn't run.

" What..what are you doing.?"

" Now I can't let you get away... You agreed to this duel did you not? So you would forfeit if you ran, and that's something I WON'T let you do." Joey shuddered as he heard Kaiba say those words. Kaiba began to, for the THIRD time, kiss him roughly. He bit Joey's bottom lip, demanding entrance. Joey opened his mouth with a slight gasp. Kaiba ravished his mouth and left the poor boy breathless. He rubbed against him, causing Joey to let a little moan escape.

"I advise you to get ready Pup, cause I never lose."

Oh My GOD! What is he gonna do?

Oh My GOD! What is he NOT gonna do?

Sexy Rin: And that was Chapter 6!

Ladies: WOOOO! ALRIGHT NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING BOUT! Applause

Sexy Rin: Oh you're too kind!

Seto: You know what Sexy Rin, you are really sick. Why don't you put your mind to good use like school instead of girlish fantasies like this?

Sexy Rin: Because I had LOADS of creativity that isn't appropriate for school!Snickers perversely

Joey: Well, you are good at what you do.

Seto: You know what, I quit. Use my stunt double who doesn't look half as good as me, but still can do the job.

A fat version of Seto Kaiba comes up eating a cheeseburger. He looks like that fake Kaiba ghost from the 1st season.

Fake: Ok I'm ready!

Sexy Rin and Ladies: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sexy Rin: Seto PLEASE! Don't leave! He's no where near as sexy as YOU!

Sexy Rin grabs him around his legs.

Seto: Well then, take off the gay shit!

Sexy Rin: No!

Seto: Bye.

Sexy Rin: NO! Compromise?

Seto: Hmm...Fine let's talk.

Sexy Rin: Well while I talk to Seto about not leaving us with this unsexy version of the Devil himself, you stay tuned for Chapter 7(Which is the REAL Yaoi, no matter what Seto says.)