Me: Back! This is kinda Take 5/6, but I'll have it as just five. :)

Take 5

Oh my dear Jesus Christ, these two were MANIC! It was sooo dangerous too...

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None of this was scripted, so this was all madness! We managed, just about, to get the shots of Ruby in his head, but it was difficult to make him sleep long enough to get the probe in...

Ruby: PROBE?!

Oops... Don't worry, we took it out! Honest! *looks at screen showing Ruby's thoughts*

Ruby: *sighs*

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Narrator: I want to go back to the original series...

Tough! Until they pay the 1billion dollar ransom I left you aren't going back!

Narrator: But I get beaten up here!

And?

Anyway, I had no idea what was going to happen in the battle, and when he made Pearl go up I was stunned. I thought we were doomed.

Pearl: What is that supposed to mean?

Nothing, dear, nothing.

Pearl: It better not of.

If you were Gemma or Ruby I may be worried.

Pearl: Why does no one think I can hit? *hits me round back of head*

*passes out*

Pearl: Oops....

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The battle did not start well. Pearl was up against a type disadvantage, and...

LEAF GOT HIT BAD!

Pearl: No! No! No!

Chillax, he'll be fine, I never kill people off.

Ruby: So far...

Gemma: Right, so far...

I don't! And won't! .

Torchix: She's gonna explode! RUNNNNN!!!!

All: *sweat drops*

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Meowthette: I hate you.

I know.

Tanya: We don't even get much air time!

I know.

Chris: You're annoying.

I know.

All three: STOP SAYING 'I KNOW' WOULD YA?!

No. Arceus, judgement.

Chris: Holy...

Tanya: Crap...

Meowthette: *gulp*

*Arceus hits all with Judgement*

All three: TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

I enjoy this. ^.^

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YAY! THEY WON!!!!!

Leaf: I won.

Pearl: I know. *smiles*

*pukes in corner* Mushy stuff done? Good, I like fluffy but that's just annoying Pearl.

Ruby & Torchix: I agree.

You two agree with me? Is this the chapter of miracles?

Peter: Yeah.

Hi.

Ruby: *Blushes*

What? *smirks*

Ruby: Nothing...

***

Ruby: YOU MADE ME SHARE A TENT WITH HIM?!

I know.

Ruby: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Why does almost every chapter end in me running away? *legs it*

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Me: Short as always, but here we go! R&R!