I love you?
Sushi-Chan; Hi everyone! I'm so sorry for the wait and 4 spelling Kankuro's name wrong
Kankuro; Oh so 1st you ditch me and then I find out you've been spelling my name wrong to?!?
Chouji; where is Shikamaru?
Ino; probably hiding in embarrassment!
Temari; Ha! LOL!
Kankuro; why?
Ino; so Sushi-Chan rumor spread around that you have feelings for a certain shinobi. ;D
Sushi-Chan (blushes); No no, no, no, haha
(Ino gives a suspicious look)
Ino; Are you sure? Sakura said she saw you with a certain dog loving Ninja;)
Chouji; :O…
Temari; :O…
Kankuro; Hey guys?
Sushi-Chan (blushing dark red); Well bye!
(Disappears in a poof of smoke)
Temari; Did Sakura really say that?
Kankuro; Guess what? I learned a new joke!
Ino; Yes! I'm not kidding!
Temari; Hmn…interesting…
Kankuro; hey! Are any of you listening?!?
Ino; Temari you know what this means right?
(Both girls get a mischievous look on their faces)
Temari; Yep time to solve a mystery!
Kankuro; hey any one?!?
Ino; lets go!
Kankuro; why won't anyone notice me TT
(Girls began walking out. Chouji runs up and follows them, and Kankuro is huddled in a corner being completely useless)
Kankuro; why am I being ignored?…OMG! I must be … dead!!! All the signs prove it! I'm a ghost now how can I prove my love for Sushi-Chan TT.
(In a poof of smoke Naruto appears)
Naruto; Hi every body!
Naruto; huh? Nobody is here…that means…I can start the opening! So every one enjoy the story! Dattebyo!
Now…shall we begin…?
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"…" "Shikamaru?" Temari was beginning to worry about him. Shikamaru hadn't said anything since he admitted his love for Temari.
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"Eh he he Ino, its time." Chouji whispered in a sinister voice. "What the hell Chouji?" Ino gave him an odd look.
"Time to hook up the camera to the internet." Chouji glimmered with excitement.
Ino looked at him with a shocked expression on her face.
"You mean like so any body can see them?"
Chouji proudly smiled, "exactly".
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"Hey Temari?" Shikamaru quietly murmured.
"What?" she softly replied.
(AH THE SILENCE IT BURNS!!!).
"I know I probably look like a retard in your eyes but what I said earlier…"
"Shikamaru." Temari interrupted.
"What?"
Temari looked down, "Just tell me the truth. Was what you said true? Did you really mean it?"
Shikamaru slightly blushed , " Its really troublesome but…" he took a breath " yes. Temari I love you."
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"OMG… Chouji do you realize what we just did." Ino sputtered in shock.
"Yes I do." Chouji replied shocked to.
"We just allowed the whole world know how Shikamaru feels about Temari." Ino spilt out.
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(Now it's time for you to see how other ninjas react from seeing the video.")
'You've got mail',
'You've got mail',
'You've got mail',
'You've got mail',
'You've got mail',
"Temari I love you…"
(People online who got the video)
Tsunade; Aw how cute!
Orochimaru; Dang it! Now I have to download those sexy pictures of Sasuke all over again!:(
Hidan ; What the f is the f s with these god damn s heads saying their in f love and c What the fhellis up with this s?
Tobi; he he Tobi is a good boy!
Kankuro; Huh? What happened to my porn site?
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" Shikamaru." Temari looked at him , but not sadly. She then took a breath, "I love you too. I always have."
Shikamaru looked at her. Temari then noticed he was in his pajamas. 'Wow.' She thought to herself, 'Shikamaru's buff'.
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Sushi-Chan; few Ino's gone.
Shikamaru; why?
Sushi-Chan; nothing nothing!
Shikamaru; …okay…….
( a poof of smoke appears)
Ino; Hi Sushi-Chan
Sushi-Chan; uh…hi
Ino; so Sushi you decided not to admit who you love so we found a simple way to get you to admit it.
Sushi-Chan; and that is how?
(Temari holds a confused and tied up Kiba)
Sushi-Chan; Leave Kiba alone!..grr…
Shikamaru; …
Ino; hold a second sister you have to get him from Temari.
(Sushi-Chan starts making hand signs)
Sushi-Chan; crazy fan girl jutsu!
(leaps ferociously at Temari)
Temari; what the hell?
Sushi-Chan; roar!
(Temari drops Kiba and backs away)
Sushi-Chan (back to normal); 0///0
Ino; LOL
Temari; looks like Sushi has a thing for dogs LOL
Shikamaru; this is weird I'm leaving
Temari; I had my laugh I'm going to go to
Ino; don't forget me!
Sushi-Chan;…0///0…
Kiba; um wow…
Kiba; So…Sushi…do you want to get some
Dinner?
Sushi-Chan (blushes);Sure! X3
(walk out holding hands)
(Naruto appears)
Naruto; ha ha sweet.
Well that's all for now folks!
(Looney toons music starts playing)
Kankuro; Why am I dead?
Naruto; Kankuro are you ok?
Kankuro; Naruto you can see me!
Naruto; ya…
Kankuro; Naruto I'm dead do you know what That means? You can see the dead!
Naruto;…right…well that's the 3rd chapter Everyone! Bye!DATTEBYO!