Fred smirking and glanced down towards his crotch for a moment and looked at Alicia. "Eleven inches, pure oak," he said suggestively. He and George exchanged looks and chuckled knowingly.
Alicia gaped at them open mouthed.
"I know, quite impressive if I do say so myself," Fred said.
Alicia tossed her wet shirt at him. "I cannot believe you just said that!"
Fred pulled her shirt of his head. "And already you're throwing your clothes at me!"
"Oh shut up!" she retorted as Fred and George laughed at her.
Fred sighed. "Well as much as I adore you guys, I really ought to get going."
"Come on Fred, we don't want you to leave," Alicia said.
Fred sniggered and looked at George. "You two have fun," he said.
Alicia sighed impatiently realizing Fred and George were silently communicating. Fred raised his eyebrows and George smirked. "Could you not do that?" Alicia grumbled.
The twins looked at her. "Do what?" They asked simultaneously.
"Talk to each other without saying anything. It's rude."
"How is that rude?" George chuckled.
Alicia frowned. "Because I don't know what you're saying!"
"That's the whole point, Alicia," Fred stated simply.
Alicia crossed her arms scowled at Fred as he came to say goodbye.
"Oh come on Alicia, you wouldn't really send me away with a hug," Fred said pouting at her.
Alicia tried not to smile but failed and grudgingly hugged him back. He leaned in towards her ear and whispered so only she could hear, "Don't forget what I said about those contraceptive spells!"
Alicia shoved him away. "Get out of here you prat!"
Fred laughed as he scurried to the door. "I'll come back later with Katie, Angie, and Lee…so don't expect to get off easily without telling us every single thing that happened," he said disappearing through the doors.
Fred smiled to himself as he walked back to Gryffindor, thinking about how things were going to be now that George and Alicia were officially an item.
He really hoped it worked out for them. Especially since Alicia was the first girl George had gone out with for reasons other than just physical. In the past, George's old girlfriends were just girls he liked to look at. They never really had anything in common.
In the end, the reason none of George's relationships lasted very long was because George either got bored or the girls didn't like him hanging around Alicia so much.
Fred knew what it was like to be going out with his best friend. Sure it was a couple of years since he and Angelina had gone out, but he really liked her. Their friendship had survived their break-up, and he hoped that if it ever happened, George and Alicia would survive too.
He and Angelina had only gone out for a little while, but thinking back it seemed like much more. He was positive that if they hadn't been so young at the time, things might have worked out for them.
Fred arrived in front of the portrait and gave the password.
"Where is that beautiful lass you were with earlier?" Sir Cadogan piped, looking around behind Fred.
"What are you talking about?"
"The young lady! Surely you remember? Oh forget it," Sir Cadogan huffed letting Fred into the common room.
"Finally! I was just about to go and get you, where have you been?" Angelina said, running over to him and engulfing him in a hug.
Fred picked her up and spun her around. "I was giving Alicia and George clothes, why?"
"Oh that's right! I can't believe Madam Pomfrey is making they stay there overnight. They must be in pretty bad condition then…I should probably go up there right now!" Angelina said hurriedly heading towards the portrait hole.
Fred grabbed her arm and pulled her back. "Actually, you should probably wait a little while. Who knows what they could be up to."
Angelina sighed. "Well as least you're here, finally."
"How come? Where are Katie and Lee?"
Angelina pointed over to far side of the room where Katie and Lee were having what looked like a very serious conversation. "They're been like that since you and Katie came back. What you expect they're talking about?"
Fred shrugged. "I honestly have no idea," he answered, peering over at his friends.
"Did you get anything out of George and Alicia?" Angelina asked, changing the subject.
Fred smiled and shook his head. "No, I didn't really get the chance. But I have a feeling that Madam Pomfrey is going to have to give them a sleeping draught tonight because if she doesn't…"
"George and Alicia will be doing many things she probably wouldn't approve of."
"I just thought of something!" Fred said excitedly.
"What?" Angelina asked apprehensively.
"Let's throw a George-Alicia-finally-got-together-party!" Fred exclaimed with a glint in his eye.
Angelina raised her eyebrows apprehensively. "I dunno Fred, the last time we tried to do something for Alicia and George it only made things worse."
Fred sighed and rolled his eyes. "Come on Angelina, what could go wrong at a party? It would just be you, me, Katie, Lee, Oliver…and Elliana of course."
"Fred!"
"Only joking! But you know you wanna have a party. I see it in your eyes," Fred piped, crossing his arms and grinning at her.
"Oh really?" Angelina replied drolly, her hand on her hip.
Fred turned his attention to Oliver who had just entered the room. "Ollie, buddy ol' pal! You'll come to the party won't you?"
"This can't interfere with—!"
"Yeah, Quidditch, I know I know!" Fred said putting up his arms before Oliver started lecturing him.
Oliver gave Fred a look. "What kind of party are you talking about?"
"Er…one where we discuss Quidditch! Lots and lots of Quidditch," Fred said patting Oliver on the back and skipping over to Lee and Katie.
"Katie! Lee! I hope I wasn't interrupting anything," Fred interrupted.
"Well actually—" Katie began.
Fred cut her off. "You guys think a party is a good idea right?" Fred gushed, looking at them expectantly.
Lee and Katie stared at him, looking confused.
Fred turned back to Angelina who was looking at him condescendingly with her hands on her hips. "See Angie? Everyone thinks it's a grand idea!" He exclaimed, hopping back over to her.
"Fred, where on earth could we have a party?"
"In our room, where else?" Fred answered matter-of-factly.
"How could we possibly have a party in your room?" Angelina asked still trying to talk Fred out of it.
Fred looked down at Angelina as if he was talking to a small child. "Angelina sweetie, parties aren't really your thing, so why don't you just let me handle things alright?" Fred said patting Angelina on the head.
Angelina frowned and gave him her best (or worse, depending on how you look at it) glare.
Fred took a step backwards. "I'm joking! I'm joking!" He said quickly, holding his hands up in defense. "I know you're a party animal!"
Angelina rolled her eyes and headed towards the girls dormitories.
Fred pouted. "Hey, where are you going? Come back here!" Angelina ignored him and continued her way up the stairs. "Angelina! I need you! Don't leave me here all alone!" Fred yelled, dropping to him knees getting strange looks from a group of 3rd years.
Angelina glanced over her shoulder before she got to the top of the stairs. She snorted when she saw Fred giving her puppy eyes. "Okay fine I'll help you. Just get off the floor you look like a prat."
Fred's eyes lit up and he ran towards the stairs to give Angelina a hug.
"Wait…Fred you can't—!" Angelina warned. But it was too late. Fred leaped onto the staircase which instantly transformed into a slide and Angelina went sliding down landing right on top of Fred. "Fred!" Angelina groaned. Katie and Lee has finished talking and were now snickering at them. "You know boys aren't allowed on the stairs!"
"I forgot!" Fred shrugged standing up and dusting off his clothes. "Now about that party…"
Angelina sighed at Fred began to bombard her with all of his ideas. It looked like Alicia and George were in for a surprise.
Okay this is EVERYTHING I've written so far. I have no idea what comes after this so the next chapter may take a while.
Or I could get a spurt of creativeness and write 3 chapters in one hour! I'll try to submit my next chapter ASAP though!
So keep those reviews comin'!